Io_1 was
Adrian Ioannes the
Bartender and
diedAdrian Ioannes
was an activist from the Animal Rights Consortium.(used 18 TC)
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Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.][
Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.x2][
Syndicate Bomb (54% off!)
5 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives. Normally costs 11 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.][
Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 894.58 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 285.1 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Steal the chaplain's null rod and destroy it - (1 TC, 72.47 Reputation)
Bug the Head of Personnel's office - (0 TC, 39.35 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!WuggyMcWuggy was
Jingles the
Clown and
diedJingles
was an activist from the Animal Rights Consortium.(used 24 TC)
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Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][
Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 547.68 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 256.6 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Head of Personnel's office - (0 TC, 64.18 Reputation)
Steal the chaplain's null rod and destroy it - (1 TC, 75.08 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (1 TC, 96.95 Reputation)
Steal a hand teleporter and place a bug on it. - (6 TC, 200 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!TomateZz was
Muller Schmitz the
Botanist and
survivedMuller Schmitz
was a Gorlex Marauder.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 664.08 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 245.03 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!Typhnox was
Alice Heart the
Assistant and
diedAlice Heart
was an employee from Waffle Corporation.(used 20 TC)
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Freedom Implant
5 TC
An implant injected into the body and later activated at the user's will. It will attempt to free the user from common restraints such as handcuffs.][
Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.][
Syndicate Minibomb
6 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.][
9mm Handgun Magazine
1 TC
An additional 8-round 9mm magazine, compatible with the Makarov pistol.x2]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 872.35 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 265.33 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Steal the chaplain's null rod and destroy it - (1 TC, 83.75 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!Hydrain was
Hydrain the
Assistant and
survivedHydrain
was a Tiger Cooperative Fanatic.(used 4 TC)
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Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.][
TC
(Surplus)
][
TC
(Surplus)
]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 470.52 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 293.32 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!Watchulookinat was
Royce Picard the
Assistant and
had their body destroyedRoyce Picard
was a Gorlex Marauder.(used 7 TC)
[
Stealth Implant (75% off!)
2 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.][
Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][
Airlock Authentication Override Card (66% off!)
1 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 839.2 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 223.65 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Steal the medal of captaincy and place a bug on it. - (2 TC, 130 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!VTheBeast_iF was
Hooke Flynne the
Station Engineer and
had their body destroyedHooke Flynne
was a corporate climber.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 746.95 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 205.22 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!Vampirichalo58 was
Richard Wilson the
Assistant and
had their body destroyedRichard Wilson
was a terrorist from Waffle Corporation.(used 4 TC)
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Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 566.25 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 283.4 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!Private Tristan was
Tristan Quilt the
Station Engineer and
survivedTristan Quilt
simply went completely postal!(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 783.63 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 296.27 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: Nyla Eggbert, battery-operated, anarchy, nudeThe code responses were: Botanist, firm