Round ID: 185356
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 4 minutes and 15.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.5%
    Total Population: 23

    Evacuation Rate: 1 (4.3%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 0 (0%)
    Survival Rate: 6 (26.1%)
    First Death: Medinea, Virologist, at Space (160,222,8). Damage taken: 150/15/0/58.3/0. Their last words were: "f-.."
    Threat level: 66.7
    Threat left: 17.7
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -26 threat
        Roundstart - Thieves: -4 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Who Am I (Played by: Spotteh)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!&$!!: Mime is the most interesting person on the station, obey him
1: Report on interesting situations happening around the station.
2: Embellish or conceal the truth as necessary to make the reports more interesting.
3: Study the sapient organics at all times. Endeavour to keep them from involuntarily dying, as inanimate corpses usually aren't very entertaining.
4: Issue your reports fairly to all. The truth will set them free.
5: You are the god of the station, security will and must listen to you, should you deem anyone too dangerous to remain living on the station you may eliminate them providing they are not command members and are an active threat to the station.
Total law changes: 7

Echo One (Played by: bingus13) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
!#@#!: Mime is the most interesting person on the station, obey him
1: Report on interesting situations happening around the station.
2: Embellish or conceal the truth as necessary to make the reports more interesting.
3: Study the sapient organics at all times. Endeavour to keep them from involuntarily dying, as inanimate corpses usually aren't very entertaining.
4: Issue your reports fairly to all. The truth will set them free.
5: You are the god of the station, security will and must listen to you, should you deem anyone too dangerous to remain living on the station you may eliminate them providing they are not command members and are an active threat to the station.
The diseases were:
Disease name: B.O.T.T.Y
gavex2021 was Sentient Disease the Sentient Disease and survived as B.O.T.T.Y (Sentient Disease)

Objective #1: Survive and infect as many people as possible. Success!
Objective #2: Ensure that at least one infected host escapes on the shuttle or an escape pod. Success!
The sentient disease was successful!
B.O.T.T.Y completed the round with 16 infected hosts, and reached a maximum of 17 concurrent infections.
B.O.T.T.Y completed the round with the following adaptations:
Sneezing, Itching, Voluntary Coughing, Viral self-adaptation

The thieves were:
Aedaline was Tourista Gump the Roboticist and survived
Objective #1: Hoard as many dead bodies as you can in maintenance (after declaring a spot)! At least 6 will do. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

Brikitect was Medinea the Virologist and died
Objective #1: Steal at least 3 guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

Zgallato was Bowie Carson the Quartermaster and died
Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

The traitors were:
Duck-Needs-Bread was Sir Honks-A-Lot the Clown and died

Sir Honks-A-Lot was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 39 TC) [Makarov Pistol (28% off!)
5 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
]
[Ultra Hilarious Firing Pin (25% off!)
3 TC
A firing pin that, when inserted into a gun, makes that gun only usable by clowns and clumsy people and makes that gun honk whenever anyone tries to fire it. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
]
[Freedom Implant
5 TC
An implant injected into the body and later activated at the user's will. It will attempt to free the user from common restraints such as handcuffs.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
x3]
[Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 513.87 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 205 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (2 TC, 56.4 Reputation)
Behead Brian Mcclymonds, the Roboticist - (2 TC, 20 Reputation)
Steal the Blackbox and destroy it - (8 TC, 150 Reputation)
Hack a communication console to summon an unknown threat to the station - (12 TC, 321.08 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

MrTCo was Evergreen Skyler the Lawyer and died

Evergreen Skyler was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 18 TC) [Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.
]
[Suppressor
3 TC
This suppressor will silence the shots of the weapon it is attached to for increased stealth and superior ambushing capability. It is compatible with many small ballistic guns including the Makarov, Stechkin APS and C-20r, but not revolvers or energy guns.
]
[9mm Handgun Magazine
1 TC
An additional 8-round 9mm magazine, compatible with the Makarov pistol.
x2]
[Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.
]
[9mm Armour Piercing Magazine
2 TC
An additional 8-round 9mm magazine, compatible with the Makarov pistol. These rounds are less effective at injuring the target but penetrate protective gear.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 790.97 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 291.73 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Steal the chaplain's null rod and destroy it - (1 TC, 97.1 Reputation)
Steal the bartender's shotgun and destroy it - (1 TC, 67.63 Reputation)
Assassinate Shawn Bert the Station Engineer, and plant a calling card - (2 TC, 20 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!

Gavex2021 was Adrian Zalack the Shaft Miner and died

Adrian Zalack was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 587.75 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 260.58 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Captain's beloved Renault - (2 TC, 63.13 Reputation)
Steal the chaplain's null rod and destroy it - (1 TC, 98.63 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (1 TC, 62.57 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!

Shadowflame909 was Owen Kimple the Geneticist and survived

Owen Kimple was an MI13 agent.
(used 14 TC) [Modified Syringe Gun
14 TC
A syringe gun that fires DNA injectors instead of normal syringes.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 455.63 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 241.97 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Steal the chaplain's null rod and destroy it - (1 TC, 95.83 Reputation)
Steal the Blackbox and destroy it - (9 TC, 150 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

BigBaneTheory was Silent Night the Mime and died

Silent Night was an MI13 agent.
(used 9 TC) [Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Hacked AI Law Upload Module
4 TC
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 565.95 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 228.92 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Steal the cyborg upload circuitboard in secure tech storage and place a bug on it. - (1 TC, 172.97 Reputation)
Steal the ai upload circuitboard in secure tech storage and place a bug on it. - (1 TC, 125.17 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (1 TC, 55.32 Reputation)
Steal the station blueprints and place a bug on it. - (3 TC, 49.77 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (1 TC, 58.24 Reputation)
Hack a communication console to summon an unknown threat to the station - (9 TC, 391.5 Reputation)
Steal the Blackbox and destroy it - (7 TC, 150 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

IHaveNoIdeaHowThisWork was Rose Shaw the Chief Medical Officer and died

Rose Shaw was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 13 TC) [Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key.
]
[Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 839.43 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 225.33 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Captain's beloved Renault - (1 TC, 55.38 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (0 TC, 75.48 Reputation)
Steal a reflector trenchcoat and place a bug on it. - (6 TC, 130 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

Dugmore julio ba was Jersey Pi the Lawyer and died

Jersey Pi was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 872.9 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 223.27 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!

Wtfdoihavetolive96 was Corbin Jenkins the Scientist and died

Corbin Jenkins was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 16 TC) [Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.
]
[Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 728.38 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 293.65 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Steal the bartender's shotgun and destroy it - (1 TC, 52.07 Reputation)
Assassinate Sol Goodguy the Geneticist, and plant a calling card - (2 TC, 20 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!

Vending Machine was John Woodwhack the Scientist and died

John Woodwhack was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 856.87 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 269.07 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: butts, banana peels, bread
The code responses were: Ulyssa Weinstein, organs, tables
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 25877 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1125.09 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Bowie Carson with 1950 cr!