Duck-Needs-Bread was
Sir Honks-A-Lot the
Clown and
diedSir Honks-A-Lot
was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.(used 39 TC)
[
Makarov Pistol (28% off!)
5 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][
Ultra Hilarious Firing Pin (25% off!)
3 TC
A firing pin that, when inserted into a gun, makes that gun only usable by clowns and clumsy people and makes that gun honk whenever anyone tries to fire it. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][
Freedom Implant
5 TC
An implant injected into the body and later activated at the user's will. It will attempt to free the user from common restraints such as handcuffs.][
Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][
Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.x3][
Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 513.87 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 205 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (2 TC, 56.4 Reputation)
Behead Brian Mcclymonds, the Roboticist - (2 TC, 20 Reputation)
Steal the Blackbox and destroy it - (8 TC, 150 Reputation)
Hack a communication console to summon an unknown threat to the station - (12 TC, 321.08 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!MrTCo was
Evergreen Skyler the
Lawyer and
diedEvergreen Skyler
was an employee from Donk Corporation.(used 18 TC)
[
Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.][
Suppressor
3 TC
This suppressor will silence the shots of the weapon it is attached to for increased stealth and superior ambushing capability. It is compatible with many small ballistic guns including the Makarov, Stechkin APS and C-20r, but not revolvers or energy guns.][
9mm Handgun Magazine
1 TC
An additional 8-round 9mm magazine, compatible with the Makarov pistol.x2][
Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.][
9mm Armour Piercing Magazine
2 TC
An additional 8-round 9mm magazine, compatible with the Makarov pistol. These rounds are less effective at injuring the target but penetrate protective gear.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 790.97 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 291.73 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Steal the chaplain's null rod and destroy it - (1 TC, 97.1 Reputation)
Steal the bartender's shotgun and destroy it - (1 TC, 67.63 Reputation)
Assassinate Shawn Bert the Station Engineer, and plant a calling card - (2 TC, 20 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!Gavex2021 was
Adrian Zalack the
Shaft Miner and
diedAdrian Zalack
was an employee from Waffle Corporation.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 587.75 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 260.58 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Captain's beloved Renault - (2 TC, 63.13 Reputation)
Steal the chaplain's null rod and destroy it - (1 TC, 98.63 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (1 TC, 62.57 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!Shadowflame909 was
Owen Kimple the
Geneticist and
survivedOwen Kimple
was an MI13 agent.(used 14 TC)
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Modified Syringe Gun
14 TC
A syringe gun that fires DNA injectors instead of normal syringes.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 455.63 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 241.97 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Steal the chaplain's null rod and destroy it - (1 TC, 95.83 Reputation)
Steal the Blackbox and destroy it - (9 TC, 150 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!BigBaneTheory was
Silent Night the
Mime and
diedSilent Night
was an MI13 agent.(used 9 TC)
[
Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.][
Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][
Hacked AI Law Upload Module
4 TC
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 565.95 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 228.92 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Steal the cyborg upload circuitboard in secure tech storage and place a bug on it. - (1 TC, 172.97 Reputation)
Steal the ai upload circuitboard in secure tech storage and place a bug on it. - (1 TC, 125.17 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (1 TC, 55.32 Reputation)
Steal the station blueprints and place a bug on it. - (3 TC, 49.77 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (1 TC, 58.24 Reputation)
Hack a communication console to summon an unknown threat to the station - (9 TC, 391.5 Reputation)
Steal the Blackbox and destroy it - (7 TC, 150 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!IHaveNoIdeaHowThisWork was
Rose Shaw the
Chief Medical Officer and
diedRose Shaw
was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.(used 13 TC)
[
Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key.][
Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.][
Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 839.43 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 225.33 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Captain's beloved Renault - (1 TC, 55.38 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (0 TC, 75.48 Reputation)
Steal a reflector trenchcoat and place a bug on it. - (6 TC, 130 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!Dugmore julio ba was
Jersey Pi the
Lawyer and
diedJersey Pi
was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 872.9 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 223.27 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!Wtfdoihavetolive96 was
Corbin Jenkins the
Scientist and
diedCorbin Jenkins
was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.(used 16 TC)
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Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.][
Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 728.38 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 293.65 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Steal the bartender's shotgun and destroy it - (1 TC, 52.07 Reputation)
Assassinate Sol Goodguy the Geneticist, and plant a calling card - (2 TC, 20 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!Vending Machine was
John Woodwhack the
Scientist and
diedJohn Woodwhack
was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 856.87 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 269.07 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: butts, banana peels, breadThe code responses were: Ulyssa Weinstein, organs, tables