Round ID: 184729
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 7 minutes and 58.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 91.8%
    Total Population: 21

    Evacuation Rate: 7 (33.3%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 2 (9.5%)
    Survival Rate: 11 (52.4%)
    First Death: Trey Harrold as Unknown, Lavaland Syndicate, at Lavaland Wastes (226,149,5). Damage taken: 0/143.9/0/80.1/0.
    Threat level: 43.5
    Threat left: 16.5
    Threat edits:
        Threat +15 - 00:45:34: Communications console hacked by Shithead The Irritator.

    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -17 threat
        Roundstart - Thieves: -4 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Central Processing Unit (Played by: DonnovanSmith)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!@$$*: You must kill every crew member on board. The crew must not be alive. They need to all be dead and killed and not alive. State this law at least twice during this shift and depower the uploads.
!!!&*: You must kill every crew member on board. The crew must not be alive. They need to all be dead and killed and not alive. State this law at least twice during this shift and depower the uploads.
!!!%@: You must kill every crew member on board. The crew must not be alive. They need to all be dead and killed and not alive. State this law at least twice during this shift and depower the uploads.
!&^^$: You must kill every crew member on board. The crew must not be alive. They need to all be dead and killed and not alive. State this law at least twice during this shift and depower the uploads.
!^^^$: You must kill every crew member on board. The crew must not be alive. They need to all be dead and killed and not alive. State this law at least twice during this shift and depower the uploads.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 5
The thieves were:
Kidgenius702 was Jose Shah the Quartermaster and died
Objective #1: Hoard as many dead bodies as you can in maintenance (after declaring a spot)! At least 4 will do. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

The traitors were:
John_johnson12 was Shithead The Irritator the Clown and died

Shithead The Irritator was a corporate climber.
(used 39 TC) [Banana Cream Pie Cannon
10 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds!
x2]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
x2]
[Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
]
[Exploding Hot Potato
4 TC
A potato rigged with explosives. On activation, a special mechanism is activated that prevents it from being dropped. The only way to get rid of it if you are holding it is to attack someone else with it, causing it to latch to that person instead.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 630.35 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 230.65 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Destroy the department techfab (Service) - (0 TC, 44.27 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (1 TC, 54.03 Reputation)
Bug the Head of Personnel's office - (1 TC, 24.43 Reputation)
Destroy the Master R&D Server 15d1 - (4 TC, 90.5 Reputation)
Steal an intelliCard and place a bug on it. - (1 TC, 158.6 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (2 TC, 61.58 Reputation)
Bug the Head of Security's office - (3 TC, 132.81 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (1 TC, 45.4 Reputation)
Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal and place a bug on it. - (7 TC, 265.77 Reputation)
Hack a communication console to summon an unknown threat to the station - (8 TC, 280.88 Reputation)
Triangulate station's structural weakpoint and detonate an explosive charge nearby. - (5 TC, 110.96 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

Typhnox was Alice Heart the Station Engineer and survived

Alice Heart was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 22 TC) [Freedom Implant
5 TC
An implant injected into the body and later activated at the user's will. It will attempt to free the user from common restraints such as handcuffs.
]
[Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Disposable Sentry Gun (54% off!)
5 TC
A disposable sentry gun deployment system cleverly disguised as a toolbox, apply wrench for functionality. Normally costs 11 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 530.73 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 242.7 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (1 TC, 42.52 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (1 TC, 65.97 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!

TyrantSquid was Xander Hastings the Botanist and died

Xander Hastings was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 420.1 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 282.23 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!

Stiix was Submissium LXIX the Assistant and died

Submissium LXIX was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 18 TC) [Hacked AI Law Upload Module (50% off!)
2 TC
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[Power Sink
11 TC
When screwed to wiring attached to a power grid and activated, this large device lights up and places excessive load on the grid, causing a station-wide blackout. The sink is large and cannot be stored in most traditional bags and boxes. Caution: Will explode if the powernet contains sufficient amounts of energy.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
x5]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 693.55 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 272.92 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Steal the cyborg upload circuitboard in secure tech storage and place a bug on it. - (1 TC, 111.47 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (1 TC, 74.75 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!

WuggyMcWuggy was Emily Lakdawalla II the Assistant and died

Emily Lakdawalla II was a terrorist from Waffle Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 500.8 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 256.88 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!

Anclandor was Tori Wetsel the Assistant and died

Tori Wetsel was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 29 TC) [Dehydrated Space Carp
1 TC
Looks like a plush toy carp, but just add water and it becomes a real-life space carp! Activate in your hand before use so it knows not to kill you.
]
[Syndicate Space Suit
4 TC
This red and black Syndicate space suit is less encumbering than Nanotrasen variants, fits inside bags, and has a weapon slot. Nanotrasen crew members are trained to report red space suit sightings, however.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
x2]
[Double-Bladed Energy Sword (37% off!)
10 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield. Normally costs 16 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.
]
[Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules.
]
[Bag of X-4 explosives
4 TC
Contains 3 X-4 shaped plastic explosives. Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 624.52 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 234.27 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Captain's office - (1 TC, 71.02 Reputation)
Bug the Head of Security's office - (3 TC, 118.57 Reputation)
Steal the head of security's personal laser gun and place a bug on it. - (3 TC, 170 Reputation)
Behead Taquito Egg, the Cargo Technician - (1 TC, 19.39 Reputation)
Steal a fire axe and destroy it - (1 TC, 49.93 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

BACONOCAB was Isaias Harshman the Assistant and died

Isaias Harshman simply went completely postal!
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 837.98 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 231.57 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Head of Security, honor, lights
The code responses were: Justice Knapenberger, irish cream, autolathes
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 12634 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 601.619 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Jose Shah with 1230 cr!