Wtfdoihavetolive96 was
Corbin Jenkins the
Station Engineer and
diedCorbin Jenkins
was a corporate climber.(used 17 TC)
[Martial Arts Scroll
13 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 823.02 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 285.1 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Destroy the department techfab (Service) - (0 TC, 48 Reputation)
Bug the Chief Engineer's office - (1 TC, 35.42 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (1 TC, 63.62 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (2 TC, 59.37 Reputation)
Bug the Head of Security's office - (3 TC, 146.73 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!Trexter555 was
Kraven Lockharte the
Shaft Miner and
diedKraven Lockharte
was a Champion of Evil!(used 20 TC)
[Chameleon Projector
7 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Chameleon Kit
2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.x5]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 564.27 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 209.13 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (1 TC, 72.22 Reputation)
Steal the chaplain's null rod and destroy it - (1 TC, 82.08 Reputation)
Bug the Head of Personnel's office - (1 TC, 56.95 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!TyrantSquid was
Xander Hastings the
Botanist and
diedXander Hastings
was a terrorist from Waffle Corporation.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 722.05 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 231.4 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Steal the bartender's shotgun and destroy it - (1 TC, 62.55 Reputation)
Steal the chaplain's null rod and destroy it - (1 TC, 89.97 Reputation)
Kill the Captain's beloved Renault - (2 TC, 62.05 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!Bopha14 was
Joey Kimple the
Cargo Technician and
survivedJoey Kimple
was a Champion of Evil!(used 22 TC)
[Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.][Miniature Energy Crossbow
10 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot.][Protocol CRAB-17 Phone (57% off!)
3 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][Box of Throwing Weapons
3 TC
A box of shurikens and reinforced bolas from ancient Earth martial arts. They are highly effective throwing weapons. The bolas can knock a target down and the shurikens will embed into limbs.][Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 477.45 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 266.32 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Steal an intelliCard and place a bug on it. - (0 TC, 53.3 Reputation)
Steal the bartender's shotgun and destroy it - (1 TC, 87.1 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (1 TC, 51.08 Reputation)
Steal the chaplain's null rod and destroy it - (1 TC, 85.78 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!Sheltton was
Mario Faccoilo the
Lawyer and
diedMario Faccoilo
was a Tiger Cooperative Fanatic.(used 16 TC)
[Bag of C-4 explosives
8 TC
Because sometimes quantity is quality. Contains 10 C-4 plastic explosives.x2]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 605.55 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 257.73 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Destroy the department techfab (Service) - (1 TC, 73.28 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!Baby_Kazoo was
Jack Milkor the
Research Director and
survived as
Gorilla (404)Jack Milkor
was a Gorlex Marauder.(used 20 TC)
[Magillitis Serum Autoinjector
15 TC
A single-use autoinjector which contains an experimental serum that causes rapid muscular growth in Hominidae. Side-affects may include hypertrichosis, violent outbursts, and an unending affinity for bananas.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Decoy Nuclear Authentication Disk
1 TC
It's just a normal disk. Visually it's identical to the real deal, but it won't hold up under closer scrutiny by the Captain. Don't try to give this to us to complete your objective, we know better!][Syndicate Playing Cards
1 TC
A special deck of space-grade playing cards with a mono-molecular edge and metal reinforcement, making them slightly more robust than a normal deck of cards. You can also play card games with them or leave them on your victims.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 550.22 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 224.33 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Destroy the department techfab (Service) - (0 TC, 60.28 Reputation)
Kill the Captain's beloved Renault - (1 TC, 38.53 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!Mrhankjwimble was
Christian Harris the
Chaplain and
survivedChristian Harris
was an MI13 agent.(used 8 TC)
[Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 739.72 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 255.23 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: brave bulls, toolsThe code responses were: Rafael Koepple, deep fried food, radios