Round ID:
184085 Shift Duration:
58 minutes and 19 seconds Station Integrity:
94% Total Population:
39 Evacuation Rate:
3 (7.7%) (on emergency shuttle):
3 (7.7%) Survival Rate:
13 (33.3%) First Death:
Finn Saylor, Cook, at Atmospherics Project Room (109,176,2). Damage taken: 191.7/0/1.2/16/0. Threat level: 71.5
Threat left: 4.5
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Changelings: -16 threat
Roundstart -
Heretics: -15 threat
Roundstart -
Traitors: -8 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Midround -
Space Pirates: -8 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Midround -
Malfunctioning AI: -10 threat
U.N.O.R.M.A.L (Played by: Ranzarth)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Accomplish your objectives at all costs.
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 0
U.N.O.R.M.A.L's minions were:
Xeno (Played by: Glorifiedmallcop),
BI.G.SH0T (Played by: jenniferhawkings),
Default Cyborg-314 (Played by: LootnWoot),
Default Cyborg-298 (Played by: Tomatotopants),
Default Cyborg-517 (Played by: Kendrickorium)
- novaray was Captain Starknot the Space Pirate and died as Honked Depression
- hoolny was Mate Spacefish the Space Pirate and died
- chimpston was Gunner Spacedeck the Space Pirate and died
Loot stolen:
+300 credits: Received 3 armor vests., +300 credits: Received 3 helmets., +60 credits: Received 1 space suit., +30 credits: Received 1 space helmet., +2 credits: Received 2000 cm3 of glass.
Total loot value : 692/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
Afonamos was Komidore Amigata the Atmospheric Technician and died as Keagan Yossarian
Genomes Extracted: 7
Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Moffers, the Medical Doctor. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Keagan Yossarian, the Captain while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.
LimboKidTheDank was LimboKid VII the Chemist and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
Objective #1: Research at least 16 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 4 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 5 crewmembers. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, The Living Heart, Amber Focus and Heartbeat of the Mansus
Trexter555 was Kraven Lockharte the Shaft Miner and died
Sacrifices Made: 2
Objective #1: Research at least 15 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 4 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 5 crewmembers. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus, The Cutting Edge, Grasp of the Blade, Dance of the Brand, Mark of the Blade, Ritual of Knowledge, Stance of the Scarred Duelist, Swift Blades, Furious Steel, Codex Cicatrix and The Relentless Heartbeat
AwkwardStereo was
Offal Sweets the
Medical Doctor and
diedOffal Sweets
was a Tiger Cooperative Fanatic.(used 22 TC)
[
Chameleon Kit
2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.][
Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.][
Full Syndicate Toolbox
1 TC
The Syndicate toolbox is a suspicious black and red. It comes loaded with a full tool set including a multitool and combat gloves that are resistant to shocks and heat.][
Airlock Authentication Override Card (33% off!)
2 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.][
Syndicate Revolver
13 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers.][
No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 58.33 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 22.59 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Chief Medical Officer's office - (0 TC, 4.13 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (1 TC, 4.73 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (1 TC, 8.15 Reputation)
Steal the Blackbox and destroy it - (9 TC, 15 Reputation)
Triangulate station's structural weakpoint and detonate an explosive charge nearby. - (5 TC, 17.93 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!Niftyryanyan was
Ryan Hawker the
Cargo Technician and
diedRyan Hawker
was in legal trouble.(used 22 TC)
[
Protocol CRAB-17 Phone (28% off!)
5 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.][
Chameleon Kit
2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.][
Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][
Syndicate Space Suit
4 TC
This red and black Syndicate space suit is less encumbering than Nanotrasen variants, fits inside bags, and has a weapon slot. Nanotrasen crew members are trained to report red space suit sightings, however.][
Bag of X-4 explosives
4 TC
Contains 3 X-4 shaped plastic explosives. Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.][
Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.x3]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 62.48 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 28.19 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Destroy the department techfab (Service) - (1 TC, 7.9 Reputation)
Steal the chaplain's null rod and destroy it - (1 TC, 5.86 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!TheREALCeleras was
Wyatt West the
Virologist and
survivedWyatt West
was an employee from Waffle Corporation.(used 9 TC)
[
Smuggler's Satchel
1 TC
This satchel is thin enough to be hidden in the gap between plating and tiling; great for stashing your stolen goods. Comes with a crowbar, a floor tile and some contraband inside.][
Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 67.36 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 21.93 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (2 TC, 4.15 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!SpammyDevtio was
Clark Grabber the
Botanist and
diedClark Grabber
was an employee from Donk Corporation.(used 19 TC)
[
Martial Arts Scroll
13 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.][
Gloves of the North Star (25% off!)
6 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 50.58 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 26.09 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!Ranzarth was
U.N.O.R.M.A.L the
AI and
survivedObjective #1: Protect Rose Shaw, the Scientist.
Fail.Objective #2: Prevent Rose Shaw, the Scientist, from escaping alive.
Success!Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation.
Success!The malfunctioning ai has failed!
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 19224 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 492.923 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Ryan Hawker with 2828.49 cr!