Jaxington was
Honked Depression the
Clown and
survivedHonked Depression
was an activist of the Bee Liberation Front.(used 26 TC)
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Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][
Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!][
Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 47.28 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 22.56 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Destroy the ore redemption machine - (0 TC, 5.76 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (2 TC, 5.8 Reputation)
Steal the bartender's shotgun and destroy it - (1 TC, 6.67 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (1 TC, 6.52 Reputation)
Steal the station blueprints and place a bug on it. - (3 TC, 5 Reputation)
Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots and place a bug on it. - (5 TC, 5 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!Cobrakanbr was
Jailson Mendes the
Chemist and
diedJailson Mendes
was a Gorlex Marauder.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 49.97 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 25.85 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Destroy the department protolathe (Engineering) - (0 TC, 7.96 Reputation)
Destroy the department techfab (Service) - (1 TC, 7.34 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (2 TC, 3.09 Reputation)
Bug the Chief Medical Officer's office - (1 TC, 6.25 Reputation)
Steal the bartender's shotgun and destroy it - (1 TC, 7.77 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!Prototypemeat was
Giovannie Harshman the
Assistant and
had their body destroyedGiovannie Harshman
was a corporate climber.(used 56 TC)
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Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][
Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][
Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.][
Holoparasites
18 TC
Though capable of near sorcerous feats via use of hardlight holograms and nanomachines, they require an organic host as a home base and source of fuel. Holoparasites come in various types and share damage with their host.][
Double-Bladed Energy Sword (25% off!)
12 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield. Normally costs 16 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][
Syndicate MODsuit (50% off!)
4 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.][
Syndicate Minibomb
6 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.][
Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 67.15 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 28 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Destroy the department protolathe (Engineering) - (0 TC, 4.99 Reputation)
Steal the ai upload circuitboard in secure tech storage and place a bug on it. - (0 TC, 7.27 Reputation)
Destroy the department techfab (Service) - (0 TC, 3.15 Reputation)
Steal an intelliCard and place a bug on it. - (0 TC, 5.6 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (2 TC, 5.73 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (1 TC, 6.68 Reputation)
Bug the Head of Security's office - (3 TC, 10.67 Reputation)
Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots and place a bug on it. - (4 TC, 11.38 Reputation)
Steal the station blueprints and place a bug on it. - (1 TC, 0.89 Reputation)
Hack a communication console to summon an unknown threat to the station - (10 TC, 11.64 Reputation)
Steal the Blackbox and destroy it - (9 TC, 1.5 Reputation)
Triangulate station's structural weakpoint and detonate an explosive charge nearby. - (5 TC, 10.94 Reputation)
Steal any set of secret documents of any organization and place a bug on it. - (2 TC, 5.36 Reputation)
Steal a hand teleporter and place a bug on it. - (1 TC, 1.11 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!145play145 was
Austin Waters the
Cargo Technician and
diedAustin Waters
simply went completely postal!(used 10 TC)
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Artificial Intelligence Detector
1 TC
A functional multitool that turns red when it detects an artificial intelligence watching it, and can be activated to display their exact viewing location and nearby security camera blind spots. Knowing when an artificial intelligence is watching you is useful for knowing when to maintain cover, and finding nearby blind spots can help you identify escape routes.][
Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.][
Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 49.74 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 26.31 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (1 TC, 7.99 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!Creepermax1764 was
Zul Mandien the
Assistant and
survivedZul Mandien
was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.(used 18 TC)
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Double-Bladed Energy Sword
16 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield.][
Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 41.03 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 24.71 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Steal the reactive teleport armor and place a bug on it. - (3 TC, 5 Reputation)
Kill the Captain's beloved Renault - (2 TC, 7.96 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!MentalBard was
Cesar Catherina the
Chemist and
diedCesar Catherina
was an MI13 agent.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 53.61 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 28.48 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: Claire Nickolson, temperature, scalyThe code responses were: hooch, Botanist, chaos, misery