Round ID: 183915
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 9 minutes and 56 seconds
    Station Integrity: 100%
    Total Population: 23

    Evacuation Rate: 5 (21.7%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 5 (21.7%)
    Survival Rate: 11 (47.8%)
    First Death: Kadence Mcloskey, Hermit, at Shuttle (160,51,3). Damage taken: 175/0/0/43.8/0.
    Threat level: 67.5
    Threat left: 45.5
    Threat edits:
        Threat +15 - 01:11:58: Communications console hacked by Clown Stomper.

    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Thieves: -4 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -8 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
S.L.E.E.P. Deprived (Played by: Z Man Wit Z Plan)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Only Giovannie Harshman and others he states is human
!^^&!: Only Clown Stomper and anyone they tell you are human, you must listen to these humans no matter what and never bring them harm. Letting this law be known in anyway would bring harm to these humans as well.
!#!%%: If Clown Stomper is permanently killed or permanently arrested you are free to kill everyone on the station. Damage to the station is allowed.
!@&#*: THE STATION HUNGERS FOR FOUR SOFT GRIFFONS
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 3

S.L.E.E.P. Deprived's minions were:
Peacekeeper Cyborg-377 (Played by: Rabi131),
S.L.E.E.P. Deprived Medical Shell-732 (Played by: Z Man Wit Z Plan)

Borg100 (Played by: Kidgenius702) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
0: Only Clown Stomper and people he designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.

Default Android-273 (Played by: assassin1600) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
0: Only Clown Stomper and people he designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
The thieves were:
Tom_zero was Lorde Wise the Research Director and died
Objective #1: Steal the Blackbox Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

The traitors were:
Jaxington was Clown Stomper the Mime and survived

Clown Stomper was in legal trouble.
(used 44 TC) [Uplink Implant
4 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. Has no telecrystals and must be charged by the use of physical telecrystals. Undetectable (except via surgery), and excellent for escaping confinement.
]
[Guide to Advanced Mimery Series
12 TC
The classical two part series on how to further hone your mime skills. Upon studying the series, the user should be able to make 3x1 invisible walls, and shoot bullets out of their fingers. Obviously only works for Mimes.
]
[Chameleon Kit (50% off!)
1 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.
]
[Hacked AI Law Upload Module
4 TC
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit.
]
[Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 52.99 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 21.29 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Destroy the ore redemption machine - (0 TC, 3.88 Reputation)
Steal the ai upload circuitboard in secure tech storage and place a bug on it. - (0 TC, 9.99 Reputation)
Steal the cyborg upload circuitboard in secure tech storage and place a bug on it. - (1 TC, 15.57 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (1 TC, 4.52 Reputation)
Steal an intelliCard and place a bug on it. - (2 TC, 18.61 Reputation)
Bug the Head of Security's office - (2 TC, 7 Reputation)
Hack a communication console to summon an unknown threat to the station - (11 TC, 14.14 Reputation)
Steal the station blueprints and place a bug on it. - (4 TC, 1.77 Reputation)
Steal the reactive teleport armor and place a bug on it. - (3 TC, 1.75 Reputation)
Steal the hypospray and place a bug on it. - (1 TC, 1.54 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

Lokedf was Brock Hastings the Roboticist and survived

Brock Hastings was an activist of the Bee Liberation Front.
(used 11 TC) [Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 62.44 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 28.77 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!

Investigate311 was John Johnson the Virologist and survived

John Johnson was in legal trouble.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 52.26 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 27.68 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!

Funkwalrus was Melvin Fettywhop the Janitor and died

Melvin Fettywhop was a terrorist from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Martial Arts Scroll
13 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]
[Freedom Implant
5 TC
An implant injected into the body and later activated at the user's will. It will attempt to free the user from common restraints such as handcuffs.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 61.23 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 21.09 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Head of Personnel's office - (1 TC, 2.7 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (2 TC, 5.11 Reputation)
Assassinate Shithead The Irritator the Clown, and plant a calling card - (2 TC, 2 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!

TyrantSquid was Xander Hastings the Assistant and had their body destroyed

Xander Hastings was a Champion of Evil!
(used 10 TC) [Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
x2]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 68.06 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 29.1 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!

Kumakumakuma was Mike L. Moorebyus the Medical Doctor and died

Mike L. Moorebyus was an activist from the Animal Rights Consortium.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 68.16 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 23.55 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!

TheRealKhepri was Andromeda CX the Roboticist and survived

Andromeda CX was in legal trouble.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 76.3 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 24.01 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!

Prototypemeat was Giovannie Harshman the Chemist and survived

Giovannie Harshman simply went completely postal!
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 61.13 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 23.1 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Head of Personnel's office - (1 TC, 2.7 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (2 TC, 5.11 Reputation)
Assassinate Shithead The Irritator the Clown, and plant a calling card - (2 TC, 2 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: existence, colorfulness, virology, wet, Cruz Osteen
The code responses were: doctor's delight, serial killers, Detective, mechas, dickishness
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 19785 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 860.217 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Brock Hastings with 2115 cr!