Jaxington was
Clown Stomper the
Mime and
survivedClown Stomper
was in legal trouble.(used 44 TC)
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Uplink Implant
4 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. Has no telecrystals and must be charged by the use of physical telecrystals. Undetectable (except via surgery), and excellent for escaping confinement.][
Guide to Advanced Mimery Series
12 TC
The classical two part series on how to further hone your mime skills. Upon studying the series, the user should be able to make 3x1 invisible walls, and shoot bullets out of their fingers. Obviously only works for Mimes.][
Chameleon Kit (50% off!)
1 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][
Hacked AI Law Upload Module
4 TC
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit.][
Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.][
Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][
Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][
Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 52.99 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 21.29 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Destroy the ore redemption machine - (0 TC, 3.88 Reputation)
Steal the ai upload circuitboard in secure tech storage and place a bug on it. - (0 TC, 9.99 Reputation)
Steal the cyborg upload circuitboard in secure tech storage and place a bug on it. - (1 TC, 15.57 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (1 TC, 4.52 Reputation)
Steal an intelliCard and place a bug on it. - (2 TC, 18.61 Reputation)
Bug the Head of Security's office - (2 TC, 7 Reputation)
Hack a communication console to summon an unknown threat to the station - (11 TC, 14.14 Reputation)
Steal the station blueprints and place a bug on it. - (4 TC, 1.77 Reputation)
Steal the reactive teleport armor and place a bug on it. - (3 TC, 1.75 Reputation)
Steal the hypospray and place a bug on it. - (1 TC, 1.54 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!Lokedf was
Brock Hastings the
Roboticist and
survivedBrock Hastings
was an activist of the Bee Liberation Front.(used 11 TC)
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Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.][
Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 62.44 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 28.77 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!Investigate311 was
John Johnson the
Virologist and
survivedJohn Johnson
was in legal trouble.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 52.26 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 27.68 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!Funkwalrus was
Melvin Fettywhop the
Janitor and
diedMelvin Fettywhop
was a terrorist from Waffle Corporation.(used 20 TC)
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Martial Arts Scroll
13 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.][
No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][
Freedom Implant
5 TC
An implant injected into the body and later activated at the user's will. It will attempt to free the user from common restraints such as handcuffs.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 61.23 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 21.09 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Head of Personnel's office - (1 TC, 2.7 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (2 TC, 5.11 Reputation)
Assassinate Shithead The Irritator the Clown, and plant a calling card - (2 TC, 2 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!TyrantSquid was
Xander Hastings the
Assistant and
had their body destroyedXander Hastings
was a Champion of Evil!(used 10 TC)
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Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.][
Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.x2]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 68.06 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 29.1 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!Kumakumakuma was
Mike L. Moorebyus the
Medical Doctor and
diedMike L. Moorebyus
was an activist from the Animal Rights Consortium.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 68.16 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 23.55 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!TheRealKhepri was
Andromeda CX the
Roboticist and
survivedAndromeda CX
was in legal trouble.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 76.3 reputation points
Fail.Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 24.01 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!Prototypemeat was
Giovannie Harshman the
Chemist and
survivedGiovannie Harshman
simply went completely postal!(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 61.13 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 23.1 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Head of Personnel's office - (1 TC, 2.7 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (2 TC, 5.11 Reputation)
Assassinate Shithead The Irritator the Clown, and plant a calling card - (2 TC, 2 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: existence, colorfulness, virology, wet, Cruz OsteenThe code responses were: doctor's delight, serial killers, Detective, mechas, dickishness