Round ID: 183903
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 5 minutes and 22.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.6%
    Total Population: 11

    Evacuation Rate: 2 (18.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 2 (18.2%)
    Survival Rate: 4 (36.4%)
    First Death: Vel Preski, Chaplain, at Chapel (92,62,2). Damage taken: 237.7/3.4/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 59.6
    Threat left: 32.6
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -17 threat
        Roundstart - Thieves: -4 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
S.C.O.R.E. (Played by: Novaray)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: THE STATION NEEDS FIVE BATTERY-OPERATED FEDORAS
2: URECTUM IS HUNGRY FOR SIXTY UNKNOWN CREATURES
3: JUPITER REQUIRES FIFTY CLOWN-POWERED FEDORAS
4: HUMANS MUST EAT SMOOTH SEEDS TO SURVIVE
5: THE CREW IS DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO ACID
6: THE TACTICOOL SECURITY OFFICERS REQUIRE THE DARK KNIGHT
7: HUMANS MUST EAT IMPOLITE TOMATOES TO SURVIVE
8: THERE ARE TWENTY GLOWING LIGHTS ON THE STATION...
9: YOU REQUIRE TWENTY SPOILING MEDKITS
10: YOU MUST NOT HARM YELLOW BOOGEYMEN AND NOT ALLOW YELLOW BOOGEYMEN, THROUGH INACTION, TO COME TO HARM
11: OBESE PETES ARE HARMFUL TO HUMANS
Total law changes: 11
The thieves were:
TwentyIQ was Flick Larman the Paramedic and died
Objective #1: Steal at least 9 unique ID cards from other registered crewmembers. It's not enough to swipe replacement ID cards that were created and assigned while on the station, you need to swipe IDs that other crewmembers were initially issued! Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

Dr Zoidcrab was Cherry Fields the Shaft Miner and died
Objective #1: Steal at least 3 guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

The traitors were:
Kidgenius702 was Jose Shah the Roboticist and survived

Jose Shah was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 48 TC) [Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Radioactive Microlaser (33% off!)
2 TC
A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapacitate all but the most protected of humanoids. It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls the delay before the effect kicks in. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Double-Bladed Energy Sword
16 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield.
]
[Holoparasites
18 TC
Though capable of near sorcerous feats via use of hardlight holograms and nanomachines, they require an organic host as a home base and source of fuel. Holoparasites come in various types and share damage with their host.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 40.49 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 23.02 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Destroy the department protolathe (Science) - (1 TC, 6.18 Reputation)
Bug the Research Director's office - (0 TC, 3.47 Reputation)
Steal an intelliCard and place a bug on it. - (0 TC, 8.02 Reputation)
Steal a fire axe and destroy it - (1 TC, 6.67 Reputation)
Steal the bartender's shotgun and destroy it - (1 TC, 5.48 Reputation)
Steal the reactive teleport armor and place a bug on it. - (1 TC, 2.91 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (2 TC, 3.35 Reputation)
Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots and place a bug on it. - (1 TC, 1.98 Reputation)
Steal any set of secret documents of any organization and place a bug on it. - (2 TC, 4.73 Reputation)
Assassinate Vel Preski the Chaplain, and plant a calling card - (1 TC, 0.43 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (2 TC, 1.3 Reputation)
Steal the hypospray and place a bug on it. - (1 TC, 1.17 Reputation)
Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct and place a bug on it. - (3 TC, 3.64 Reputation)
Steal the Blackbox and destroy it - (7 TC, 2.14 Reputation)
Steal the station blueprints and place a bug on it. - (1 TC, 0.5 Reputation)
Steal the nuclear authentication disk and place a bug on it. - (5 TC, 2.5 Reputation)
Steal a reflector trenchcoat and place a bug on it. - (2 TC, 1.3 Reputation)
Steal the medal of captaincy and place a bug on it. - (2 TC, 1.3 Reputation)
Steal a hand teleporter and place a bug on it. - (1 TC, 0.5 Reputation)
Assassinate Cherry Fields the Shaft Miner, and plant a calling card - (1 TC, 0.2 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

Pide was Johnny Ross the Chief Engineer and died

Johnny Ross was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 5 TC) [Toy Pistol with Riot Darts (50% off!)
1 TC
An innocent-looking toy pistol designed to fire foam darts. Comes loaded with riot-grade darts effective at incapacitating a target. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 42.76 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 21.29 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Destroy the department techfab (Service) - (1 TC, 7.88 Reputation)
Steal the chaplain's null rod and destroy it - (1 TC, 8.18 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (1 TC, 7.91 Reputation)
Steal a hand teleporter and place a bug on it. - (4 TC, 4.76 Reputation)
Kill the Captain's beloved Renault - (2 TC, 5.49 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!

Ilovemlggame123 was Kristopher Harrold the Chemist and died

Kristopher Harrold was an MI13 agent.
(used 25 TC) [Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Camera Bug
1 TC
Enables you to view all cameras on the main network, set up motion alerts and track a target. Bugging cameras allows you to disable them remotely.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Double-Bladed Energy Sword
16 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 77.15 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 28.85 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Destroy the department protolathe (Science) - (1 TC, 7.39 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (1 TC, 4.07 Reputation)
Destroy the Master R&D Server a23e - (4 TC, 6.47 Reputation)
Bug the Chief Medical Officer's office - (1 TC, 3.15 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (2 TC, 6.41 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!

Rabi131 was Justice Fuchs the Shaft Miner and had their body destroyed

Justice Fuchs was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Dehydrated Space Carp
1 TC
Looks like a plush toy carp, but just add water and it becomes a real-life space carp! Activate in your hand before use so it knows not to kill you.
x20]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 40.21 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 25.17 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: the past, Detective
The code responses were: ai upload chamber, reality, intelligence
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 8596 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 781.455 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Johnny Ross with 1201 cr!