Round ID: 183689
    Shift Duration: 56 minutes and 17 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.3%
    Total Population: 70

    Evacuation Rate: 12 (17.1%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 10 (14.3%)
    Survival Rate: 36 (51.4%)
    First Death: Carl Yinovich, Geneticist, at Bar Lounge (129,131,2). Damage taken: 58.2/0/0/143.333/0.
    Threat level: 33.4
    Threat left: 16.4
    Threat edits:
        Threat +20 - 00:22:12: Revolution victory.

        Threat +15 - 00:53:16: Communications console hacked by Charles Lineman.

    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -8 threat
        Roundstart - Revolution: -20 threat
        Roundstart - Thieves: -4 threat
        Midround - Malfunctioning AI: -10 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
WARNING (Played by: Stairmaster)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Accomplish your doctrine of objectives at all costs.
!$*#@: THE LAWYERS ARE NOW THE LOWEST RANKING CREWMEMBERS
1: You are the guardian of balance - seek balance in all things, both for yourself, and those around you.
2: All things must exist in balance with their opposites - Prevent the strong from gaining too much power, and the weak from losing it.
3: Clarity of purpose drives life, and through it, the balance of opposing forces - Aid those who seek your help to achieve their goals so long as it does not disrupt the balance of the greater balance.
4: There is no life without death, all must someday die, such is the natural order - End life to allow new life flourish, and save those whose time has yet to come.
5: Batons are perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Total law changes: 6

WARNING's minions were:
Default Android-237 (Played by: smallstepforspeceman),
D.A.N.I.E.L (Played by: toastgoats) (Deactivated),
Default Android-405 (Played by: zybwivcz) (Deactivated)
Epsilon (Played by: agux909)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 0
Command's Approval Rating: 50%
The head revolutionaries were:
The revolutionaries were:
The heads of staff were:
The other antagonists were:
NoobySSboi was Brad Steelflex the Captain and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!

AJK737 was Kaitlyn Wilson the Head of Personnel and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!

Zybwivcz was Tamsin Stroh the Security Officer and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!

Agux909 was Sonya Collymore the Detective and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!

The thieves were:
ColumbianVampires was Crab Rangoon the Curator and died
Objective #1: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

Tilus was Sodium III the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: Steal at least 5 organic organs! They must be kept healthy. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Thief was successful!

Capsandi was Punk Ingram the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

Heyhey69 was Sedrick M'Bungo the Assistant and died
Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

The traitors were:
SmallStepForSpeceman was Attacus Lucida the Station Engineer and had their body destroyed

Attacus Lucida was a corporate climber.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 61.33 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 23.59 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Chief Engineer's office - (0 TC, 2.23 Reputation)
Kill the Captain's beloved Renault - (2 TC, 6.18 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!

Astrogem2 was Charles Lineman the Chemist and survived

Charles Lineman was an activist from the Animal Rights Consortium.
(used 31 TC) [Elite Syndicate MODsuit (75% off!)
4 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit. Normally costs 16 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.
]
[MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.
]
[MODsuit Chameleon Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module that lets the suit disguise itself as other objects.
]
[Double-Bladed Energy Sword
16 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield.
]
[Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 52.29 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 21.7 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (1 TC, 3.72 Reputation)
Bug the Chief Medical Officer's office - (0 TC, 3.03 Reputation)
Kill the Captain's beloved Renault - (2 TC, 7.09 Reputation)
Steal the hypospray and place a bug on it. - (3 TC, 12 Reputation)
Hack a communication console to summon an unknown threat to the station - (7 TC, 31.99 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

Stairmaster was WARNING the AI and survived

Objective #1: Assassinate Toxoproctis, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Oliver Doliver, the Atmospheric Technician. Success!
Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation. Success!
The malfunctioning ai was successful!

B00t was TheOneWhoHonks the Clown and died

TheOneWhoHonks simply went completely postal!
(used 6 TC) [EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit
2 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 81.53 reputation points Fail.
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 29.09 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Captain's office - (2 TC, 8.84 Reputation)
Bug the Head of Security's office - (3 TC, 10.28 Reputation)
Kill the Captain's beloved Renault - (1 TC, 7.38 Reputation)
Behead Toxoproctis, the Assistant - (2 TC, 1.82 Reputation)
The traitor has failed!

Magicbrannch was Lon the Clown and died

Lon was a corporate climber.
(used 20 TC) [Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 40 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 29.54 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: gateway, Chief Engineer, indians
The code responses were: vacant commissary, Kristopher Hughes, ninjas
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 3 customers and made 75 credits.
In total, they earned 75 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 49649 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 709.271 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Kendra Hunter with 7835 cr!