Round ID: 182364
    Shift Duration: 59 minutes and 56.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 95.7%
    Total Population: 66

    Evacuation Rate: 3 (4.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 2 (3%)
    Survival Rate: 11 (16.7%)
    First Death: Joseph Nanotrasen, Geneticist, at Starboard Tram Underpass (162,118,2). Damage taken: 146.7/0/0/64/0. Their last words were: "it was was a duel..."
    Threat level: 67.6
    Threat left: 22.6
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Malfunctioning AI: -18 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -17 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
The traitors were:
Watchulookinat was Shithead The Irritator the Clown and died

Shithead The Irritator simply went completely postal!
(used 20 TC) [Energy Dagger (50% off!)
1 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.
]
[Miniature Energy Crossbow
10 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot.
]
[Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]
[Syndicate Soap
1 TC
A sinister-looking surfactant used to clean blood stains to hide murders and prevent DNA analysis. You can also drop it underfoot to slip people.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 870 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 295 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Head of Personnel's office - (0 TC, 7.1 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (2 TC, 6.3 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

Super1Shadow was Mori Hayhurst the Shaft Miner and survived

Mori Hayhurst was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 783 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 205 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (1 TC, 5.2 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

Qunk was Kolton Collins the Chemist and died

Kolton Collins was a terrorist from Waffle Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 668 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 251 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (2 TC, 3.4 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

Sheltton was Mario the AI and had their body destroyed

Objective #1: Protect Ryan Hawker, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Ryan Hawker, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation. Fail.
The malfunctioning ai has failed!

Niftyryanyan was Ryan Hawker the Assistant and had their body destroyed

Ryan Hawker simply went completely postal!
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Encryption Key (50% off!)
1 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.
]
[Chameleon Kit
2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Syndicate Soap
1 TC
A sinister-looking surfactant used to clean blood stains to hide murders and prevent DNA analysis. You can also drop it underfoot to slip people.
]
[Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.
]
[9mm Handgun Magazine
1 TC
An additional 8-round 9mm magazine, compatible with the Makarov pistol.
x5]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 890 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 208 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!

Fat Orangutan was Aargl Marboles the Geneticist and died as Gorilla (273)

Aargl Marboles was a terrorist from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Magillitis Serum Autoinjector
15 TC
A single-use autoinjector which contains an experimental serum that causes rapid muscular growth in Hominidae. Side-affects may include hypertrichosis, violent outbursts, and an unending affinity for bananas.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
]
[Bag of X-4 explosives
4 TC
Contains 3 X-4 shaped plastic explosives. Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 446 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 261 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (2 TC, 6.8 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

Cloudonian was Xavier The VI the Botanist and died

Xavier The VI was an MI13 agent.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 845 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 277 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: bloody marys, pooping
The code responses were: undulating, donuts, Sarai Sandys
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 3 customers and made 75 credits.
In total, they earned 75 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 49094 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 743.849 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Gyanus Saxtakar with 12025 cr!