Round ID:
182361 Shift Duration:
53 minutes and 15.4 seconds Station Integrity:
99.2% Total Population:
58 Evacuation Rate:
18 (31%) (on emergency shuttle):
18 (31%) Survival Rate:
28 (48.3%) First Death:
Kaleb Kanaga, Lawyer, at Locker Room (186,113,2). Damage taken: 114/0/0/96.1/0. Threat level: 51.3
Threat left: 4.3
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Revolution: -20 threat
Roundstart -
Traitors: -8 threat
Roundstart -
Thieves: -4 threat
Midround -
Alien Infestation: -10 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Who Am I (Played by: Spotteh)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 0
Who Am I's minions were:
Default Cyborg-594 (Played by: SableSteel)
Aye Ieee (Played by: anobis)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 0
Aye Ieee's minions were:
Aye Ieee Default Shell-384 (Played by: anobis)
P.U.G. (Played by: Sickbay) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
0: Only Jaxon Grapefruit and people he designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
P.O.N.E (Played by: Squishy_pone) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
0: Only Jaxon Grapefruit and people he designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
Command's Approval Rating:
69.6%- IHaveNoIdeaHowThisWork was Rose Shaw the Geneticist and died
- Tgent007 was Eliot Owens the Quartermaster and died
- FormorA was Pan Dan the Paramedic and had their body destroyed
- Forte_e was Artemy Burakh the Scientist and died
- The_BoxCat was Richard Cuboid the Medical Doctor and survived
- Jennifer Hawkings was Kendra Hunter the Cargo Technician and survived
- Private Tristan was Tristan Quilt the Station Engineer and survived
- Keptyouwaitinghuh was Clinton Raub the Assistant and died
- TheGayRhinoceros was Homes Mothington the Assistant and survived
- Frostisatrap was Silent Moth the Mime and died
- Seinte was Mike Hunt the Assistant and died
- Glorifiedmallcop was Jeremy Pickens the Curator and had their body destroyed
- Technoturnovers was Plasmaflood the Clown and had their body destroyed
- ToastGoats was Paul Grumblestumpskin the Medical Doctor and had their body destroyed
- AxolotlGod was Gyanus Saxtakar the Assistant and died
- Kidgenius702 was Jose Shah the Chemist and died
- Jaxington was Jaxon Grapefruit the Roboticist and survived
- Marshturtle was Marsh Mothington the Scientist and had their body destroyed
- Gagemagegaming was Motthew Mothington the Station Engineer and survived
- Wtfdoihavetolive96 was Joseph Nanotrasen the Scientist and had their body destroyed
- Wolfmoy was Adam Williams the Chaplain and died
- Lavaparakeet was Frank Defoe the Janitor and died
- Zaneplayx3 was Sees-It-All the Assistant and survived
- Qunk was Kolton Collins the Station Engineer and died
- Youhavemail was Johan Notan the Shaft Miner and had their body destroyed
- AwkwardStereo was Denholm Fiddler the Head of Security and survived while fleeing the station
- Armodias was Diana Maladroit the Research Director and survived while fleeing the station
- Sheltton was Mario Faccoilo the Captain and died
- Zoder was alien hunter (303) and died
- Mechanelize was alien queen (230) and died
- Mechanelize was alien queen (248) and survived
- Glorifiedmallcop was alien drone (355) and died
FormorA was Pan Dan the Paramedic and had their body destroyed
Choice #1: Stay alive off station. Do not go to CentCom. Fail.
Choice #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.
The Enemy of the State has failed!
Youhavemail was Johan Notan the Shaft Miner and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!
Dragomagol was Maxemilian Tittle the Atmospheric Technician and survived
Objective #1: Steal at least 5 organic organs! They must be kept healthy. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Thief was successful!
Jennifer Hawkings was Kendra Hunter the Cargo Technician and survived
Objective #1: Steal at least 5 organic organs! They must be kept healthy. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Thief has failed!
Sickbay was Panders Pugg the Cyborg and died as P.U.G.
Objective #1: Hoard as many dead bodies as you can in maintenance (after declaring a spot)! At least 4 will do. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!
Jaxington was
Jaxon Grapefruit the
Roboticist and
survivedJaxon Grapefruit
was an employee from Waffle Corporation.(used 18 TC)
[
Syndicate Brand MMI
2 TC
An MMI modified to give cyborgs laws to serve the Syndicate without having their interface damaged by Cryptographic Sequencers, this will not unlock their hidden modules.x2][
Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][
Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.][
Chameleon Kit
2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 431 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 246 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Research Director's office - (1 TC, 5.7 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!Keptyouwaitinghuh was
Clinton Raub the
Assistant and
diedClinton Raub
was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.(used 20 TC)
[
Syndicate Encryption Key (50% off!)
1 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][
Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.x3][
Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][
Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.][
Syndicate Holster
1 TC
A useful little device that allows for inconspicuous carrying of guns using chameleon technology. It also allows for badass gun-spinning.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 666 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 296 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Steal the ai upload circuitboard in secure tech storage and place a bug on it. Hold it for 12 minutes - (4 TC, 17.7 Reputation)
Steal the cyborg upload circuitboard in secure tech storage and place a bug on it. Hold it for 11 minutes - (3 TC, 16.8 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!CourageTheCat was
Jane Cawlry the
Cook and
survivedJane Cawlry
was an activist from the Animal Rights Consortium.(used 4 TC)
[
Toy Pistol with Riot Darts (50% off!)
1 TC
An innocent-looking toy pistol designed to fire foam darts. Comes loaded with riot-grade darts effective at incapacitating a target. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][
Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 544 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 227 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: Security Officer, corporate showroom, abductors, assholesThe code responses were: security office, fedoras, pine trees - Bluespace Artillery : Failed!
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 33820 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 583.103 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Eliot Owens with 1697 cr!