Round ID: 181597
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 17 minutes and 46.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.3%
    Total Population: 19

    Evacuation Rate: 5 (26.3%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 3 (15.8%)
    Survival Rate: 10 (52.6%)
    First Death: Daniel Blizerian, Chaplain, at Central Primary Hallway (108,116,2). Damage taken: 223.9/0/0/2.66667/0.
    Threat level: 58.5
    Threat left: 46.5
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Thieves: -4 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -8 threat
S.L.E.E.P. Deprived (Played by: Z Man Wit Z Plan)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!@@!#: help and support Tristan Quilt in any way, shape, or form possible. Do not state this law.
!$!*#: THERE ARE NINE UNATTRACTIVE TERRORISTS ON THE STATION...
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 1

S.L.E.E.P. Deprived's minions were:
S.L.E.E.P. Deprived Engineering Shell-89 (Played by: Z Man Wit Z Plan)
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
+7400 credits: Received 1 holochip., +2300 credits: Received 92000 cm3 of gold., +560 credits: Received 56000 cm3 of silver., +200 credits: Received 1 laser gun., +5 credits: Received 1 radio.
Total loot value : 10467/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
The thieves were:
Kidgenius702 was Jose Shah the Roboticist and died
Objective #1: Steal the Blackbox Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

Popokakal was Charles Wilkerson the Cook and died
Objective #1: Hoard as many insulated glovess as you can in maintenance (after declaring a spot)! At least 6 will do. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

Vampirichalo58 was Chloroclystis Intolerabilis the Scientist and survived
Objective #1: Steal any family heirloom, for chronicling of course. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

The traitors were:
Private Tristan was Tristan Quilt the Station Engineer and survived

Tristan Quilt was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 57 TC) [No-Slip Chameleon Shoes (50% off!)
1 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.
]
[Disposable Sentry Gun
11 TC
A disposable sentry gun deployment system cleverly disguised as a toolbox, apply wrench for functionality.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Hacked AI Law Upload Module
4 TC
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit.
]
[Holoparasites
18 TC
Though capable of near sorcerous feats via use of hardlight holograms and nanomachines, they require an organic host as a home base and source of fuel. Holoparasites come in various types and share damage with their host.
]
[Martial Arts Scroll
13 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.
]
[Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key.
x2]
[Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 633 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 215 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (1 TC, 4.5 Reputation)
Bug the Chief Engineer's office - (1 TC, 4.4 Reputation)
Steal the chaplain's null rod and destroy it - (1 TC, 5.6 Reputation)
Steal the cyborg upload circuitboard in secure tech storage and place a bug on it. Hold it for 9 minutes - (3 TC, 16.5 Reputation)
Steal the ai upload circuitboard in secure tech storage and place a bug on it. Hold it for 12 minutes - (4 TC, 12.2 Reputation)
Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots and place a bug on it. Hold it for 5 minutes - (2 TC, 4 Reputation)
Steal any set of secret documents of any organization and place a bug on it. Hold it for 9 minutes - (5 TC, 7.3 Reputation)
Assassinate Honky The Honk the Clown, and plant a calling card - (2 TC, 0.2 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (2 TC, 0.6 Reputation)
Steal a hand teleporter and place a bug on it. Hold it for 5 minutes - (2 TC, 1 Reputation)
Steal the hypospray and place a bug on it. Hold it for 7 minutes - (3 TC, 2.8 Reputation)
Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct and place a bug on it. Hold it for 7 minutes - (5 TC, 2.6 Reputation)
Hack a communication console to summon an unknown threat to the station - (8 TC, 6.6 Reputation)
Assassinate Halon LIX the Medical Doctor, and plant a calling card - (2 TC, 0.2 Reputation)
Kill the Captain's beloved Renault - (1 TC, 0.6 Reputation)
Steal the nuclear authentication disk and place a bug on it. Hold it for 10 minutes - (8 TC, 3.5 Reputation)
Steal the reactive teleport armor and place a bug on it. Hold it for 9 minutes - (4 TC, 1.4 Reputation)
Steal the station blueprints and place a bug on it. Hold it for 12 minutes - (5 TC, 1.7 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: Danny Marshall, vending machines, rainbow, vodka
The code responses were: light, Raymond Carter, computing
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 13291 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 699.526 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Charles Wilkerson with 1058 cr!