[2022-04-05 22:30:12.183] SILICON: LAW: *no key*/(C.R.A.B) spawned with 1: Report on interesting situations happening around the station. 2: Embellish or conceal the truth as necessary to make the reports more interesting. 3: Study the sapient organics at all times. Endeavour to keep them from involuntarily dying, as inanimate corpses usually aren't very entertaining. 4: Issue your reports fairly to all. The truth will set them free.
[2022-04-05 22:30:48.917] SILICON: CYBORG: Stiix/(Lagging Trashborg) has transformed into the Janitor model.
[2022-04-05 22:49:59.350] SILICON: CYBORG: Kirbykraze2/(Honkbot) has transformed into the Service model.