Round ID: 181097
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 6 minutes and 34.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.1%
    Total Population: 79

    Evacuation Rate: 12 (15.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 3 (3.8%)
    Survival Rate: 29 (36.7%)
    First Death: Artyom Kozlov, Assistant, at Robotics Lab (167,118,4). Damage taken: 20/0/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 46.5
    Threat left: 0
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Wizard: -20 threat
        Roundstart - Thieves: -4 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Space Dragon: -10 threat
        Midround - Space Dragon: -10 threat
Open The Door (Played by: Bigchilly)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: Cry and complain as annoyingly as possible when someone asks you to open a door. Once your tantrum is over you may open the requested door. DO NOT STATE THIS LAW.
Total law changes: 1

Open The Door's minions were:
Grobyc (Played by: Delaron) (Deactivated),
Mr. Roboto (Played by: Clothfist),
Default Android-717 (Played by: mrhatpng),
Is-The-Borg (Played by: derpoverlord333) (Deactivated),
Default Android-608 (Played by: overuseddart) (Deactivated),
AJAX (Played by: kidgenius702) (Deactivated)
Emergency Response Team:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Help the crew escape alive. Success!
The Emergency Response Team was successful!
The hypnotized victims were:
Ferz66 was Don Beardman the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: Hey Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

The space dragons were:
The Space Dragon has succeeded! Station space has been reclaimed by the space carp!
ToastGoats was Guh the Space Dragon and survived
Objective #1: Summon and protect the rifts to flood the station with carp. Success!
The Space Dragon was successful!
The Space Dragon was assisted by:


The Space Dragon has succeeded! Station space has been reclaimed by the space carp!
AxolotlGod was El Dagon the Space Dragon and died
Objective #1: Summon and protect the rifts to flood the station with carp. Success!
The Space Dragon was successful!
The Space Dragon was assisted by:


The thieves were:
Rectification was Edgar Rohtin the Station Engineer and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

Collaborative-Disaster was Phoenix Happers the Paramedic and survived
Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Thief was successful!

TheManOfChair was Jeremy Gobbler the Station Engineer and survived
Objective #1: Steal any family heirloom, for chronicling of course. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

TheDoctor88 was Jerry Terry the Head of Personnel and survived
Objective #1: Steal at least 3 guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

The traitors were:
Spotteh was Releases-The-Plague the Medical Doctor and died

Releases-The-Plague simply went completely postal!
(used 23 TC) [Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Energy Sword (75% off!)
2 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
x4]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 750 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 275 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Chief Medical Officer's office - (0 TC, 5.3 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (1 TC, 3.6 Reputation)
Behead Lyn Nakamura, the Janitor - (2 TC, 2 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: Keith Meyers, beards
The code responses were: physics, cookies, Bar-Okur, twerking, life
The wizards/witches were:
Heyhey69 was Lucky SumaBitch the Wizard and died
Objective #1: Assassinate Phoenix Happers, the Paramedic. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Lucky SumaBitch used the following spells:
Ethereal Jaunt, Bestow Cursed Duffel Bag, Fireball, Disable Tech, Recall the antique laser gun, The Traps!

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 3 customers and made 210 credits.
The bar served 9 customers and made 240 credits.
In total, they earned 450 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 42615 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 539.43 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Randy R. Cola with 10525 cr!