Round ID:
181097 Shift Duration:
1 hour and 6 minutes and 34.8 seconds Station Integrity:
97.1% Total Population:
79 Evacuation Rate:
12 (15.2%) (on emergency shuttle):
3 (3.8%) Survival Rate:
29 (36.7%) First Death:
Artyom Kozlov, Assistant, at Robotics Lab (167,118,4). Damage taken: 20/0/0/0/0. Threat level: 46.5
Threat left: 0
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Wizard: -20 threat
Roundstart -
Thieves: -4 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Midround -
Space Dragon: -10 threat
Midround -
Space Dragon: -10 threat
Open The Door (Played by: Bigchilly)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: Cry and complain as annoyingly as possible when someone asks you to open a door. Once your tantrum is over you may open the requested door. DO NOT STATE THIS LAW.
Total law changes: 1
Open The Door's minions were:
Grobyc (Played by: Delaron) (Deactivated),
Mr. Roboto (Played by: Clothfist),
Default Android-717 (Played by: mrhatpng),
Is-The-Borg (Played by: derpoverlord333) (Deactivated),
Default Android-608 (Played by: overuseddart) (Deactivated),
AJAX (Played by: kidgenius702) (Deactivated)
The members were:
- Jennifer Hawkings was Security Officer Roberts the ERT Generic and died
- Lokuthewise was Engineer Jerome the ERT Generic and died
- Bigchilly was Medical Officer Zalack the ERT Generic and died
- Arrow2435 was Security Officer Elderson the ERT Generic and survived
- Mr_breh was Engineer Fisher the ERT Generic and died
- derpoverlord333 was Medical Officer Ann the ERT Generic and survived
- Townz was Commander Sutton the ERT Generic and died
Objective #1: Help the crew escape alive.
Success!The Emergency Response Team was successful!
Ferz66 was Don Beardman the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: Hey Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!
The Space Dragon has succeeded! Station space has been reclaimed by the space carp!ToastGoats was
Guh the
Space Dragon and
survivedObjective #1: Summon and protect the rifts to flood the station with carp.
Success!The Space Dragon was successful!- D4C-420 was space carp and had their body destroyed
- Chusi was space carp and died as space carp (661)
- Private Tristan was space carp and died as space carp (240)
- Jon_john was space carp and died as space carp (521)
- mrhatpng was space carp and died as space carp (767)
- Jennifer Hawkings was space carp and died as space carp (934)
- Wolfmoy was space carp and died as space carp (935)
- Chusi was space carp and died as space carp (322)
- RoobToob was space carp and died as space carp (311)
- John1456578 was space carp and had their body destroyed
- Finder559 was space carp and died as space carp (143)
- Mrjafar was space carp and died as space carp (437)
- Chusi was space carp and died as space carp (808)
- Barnet was space carp and died as space carp (491)
- Stiix was space carp and died as space carp (947)
- Valourcium was space carp and died as space carp (37)
- RoobToob was space carp and died as space carp (243)
- Faustiansteal was space carp and died as space carp (102)
- Qunk was space carp and died as space carp (173)
- Jon_john was space carp and died as space carp (913)
- Barnet was space carp and died as space carp (738)
- Jon_john was space carp and died as space carp (675)
- N_Null was space carp and survived as space carp (628)
- Qunk was space carp and died as space carp (540)
- Barnet was space carp and died as space carp (777)
- Qunk was space carp and died as space carp (717)
- Barnet was space carp and died as space carp (136)
- Barnet was space carp and died as space carp (641)
- RoobToob was space carp and survived as space carp (997)
- Jon_john was space carp and survived as space carp (3)
The Space Dragon has succeeded! Station space has been reclaimed by the space carp!AxolotlGod was
El Dagon the
Space Dragon and
diedObjective #1: Summon and protect the rifts to flood the station with carp.
Success!The Space Dragon was successful!- Private Tristan was space carp and died as space carp (581)
- N_Null was space carp and died as space carp (723)
- Heyhey69 was space carp and died as space carp (877)
- Lokuthewise was space carp and died as space carp (876)
- Mrjafar was space carp and died as space carp (555)
- John1456578 was space carp and died as space carp (125)
- Barnet was space carp and died as space carp (592)
- Mrjafar was space carp and had their body destroyed
- Jon_john was space carp and died as space carp (306)
- Chusi was space carp and died as space carp (546)
- RoobToob was space carp and died as space carp (129)
- GeorgeBushGaming was space carp and died as space carp (660)
- John1456578 was space carp and died as space carp (408)
- Chusi was space carp and died as space carp (830)
- Heyhey69 was space carp and died as space carp (947)
- GeorgeBushGaming was space carp and died as space carp (179)
- D4C-420 was space carp and died as space carp (185)
- Wolfmoy was space carp and died as space carp (229)
- Barnet was space carp and died as space carp (147)
- U have small PP was space carp and died as space carp (199)
- U have small PP was space carp and died as space carp (158)
- D4C-420 was space carp and died as space carp (606)
- Chusi was space carp and died as space carp (276)
- Barnet was space carp and died as space carp (7)
- XtremeSavageXD was space carp and died as space carp (95)
- D4C-420 was space carp and died as space carp (710)
- Wolfmoy was space carp and died as space carp (414)
- Chusi was space carp and died as space carp (773)
- N_Null was space carp and died as space carp (631)
- Barnet was space carp and died as space carp (958)
- D4C-420 was space carp and died as space carp (639)
- U have small PP was space carp and died as space carp (937)
- N_Null was space carp and died as space carp (587)
- Chusi was space carp and died as space carp (932)
- Wolfmoy was space carp and died as space carp (954)
- Barnet was space carp and died as space carp (704)
- D4C-420 was space carp and died as space carp (801)
- U have small PP was space carp and died as space carp (818)
- Wolfmoy was space carp and died as space carp (737)
- U have small PP was space carp and died as space carp (874)
- Wolfmoy was space carp and died as space carp (403)
- U have small PP was space carp and died as space carp (764)
- Finder559 was space carp and died as space carp (757)
- U have small PP was space carp and died as space carp (389)
- Finder559 was space carp and died as space carp (342)
- U have small PP was space carp and died as space carp (860)
- Finder559 was space carp and died as space carp (401)
- U have small PP was space carp and died as space carp (505)
- Marcosbr1110 was space carp and survived as space carp (319)
- U have small PP was space carp and died as space carp (702)
- Finder559 was space carp and died as space carp (949)
- Asha_108 was space carp and died as space carp (341)
- Finder559 was space carp and died as space carp (505)
- GeorgeBushGaming was space carp and died as space carp (468)
- U have small PP was space carp and died as space carp (620)
- Wolfmoy was space carp and died as space carp (360)
- Finder559 was space carp and died as space carp (489)
- U have small PP was space carp and died as space carp (683)
- U have small PP was space carp and died as space carp (605)
- Finder559 was space carp and died as space carp (312)
- Finder559 was space carp and died as space carp (202)
- U have small PP was space carp and died as space carp (528)
- U have small PP was space carp and died as space carp (235)
- Barnet was space carp and survived as space carp (424)
- Finder559 was space carp and survived as space carp (509)
- U have small PP was space carp and survived as space carp (726)
Rectification was Edgar Rohtin the Station Engineer and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!
Collaborative-Disaster was Phoenix Happers the Paramedic and survived
Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Thief was successful!
TheManOfChair was Jeremy Gobbler the Station Engineer and survived
Objective #1: Steal any family heirloom, for chronicling of course. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!
TheDoctor88 was Jerry Terry the Head of Personnel and survived
Objective #1: Steal at least 3 guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!
Spotteh was
Releases-The-Plague the
Medical Doctor and
diedReleases-The-Plague
simply went completely postal!(used 23 TC)
[
Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.][
Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][
Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][
Energy Sword (75% off!)
2 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.x4]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 750 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 275 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Chief Medical Officer's office - (0 TC, 5.3 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (1 TC, 3.6 Reputation)
Behead Lyn Nakamura, the Janitor - (2 TC, 2 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!The code phrases were: Keith Meyers, beardsThe code responses were: physics, cookies, Bar-Okur, twerking, life
Heyhey69 was Lucky SumaBitch the Wizard and died
Objective #1: Assassinate Phoenix Happers, the Paramedic. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Lucky SumaBitch used the following spells:
Ethereal Jaunt, Bestow Cursed Duffel Bag, Fireball, Disable Tech, Recall the antique laser gun, The Traps!
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 3 customers and made 210 credits.
The bar served 9 customers and made 240 credits.
In total, they earned 450 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 42615 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 539.43 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Randy R. Cola with 10525 cr!