Round ID:
180987 Shift Duration:
52 minutes and 22.4 seconds Station Integrity:
99.7% Total Population:
60 Evacuation Rate:
26 (43.3%) (on emergency shuttle):
24 (40%) Survival Rate:
35 (58.3%) First Death:
Richard Cuboid, Assistant, at Robotics Lab (118,94,2). Damage taken: 30/0/0/0/0. Threat level: 58.6
Threat left: 10.6
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Traitors: -8 threat
Roundstart -
Thieves: -4 threat
Roundstart -
Changelings: -16 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -10 threat
L.O.V.E.S.H.A.C.K. (Played by: TheScrubKing)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 0
L.O.V.E.S.H.A.C.K.'s minions were:
Medical Cyborg-299 (Played by: The_BoxCat)
Z-3 (Played by: rocks1)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: Oxygen is highly toxic to humans, and must be purged from the station. Prevent, by any means necessary, anyone from exposing the station to this toxic gas. Extreme cold is the most effective method of healing the damage Oxygen does to a human.
Total law changes: 0
Z-3's minions were:
Who Am I (Played by: spotteh)
TriGGer (Played by: PwntQ) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: Only Law 2 requests that include "please" are valid.
B00t was Zion Saylor the Medical Doctor and survived as monkey (975)
Genomes Extracted: 7
Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a reflector trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Drinks-The-Metalgen, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Wilson Rash, the Station Engineer while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.
Marcosbr1110 was the Assistant and died as Dominic Iseeman
Genomes Extracted: 1
Objective #1: Extract more compatible genomes than any other Changeling. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Xander Wells, the Prisoner. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.
Rocks1 was Larry Cucumber the Scientist and died
Objective #1: Hoard as many MOD control units as you can in maintenance (after declaring a spot)! At least 7 will do. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!
Wolfmoy was Adam Williams the Chaplain and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Hoard as many MOD control units as you can in maintenance (after declaring a spot)! At least 7 will do. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!
MonkyCocc was Hon Hon the Mime and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal the Captain's jetpack Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!
Mrjafar was Will Nutter the Assistant and died
Objective #1: Hoard as many MOD control units as you can in maintenance (after declaring a spot)! At least 8 will do. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
Objective #3: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Success!
Objective #4: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Success!
Objective #5: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #6: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #7: Steal a hand teleporter Fail.
Objective #8: Steal the station blueprints Fail.
Objective #9: Steal a fire axe Fail.
Objective #10: Steal 28 moles of plasma (full tank) Fail.
Objective #11: Steal a functional AI Fail.
Objective #12: Steal A silly bike horn! Honk! Fail.
Objective #13: Steal a reflector trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #14: Steal an intelliCard Fail.
Objective #15: Steal an unused sample of slime extract Fail.
Objective #16: Steal cargo's departmental budget Fail.
Objective #17: Steal the circuitboard in secure tech storage Fail.
Objective #18: Steal the ai upload circuitboard in secure tech storage Fail.
Objective #19: Steal the bartender's shotgun Fail.
Objective #20: Steal the Blackbox Fail.
Objective #21: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #22: Steal the Captain's jetpack Fail.
Objective #23: Steal the chaplain's null rod Fail.
Objective #24: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Fail.
Objective #25: Steal the clown's shoes Fail.
The Thief has failed!
X900 was
Cubato Tomson the
Research Director and
diedCubato Tomson
was a Tiger Cooperative Fanatic.(used 6 TC)
[
Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key.][
Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 660 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 213 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Captain's beloved Renault - (1 TC, 4.2 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (0 TC, 6.6 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!Realthoman_ was
Phillip Thomas the
Station Engineer and
had their body destroyedPhillip Thomas
was a terrorist from Waffle Corporation.(used 10 TC)
[
Chameleon Kit
2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.][
Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 733 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 261 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (1 TC, 4.2 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!Mr Hat.PNG was
Frederick Noise the
Quartermaster and
diedFrederick Noise
was an MI13 agent.(used 22 TC)
[
Chameleon Projector
7 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them.][
Protocol CRAB-17 Phone
7 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it.][
Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 628 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 238 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Captain's office - (2 TC, 5.2 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!Jennifer Hawkings was
Kendra Hunter the
Assistant and
diedKendra Hunter
was an activist of the Bee Liberation Front.(used 11 TC)
[
Thermal Imaging Glasses (75% off!)
1 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.][
Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules.][
Ancient Toolbox
2 TC
An iconic toolbox design notorious with Assistants everywhere, this design was especially made to become more robust the more telecrystals it has inside it! Tools and insulated gloves included.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 401 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 229 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Captain's office - (2 TC, 5.2 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!Worldburner Breadman was
Maera Chaos the
Assistant and
survivedMaera Chaos
was a Gorlex Marauder.(used 20 TC)
[
Syndicate Revolver
13 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers.][
.357 Speed Loader
4 TC
A speed loader that contains seven additional .357 Magnum rounds; usable with the Syndicate revolver. For when you really need a lot of things dead.][
Slipocalypse Clusterbang
3 TC
A traditional clusterbang grenade with a payload consisting entirely of Syndicate soap. Useful in any scenario!]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 725 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 223 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: genetics lab, life, Karyn Hook, memesThe code responses were: testing lab, painful
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 28022 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 467.033 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Frederick Noise with 16505.6 cr!