Hydrangean was
Chuckles The Knuckes the
Clown and
had their body destroyedChuckles The Knuckes
was an activist of the Bee Liberation Front.(used 24 TC)
[Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 774 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 205 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Steal the ai upload circuitboard in secure tech storage and place a bug on it. Hold it for 9 minutes - (3 TC, 18.8 Reputation)
Steal the cyborg upload circuitboard in secure tech storage and place a bug on it. Hold it for 12 minutes - (4 TC, 14.9 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!Somememeguy was
Drinks-The-Metalgen the
Assistant and
survivedDrinks-The-Metalgen
was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.(used 31 TC)
[Miniature Energy Crossbow (80% off!)
2 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot. Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.][Martial Arts Scroll
13 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.][Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules.x2]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 496 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 296 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Smuggle prototype dart pistol from Atmospherics Gas Storage off the station via cargo shuttle - (1 TC, 6.4 Reputation)
Smuggle odd pen from Cargo Office off the station via cargo shuttle - (1 TC, 6.1 Reputation)
Steal the clown's shoes and place a bug on it. Hold it for 13 minutes - (4 TC, 23 Reputation)
Steal cargo's departmental budget and place a bug on it. Hold it for 8 minutes - (2 TC, 14.1 Reputation)
Smuggle ritual wine bottle from Engineering Lobby off the station via cargo shuttle - (0 TC, 3.7 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (2 TC, 3.2 Reputation)
Kill the Captain's beloved Renault - (2 TC, 3.4 Reputation)
Hack a communication console to summon an unknown threat to the station - (7 TC, 18.6 Reputation)
Steal the Blackbox and destroy it - (8 TC, 1.5 Reputation)
Steal a hand teleporter and place a bug on it. Hold it for 7 minutes - (3 TC, 1.2 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!FleetingExpertise was
Gregory Tiedemann the
Shaft Miner and
survivedGregory Tiedemann
was an employee from Waffle Corporation.(used 18 TC)
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][Double-Bladed Energy Sword
16 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 877 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 243 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Steal the Blackbox and destroy it - (6 TC, 15 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!The code phrases were: pretzels, Virologist, boredThe code responses were: sopping, Jillian Whirlow