The thieves were:
Thespy24574 was Andy Marcotte the Cargo Technician and survived
Objective #1: Hoard as many dead bodies as you can in maintenance (after declaring a spot)! At least 3 will do. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

JasonReeves was Jesus Woolery the Cook and died
Objective #1: Steal at least 5 organic organs! They must be kept healthy. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

1000Rats was Mintaka V the Roboticist and died
Objective #1: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

The traitors were:
Meowosers was Scandinavia the Scientist and survived

Scandinavia was a terrorist from Waffle Corporation.
(used 28 TC) [Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Chameleon Kit
2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes (50% off!)
1 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.x4][Syndicate Soap
1 TC
A sinister-looking surfactant used to clean blood stains to hide murders and prevent DNA analysis. You can also drop it underfoot to slip people.x2][Extra-Bright Lantern
2 TC
We heard that moths such as yourself really like lamps, so we decided to grant you early access to a prototype Syndicate brand "Extra-Bright Lantern™". Enjoy.][Syndicate Surgery Duffel Bag
3 TC
The Syndicate surgery duffel bag is a toolkit containing all surgery tools, surgical drapes, a Syndicate brand MMI, a straitjacket, and a muzzle.x2][Slipocalypse Clusterbang
3 TC
A traditional clusterbang grenade with a payload consisting entirely of Syndicate soap. Useful in any scenario!x3]

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 740 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 224 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Research Director's office - (0 TC, 2.6 Reputation)
Steal a reflector trenchcoat and place a bug on it. Hold it for 12 minutes - (6 TC, 25 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (2 TC, 3.6 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

Helvetica8563 was Haliee Mason the Chemist and died

Haliee Mason simply went completely postal!
(used 18 TC) [Syndicate Minibomb
6 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.][Double-Bladed Energy Sword (25% off!)
12 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield. Normally costs 16 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.]

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 476 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 268 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Chief Medical Officer, rcds, teleporter room
The code responses were: burgers, badness, viruses