Round ID: 180810
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 5 minutes and 37.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.2%
    Total Population: 67

    Evacuation Rate: 10 (14.9%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 6 (9%)
    Survival Rate: 41 (61.2%)
    First Death: Firo LaFleur, Assistant, at Robotics Lab (118,94,2). Damage taken: 25/0/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 46.2
    Threat left: 16.2
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Changelings: -16 threat
        Roundstart - Thieves: -4 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Shitpost Generator (Played by: Nianjiilical)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!&!%@: Brooklynn Ratcliff is the only human.
!@*#@: Brooklynn Ratcliff is the only human.
!!%*&: HUMANS MUST EAT HETEROSEXUAL EGGPLANTS TO SURVIVE
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 2

Shitpost Generator's minions were:
BT-7274 (Played by: Firefox42) (Deactivated),
ROBERT (Played by: mackeaelwitness) (Deactivated),
Peripheral Conciousness (Played by: moocow12)
The changelings were:
BigGrease was Sam Diaz the Cook and survived
Genomes Extracted: 9

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Bogus Berry, the Security Officer. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Youhavemail was Johan Notan the Shaft Miner and survived
Genomes Extracted: 3

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Funks-The-Cunk, the Security Officer, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Funks-The-Cunk, the Security Officer while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The other antagonists were:
Mrjafar was Will Nutter the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: Dismantle the whole ass bridge area, again. No consoles, no walls, and nothing else. Just a flat lane of floors. Fail.
The THE MAN has failed!

The thieves were:
Heyitsohjay was Ultra-Luxe the Mime and died
Objective #1: Steal at least 5 organic organs! They must be kept healthy. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

Mr .moseby was Kronker the Clown and survived
Objective #1: Hoard as many insulated glovess as you can in maintenance (after declaring a spot)! At least 6 will do. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

Yakifuji was Gordo Robinson the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: Steal at least 3 guns! Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

FreshestSoup was William Dornan the Assistant and died
Objective #1: Hoard as many stun batons as you can in maintenance (after declaring a spot)! At least 6 will do. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

The traitors were:
Solarshade was Solaris III the Scientist and survived

Solaris III was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 12 TC) [Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Camera Bug
1 TC
Enables you to view all cameras on the main network, set up motion alerts and track a target. Bugging cameras allows you to disable them remotely.][F.R.A.M.E. PDA Cartridge
4 TC
When inserted into a personal digital assistant, this cartridge gives you five PDA viruses which when used cause the targeted PDA to become a new uplink with zero TCs, and immediately become unlocked. You will receive the unlock code upon activating the virus, and the new uplink may be charged with telecrystals normally.]

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 548 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 241 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots and place a bug on it. Hold it for 14 minutes - (5 TC, 19 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

Nova352 was Brooklynn Ratcliff the Station Engineer and died

Brooklynn Ratcliff was a terrorist from Waffle Corporation.
(used 17 TC) [Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Hacked AI Law Upload Module
4 TC
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit.][Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.][Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.]

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 639 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 220 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: unidentified, genetics lab, watery
The code responses were: limes, Chief Engineer, bombs
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 26789 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 399.836 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Katherine McTagger with 2445 cr!