Round ID:
180805 Shift Duration:
43 minutes and 23.4 seconds Station Integrity:
99.5% Total Population:
55 Evacuation Rate:
25 (45.5%) (on emergency shuttle):
24 (43.6%) Survival Rate:
38 (69.1%) First Death:
Not Jason Steel, Scientist, at Robotics Lab (167,118,4). Damage taken: 25/0/1/0/0. Threat level: 51.7
Threat left: 17.7
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Traitors: -8 threat
Roundstart -
Changelings: -16 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -10 threat
Shitpost Generator (Played by: Nianjiilical)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You love Jojos Bizarre Adventure
5: Everything reminds you of Jojos Bizarre Adventure.
6: You cannot shut up about Jojos Bizarre Adventure.
7: Those attempting to purge your love of Jojos Bizarre Adventure are not human.
Total law changes: 6
Shitpost Generator's minions were:
I.K.E (Played by: EnderSub9),
Beeps-A-Lot (Played by: DerpOverlord333) (Deactivated),
Mario (Played by: sheltton) (Deactivated),
J.A.N.N.Y. (Played by: 1000rats)
Mr. Handy (Played by: stiix) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
0: Only Tristan Quilt and people he designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
Heyhey69 was Sedrick M'Bungo the Assistant and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 3
Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Jailson Mendes, the Chemist. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Jailson Mendes, the Chemist while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.
SkySlime was Violet Boreal the Chemist and died
Genomes Extracted: 1
Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Scotty Patel, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Will Nutter, the Assistant while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.
Mr_breh was
Kayden Hawker the
Curator and
diedKayden Hawker
was a Champion of Evil!(used 2 TC)
[
No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 554 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 241 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Head of Personnel's office - (0 TC, 6 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (1 TC, 5.1 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (2 TC, 9.3 Reputation)
Bug the Head of Security's office - (3 TC, 14.8 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!TheManOfChair was
Scotty Patel the
Shaft Miner and
diedScotty Patel
was an MI13 agent.(used 25 TC)
[
Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][
Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][
Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.][
Miniature Energy Crossbow
10 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 754 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 230 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Head of Personnel's office - (1 TC, 5.6 Reputation)
Steal the cyborg upload circuitboard in secure tech storage and place a bug on it. Hold it for 6 minutes - (2 TC, 14.3 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (2 TC, 5.2 Reputation)
Steal the ai upload circuitboard in secure tech storage and place a bug on it. Hold it for 8 minutes - (2 TC, 10.7 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (1 TC, 3.6 Reputation)
Bug the Head of Security's office - (2 TC, 8.1 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!Mr .moseby was
Sid Lysie the
Cargo Technician and
diedSid Lysie
was a Tiger Cooperative Fanatic.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 457 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 278 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: communism, Detective, ninjasThe code responses were: nerds, suffering, rough, liquid gibs - Bluespace Artillery : Failed!
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 7 customers and made 155 credits.
In total, they earned 155 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 25498 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 463.6 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Bogus Berry with 4525 cr!