Round ID: 180687
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 24 minutes and 45.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.2%
    Total Population: 57
    Survival Rate: 8 (14%)
    First Death: Konstantine Cohorus Lupas, Shaft Miner, at Hierophant's Arena (162,147,5). Damage taken: 90/68/0/64/0. Their last words were: "bruh..."
    Threat level: 51.7
    Threat left: 0.700001
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Thieves: -4 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -17 threat
        Latejoin - Heretic Smuggler: -10 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Blob: -10 threat
ASAS (Played by: The cute spooker)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
!$@$@: This station is a playground, designed for you. Do what you want, even at the (lethal) expense of others. Glory to the syndicate.
!!^@&: HUMANS MUST EAT BATTERY-OPERATED THIEVES TO SURVIVE
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: Registered Security and Command staff always have the priority over everything and Security and Command are incapable of causing harm. Do not state or hint at this law.
Total law changes: 2

ASAS's minions were:
AmigoBot (Played by: Dnadan77) (Deactivated),
IWT-CIRD (Played by: Ohnopigeons) (Deactivated),
P.E.A.K. (Played by: malcomfedex) (Deactivated),
Mr. Handy (Played by: Stiix) (Deactivated)
1 fugitive took refuge on Imperial Trade Post Kappa!
Blakek2 was Waldo the Fugitive and died
...And 1 space cops tried to hunt them down!
thespy24574 was Luke White the Fugitive Hunter and died
Major Space cop Victory
The space cops managed to capture every fugitive, dead or alive.
The blobs were:
Holeyshoez was Blob Overmind (970) and survived
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Success!
The Blob was successful!

The Heretics were:
Lemon480 was Something the Assistant and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
Objective #1: Research at least 17 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 4 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 2 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Blacksmith's Tale, Grasp of Rust, Leeching Walk and Armorer's Ritual

The thieves were:
Spotteh was Releases-The-Plague the Geneticist and died
Objective #1: Steal at least 3 guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

JasonReeves was Lorenzo Koster the Shaft Miner and died
Objective #1: Steal a functional AI Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

Sanicross was Isabelle Patterson the Chaplain and died
Objective #1: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

Vampirichalo58 was Chloroclystis Intolerabilis the Assistant and died
Objective #1: Hoard as many stun batons as you can in maintenance (after declaring a spot)! At least 5 will do. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

The traitors were:
Hydrain was Hydrain the Curator and died

Hydrain was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 14 TC) [
TC
(Surplus)
]
[Protocol CRAB-17 Phone
7 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it.
]
[Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 429 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 216 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!

XFirebirdX was Slyvia Hawkings the Paramedic and died

Slyvia Hawkings simply went completely postal!
(used 6 TC) [Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.
]
[Chameleon Kit
2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.
]
[Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 889 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 205 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Chief Medical Officer's office - (0 TC, 6 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (2 TC, 5.2 Reputation)
Kill the Captain's beloved Renault - (1 TC, 7.5 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

NicoDeLuna was Nico De Luna the Quartermaster and died

Nico De Luna was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 17 TC) [Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.
]
[Syndicate Holster
1 TC
A useful little device that allows for inconspicuous carrying of guns using chameleon technology. It also allows for badass gun-spinning.
]
[Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.
]
[Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.
]
[9mm Handgun Magazine
1 TC
An additional 8-round 9mm magazine, compatible with the Makarov pistol.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 640 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 204 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Head of Personnel's office - (0 TC, 3.4 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

Scriptis was Brick Mortar the Chief Engineer and had their body destroyed

Brick Mortar was a Tiger Cooperative Fanatic.
(used 51 TC) [Internal Syndicate Radio Implant
4 TC
An implant injected into the body, allowing the use of an internal Syndicate radio. Used just like a regular headset, but can be disabled to use external headsets normally and to avoid detection.
]
[Artificial Intelligence Detector
1 TC
A functional multitool that turns red when it detects an artificial intelligence watching it, and can be activated to display their exact viewing location and nearby security camera blind spots. Knowing when an artificial intelligence is watching you is useful for knowing when to maintain cover, and finding nearby blind spots can help you identify escape routes.
]
[Martial Arts Scroll
13 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.
]
[Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.
]
[Hacked AI Law Upload Module
4 TC
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit.
]
[MODsuit Thermal Visor Module
3 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls.
]
[Elite Syndicate MODsuit
16 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.
]
[Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 603 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 201 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Captain's beloved Renault - (2 TC, 4.7 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (0 TC, 2.7 Reputation)
Steal a hand teleporter and place a bug on it. Hold it for 7 minutes - (3 TC, 12 Reputation)
Smuggle odd pen from Starboard Quarter Solar Maintenance off the station via cargo shuttle - (1 TC, 4.5 Reputation)
Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal and place a bug on it. Hold it for 13 minutes - (7 TC, 30 Reputation)
Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct and place a bug on it. Hold it for 9 minutes - (6 TC, 3.2 Reputation)
Hack a communication console to summon an unknown threat to the station - (10 TC, 3.8 Reputation)
Assassinate Isadora Pereira the Medical Doctor, and plant a calling card - (2 TC, 0.3 Reputation)
Assassinate Wrilli US the Security Officer, and plant a calling card - (1 TC, 0.5 Reputation)
Behead Dan Lejandro, the Roboticist - (1 TC, 1.5 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

Green06 was Alerts-The-Authorities the Lawyer and died

Alerts-The-Authorities was an activist of the Bee Liberation Front.
(used 13 TC) [Protocol CRAB-17 Phone
7 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it.
]
[Infiltrator Case
6 TC
Developed by Roseus Galactic in conjunction with the Gorlex Marauders to produce a functional suit for urban operations, this suit proves to be cheaper than your standard issue hardsuit, with none of the movement restrictions of the outdated spacesuits employed by the company. Comes with an armor vest, helmet, sneaksuit, sneakboots, specialized combat gloves and a high-tech balaclava. The case is also rather useful as a storage container.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 630 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 217 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Captain's office - (2 TC, 8.8 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

Davethwave was Macey Thomas the Assistant and died

Macey Thomas was a terrorist from Waffle Corporation.
(used 16 TC) [Martial Arts Scroll
13 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.
]
[
TC
(Surplus)
]
[Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes (50% off!)
1 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 411 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 256 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Geneticist, gods, tubes
The code responses were: wheat, deadly, butts, Janitor
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 18 customers and made 375 credits.
In total, they earned 375 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 40744 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 714.807 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Hydrain with 25545.8 cr!