Round ID: 180589
    Shift Duration: 24 minutes and 13.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: Destroyed
    Total Population: 45
    Survival Rate: 3 (6.7%)
    First Death: Spike Nike, Shaft Miner, at Icemoon Caves (96,130,2). Damage taken: 74.5/102.5/0/41.3/0. Their last words were: "absolute bullshit spawns..."
    Threat level: 49.9
    Threat left: 25.9
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Nuclear Emergency: -20 threat
        Roundstart - Thieves: -4 threat
Warcriminals Operatives:
Syndicate Major Victory!
Warcriminals operatives have destroyed Class Construct 3!

The syndicate operatives were:
(Syndicates used 70 TC) [CQC Manual (53% off!)
6 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.
]
[Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.
]
[MODsuit Thermal Visor Module (33% off!)
2 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.
]
[MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
4 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.
]
[Syndicate Combat Medic Kit
4 TC
This first aid kit is a suspicious brown and red. Included is a combat stimulant injector for rapid healing, a medical night vision HUD for quick identification of injured personnel, and other supplies helpful for a field medic.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Box of Deathrattle Implants (75% off!)
1 TC
A collection of implants (and one reusable implanter) that should be injected into the team. When one of the team dies, all other implant holders recieve a mental message informing them of their teammates' name and the location of their death. Unlike most implants, these are designed to be implanted in any creature, biological or mechanical. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
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[CQC Manual
13 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing.
]
[Syndicate Combat Medic Kit
4 TC
This first aid kit is a suspicious brown and red. Included is a combat stimulant injector for rapid healing, a medical night vision HUD for quick identification of injured personnel, and other supplies helpful for a field medic.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
4 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]
[MODsuit Thermal Visor Module (33% off!)
2 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.
]
[Reviver Implant (50% off!)
4 TC
This implant will attempt to revive and heal you if you lose consciousness. Comes with an autosurgeon. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.
]
[Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.
]
The thieves were:
Nadreix13 was Bek Jones the Chaplain and died
Objective #1: Steal at least 3 guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

Megarop was James Cruz the Quartermaster and died
Objective #1: Hoard as many insulated glovess as you can in maintenance (after declaring a spot)! At least 9 will do. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

Spotteh was Serah Moteze the Geneticist and died
Objective #1: Hoard as many insulated glovess as you can in maintenance (after declaring a spot)! At least 8 will do. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

BarredChicken was Licks-The-Floor Costello the Station Engineer and died
Objective #1: Hoard as many MOD control units as you can in maintenance (after declaring a spot)! At least 8 will do. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 17589 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 390.867 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Wesley Isaman with 1400 cr!