Round ID: 180124
    Shift Duration: 26 minutes and 39.2 seconds
    Station Integrity: 74%
    Total Population: 54

    Evacuation Rate: 2 (3.7%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 2 (3.7%)
    Survival Rate: 20 (37%)
    First Death: Calls-The-Void, Quartermaster, at Cargo Bay (169,175,2). Damage taken: 156.7/40/0/11.6667/0.
    Threat level: 55.7
    Threat left: 0
    Executed rules:
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        Midround - Space Ninja: -10 threat
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Jubilant Triumph (Played by: The_Silver_Nuke)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 0

Jubilant Triumph's minions were:
TriGGer (Played by: PwntQ) (Deactivated)

What Hogwarts Does To A Mf (Played by: ON1ON) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:

Dilson Trash (Played by: Heyitsohjay) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
The Aliens were:
Wizards/witches of MAGIC JOHNSON II team were:
Stairmaster was MAGIC JOHNSON II and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal 28 moles of plasma (full tank) Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
MAGIC JOHNSON II used the following spells:
Flesh to Stone, Rod Form, Curse of the Barnyard, Artificer, Knock

MAGIC JOHNSON II apprentices and minions were:
The other antagonists were:
Private Tristan was Tristan Quilt the Bartender and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Mr_breh was Shaun Power the Head of Personnel and died
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

TheGayRhinoceros was Homes Mothington the Assistant and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Mister behaving was Mega Craig the Assistant and died
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Lokuthewise was Gary Prevatt the Scientist and died
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Arpichus was Dan Lejandro the Prisoner and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Positive_Sum was Kirla Moffin the Chaplain and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Stiix was Silkie the Atmospheric Technician and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Agux909 was Chafe 'Ugly-Dude' Xuga the Security Officer and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Onion_luvkpop was Criminalium XIIV the Prisoner and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

The_BoxCat was Richard Cuboid the Assistant and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Glorifiedmallcop was Jeremy Pickens the Curator and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Heyhey69 was Sedrick M'Bungo the Janitor and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Mey Ha Zah was Calls-The-Void the Quartermaster and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

John_Pootis was Funny Guy the Clown and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Archotechkin was Rebeka Boyd the Station Engineer and died
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Jerry McJar was Edgart Taggart the Scientist and died
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

The_MixMaster was Dimitri Vesnovich the Detective and died
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Squishy_pone was Alannah O'Neill the Scientist and died
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Newthing223344 was Usec Bear the Shaft Miner and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Jack Coolant was Paul Bufano the Station Engineer and died
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Zeyther was Reece Fuchs the Shaft Miner and died
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

BurgerBB was Terrell Ali the Atmospheric Technician and died
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Nabski was Gene Ball the Virologist and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Firefox42 was Leo Walker the Medical Doctor and died
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Scriptis was Brick Mortar the Chief Engineer and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Olempox was Walks The Skin the Station Engineer and died
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Kit8Bit was Kit Bittle the Cook and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Stairmaster was Quiet Johnson Jr. the Mime and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Mellior was Dubnium LLL the Assistant and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

MooCow12 was Makes-The-Abomination the Chemist and survived
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The Survivalist has failed!

Niftyryanyan was Ryan Hawker the Medical Doctor and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Flareguy was Funks-The-Cunk the Atmospheric Technician and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Fat Orangutan was Aargl Marboles the Psychologist and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Sheltton was Mario Faccoilo the Captain and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Actually Ed was Sonya Springs the Janitor and died
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Marcosbr1110 was Dominic Iseeman the Cargo Technician and died
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Edwarus was Dunsel Hordon the Shaft Miner and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

MuteXgameX was Rylie Wentzel the Research Director and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

CourageTheCat was Jane Cawlry the Roboticist and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Hoolny was Seth Deces the Station Engineer and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Penguin22 was Abigail Snow the Station Engineer and died
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Jashy was Polaris KN the Security Officer and died
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

MuteXgameX was slaughter demon the Slaughter Demon and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Kill everyone. Fail.
The Slaughter Demon has failed!

Andynewtry was Edward Smith the Geneticist and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Frankenshop was Aaron Goodwin the Security Officer and died
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Mey Ha Zah was slaughter demon the Slaughter Demon and survived
Objective #1: Kill everyone. Fail.
The Slaughter Demon has failed!

Newthing223344 was laughter demon the Slaughter Demon and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Hug and Tickle everyone. Fail.
The Laughter demon has failed!

Squishy_pone was laughter demon the Slaughter Demon and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Hug and Tickle everyone. Fail.
The Laughter demon has failed!

Agux909 was slaughter demon the Slaughter Demon and survived
Objective #1: Kill everyone. Fail.
The Slaughter Demon has failed!

Mellior was laughter demon the Slaughter Demon and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Hug and Tickle everyone. Fail.
The Laughter demon has failed!

Olempox was slaughter demon the Slaughter Demon and died
Objective #1: Kill everyone. Fail.
The Slaughter Demon has failed!

TemporalOroboros was Strikes-The-Ash the Paramedic and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Andynewtry was Ninja McNinja the Space Ninja and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Use your gloves to convert at least one cyborg to aide you in sabotaging the station. Fail.
Objective #2: Use your gloves on a research & development server to sabotage research efforts. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Fail.
Objective #3: Use your gloves to doorjack 25 airlocks on the station. Fail.
Objective #4: Detonate your starter bomb in the Head of Security's Office. Note that the bomb will not work anywhere else! Success!
Objective #5: Use your gloves on a security console to set everyone to arrest at least once. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Fail.
Objective #6: Use your gloves on a communication console in order to bring another threat to the station. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Fail.
Objective #7: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Space Ninja has failed!

roobtoob was Merciful Saibot the Space Ninja and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Use your gloves to convert at least one cyborg to aide you in sabotaging the station. Fail.
Objective #2: Use your gloves on a research & development server to sabotage research efforts. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Fail.
Objective #3: Use your gloves to doorjack 24 airlocks on the station. Fail.
Objective #4: Detonate your starter bomb in Technical Storage. Note that the bomb will not work anywhere else! Fail.
Objective #5: Use your gloves on a security console to set everyone to arrest at least once. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Fail.
Objective #6: Use your gloves on a communication console in order to bring another threat to the station. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Fail.
Objective #7: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Space Ninja has failed!

Heyitsohjay was Silent Hayabusa the Space Ninja and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Use your gloves to convert at least one cyborg to aide you in sabotaging the station. Fail.
Objective #2: Use your gloves on a research & development server to sabotage research efforts. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Fail.
Objective #3: Use your gloves to doorjack 21 airlocks on the station. Fail.
Objective #4: Detonate your starter bomb in the Aft Primary Hallway. Note that the bomb will not work anywhere else! Fail.
Objective #5: Use your gloves on a security console to set everyone to arrest at least once. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Fail.
Objective #6: Use your gloves on a communication console in order to bring another threat to the station. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Fail.
Objective #7: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Space Ninja has failed!

Feline Esquire was Cassidy Twist the Assistant and died
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Rocks1 was Larry Cucumber the Chemist and survived
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The Survivalist has failed!

Nabski was Silver Raphael the Space Ninja and survived
Objective #1: Use your gloves to convert at least one cyborg to aide you in sabotaging the station. Fail.
Objective #2: Use your gloves on a research & development server to sabotage research efforts. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Fail.
Objective #3: Use your gloves to doorjack 32 airlocks on the station. Fail.
Objective #4: Detonate your starter bomb in the Security Checkpoint. Note that the bomb will not work anywhere else! Fail.
Objective #5: Use your gloves on a security console to set everyone to arrest at least once. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Fail.
Objective #6: Use your gloves on a communication console in order to bring another threat to the station. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Fail.
Objective #7: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The Space Ninja has failed!

The wizards/witches were:
Sheltton was Gay Johnson and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Assassinate Alannah O'Neill, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a reflector trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Gay Johnson used the following spells:
Rod Form, Blind, Smite, Magic Missile, Fireball

ON1ON was Space Asshole and died
Objective #1: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Space Asshole used the following spells:
Soul Tap, Rod Form, Efficient Smite, Stop Time, Knock

TheGayRhinoceros was Homes Who-Lost-Braincells and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Homes Who-Lost-Braincells used the following spells:
Rod Form, Instant The Traps!, Ethereal Jaunt, Shapechange

Mey Ha Zah was Magics-The-Asses and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Assassinate Kirla Moffin, the Chaplain. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Magics-The-Asses used the following spells:
Instant The Traps!, Stop Time, Quickened Bestow Cursed Duffel Bag

Glorifiedmallcop was Hagrid The Drunk and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Hagrid The Drunk used the following spells:
Shapechange, Mind Transfer, Rod Form, Spell Cards, Magic Missile

Nabski was Raging Gene and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Assassinate Dubnium LLL, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Raging Gene used the following spells:
Lesser Summon Guns, Stop Time, Blink

Marcosbr1110 was Change Staffer and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Change Staffer used the following spells:
Disable Tech, Fireball, Rod Form

Mr_breh was Palando The Conquerer and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Palando The Conquerer used the following spells:
Stop Time, Forcewall, Recall Mjolnir, Disable Tech

Stairmaster was Magic Johnson and died
Objective #1: Assassinate Alannah O'Neill, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Magic Johnson used the following spells:
Efficient Ethereal Jaunt, Flesh to Stone, Efficient Lightning Bolt

CourageTheCat was Magical Girl Cawlry and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Assassinate Dunsel Hordon, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a reflector trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Magical Girl Cawlry used the following spells:
Lesser Summon Guns, Stop Time, Ethereal Jaunt

ToastGoats was Gringledoof and died
Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Gringledoof used the following spells:
Free Fireball, Efficient Forcewall

Newthing223344 was Amerziox and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Assassinate Terrell Ali, the Atmospheric Technician. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Amerziox used the following spells:
Fireball, Blind, Instant Lightning Bolt, Knock, Forcewall

Liljackrabbit25 was Vlad the Dragoncaller and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Assassinate Polaris KN, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Vlad the Dragoncaller used the following spells:
Forcewall

Scriptis was Mick Brortar and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Assassinate Funny Guy, the Clown. Success!
Objective #2: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Mick Brortar used the following spells:
Instant Fireball

Heyhey69 was Sir Spams A Lot and died
Objective #1: Assassinate Ryan Hawker, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Sir Spams A Lot used the following spells:
Quickened Rod Form, Fireball, Blink

Lokuthewise was Dapper Heir and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Assassinate Strikes-The-Ash, the Paramedic. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Dapper Heir used the following spells:
Teleport, Blind, Flesh to Stone, Smite, Fireball, Forcewall

Edwarus was Raphael Weatherwax and survived
Objective #1: Assassinate Terrell Ali, the Atmospheric Technician. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the Blackbox Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The wizard has failed!
Raphael Weatherwax used the following spells:
Ethereal Jaunt, Arcane Barrage, Stop Time

Fat Orangutan was Cocktease The Magnificent and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal a functional AI Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Cocktease The Magnificent used the following spells:
Instant Rod Form

Glorifiedmallcop was Morgan Rasa and died
Objective #1: Assassinate Polaris KN, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Morgan Rasa used the following spells:
Rod Form, Ethereal Jaunt, Bestow Cursed Duffel Bag, Spell Cards

Zeroxical was Dalazas The Factual and died
Objective #1: Steal the station blueprints Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Dalazas The Factual used the following spells:
Teleport, Fireball, Stop Time

The_MixMaster was Lain The Technomancer and died
Objective #1: Assassinate Polaris KN, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Lain The Technomancer used the following spells:
Efficient Fireball, Efficient Rod Form, Blink

blastinbuddy was BLAMTON B. BLAMTON and died
Objective #1: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
BLAMTON B. BLAMTON used the following spells:
Free Fireball, Rod Form

Kit8Bit was DIG BICK and died
Objective #1: Assassinate Reece Fuchs, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
DIG BICK used the following spells:
Rod Form, Magic Missile, Fireball, Repulse, Teleport

Flareguy was CumMaster XVI Legend Of The Semen and died
Objective #1: Assassinate Abigail Snow, the Station Engineer. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the station blueprints Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
CumMaster XVI Legend Of The Semen used the following spells:
Rod Form, Thrown Lightning

Marcosbr1110 was Aluneth the White and died
Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Aluneth the White used the following spells:
Rod Form, Fireball, The Traps!, Lesser summon bees

TemporalOroboros was Nihilus the Spiral King and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Assassinate Abigail Snow, the Station Engineer. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Nihilus the Spiral King used the following spells:
Soul Tap, Rod Form, Stop Time

Squishy_pone was Tzeentch The Moldywarp and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Assassinate Cliff Johnson, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Tzeentch The Moldywarp used the following spells:
Fireball, Rod Form, Forcewall, Ethereal Jaunt

Newthing223344 was Wizardman The Moldywarp and survived
Objective #1: Assassinate Kirla Moffin, the Chaplain. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Wizardman The Moldywarp used the following spells:
Instant Fireball

Niftyryanyan was Dab and died
Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Dab used the following spells:
Blink, Recall Mjolnir, Smite, The Traps!, Mutate, Blind

Somememeguy was Takes The Bones and survived
Objective #1: Assassinate Reece Fuchs, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The wizard has failed!
Takes The Bones used the following spells:
Charge, Recall the singularity hammer, Blink, Rod Form

roobtoob was The Scrunglo and died
Objective #1: Assassinate Kirla Moffin, the Chaplain. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
The Scrunglo used the following spells:
Flesh to Stone, Mutate, Instant Lightning Bolt, Smoke

Heyitsohjay was Dilson Trash the Cyborg and survived
Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Dilson Trash used the following spells:
Fireball, Rod Form, Blink, Recall the wizard staff, Stop Time, Forcewall

MuteXgameX was Zagyg Fide and survived
Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Zagyg Fide used the following spells:
Rod Form

TheGayRhinoceros was Palando Shado and died
Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Palando Shado used the following spells:
Instant The Traps!, Fireball, Ethereal Jaunt

blastinbuddy was POOPSHITTER and died
Objective #1: Assassinate Larry Cucumber, the Chemist. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
POOPSHITTER used the following spells:
Instant Smite

Marcosbr1110 was Moment and died
Objective #1: Assassinate Cliff Johnson, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Moment used the following spells:
Fireball, Rod Form, Lesser Summon Guns

ON1ON was What Hogwarts Does To A Mf the Cyborg and died
Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
What Hogwarts Does To A Mf used the following spells:
Instant Rod Form

Heyhey69 was Palando The Annoyed and survived
Objective #1: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Palando The Annoyed used the following spells:
Free Fireball, Blink

Zeroxical was Carl The Obscure and survived
Objective #1: Assassinate Cliff Johnson, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The wizard has failed!
Carl The Obscure used the following spells:
Teleport, Stop Time, Fireball, Spell Cards

Fat Orangutan was Raistlin The Obscure and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Assassinate Larry Cucumber, the Chemist. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Raistlin The Obscure used the following spells:
Instant Rod Form

ToastGoats was Ley the Blue and survived
Objective #1: Assassinate Larry Cucumber, the Chemist. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Ley the Blue used the following spells:
Instant Fireball

Liljackrabbit25 was Blasto The Moldywarp and died
Objective #1: Steal an unused sample of slime extract Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!

Zeyther was Reece Fuchs and survived
Objective #1: Assassinate Cliff Johnson, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a hand teleporter Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The wizard has failed!

PwntQ was Aaaaaaaaaaaaa and survived
Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!

Andynewtry was Lina Starfall and survived
Objective #1: Assassinate Cliff Johnson, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Lina Starfall used the following spells:
Instant Fireball

CourageTheCat was Mahou Shoujou Jayn and survived
Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!

Niftyryanyan was I Hate Admins and died
Objective #1: Assassinate Cliff Johnson, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
I Hate Admins used the following spells:
Magic Missile, Charge, Soul Tap, Artificer, Teleport, Arcane Barrage

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 26066 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 482.704 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Kirla Moffin with 1803 cr!