Round ID: 179656
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 20.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.1%
    Total Population: 68

    Evacuation Rate: 27 (39.7%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 24 (35.3%)
    Survival Rate: 36 (52.9%)
    First Death: Will Nutter, Assistant, at Fore Primary Hallway (134,160,2). Damage taken: 148.5/0/0/57.6/0. Their last words were: "Bad touch..."
    Threat level: 41.5
    Threat left: 39.5
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -8 threat
        Roundstart - Thieves: -4 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
N.E.M.O. (Played by: Hyphenation)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 0

Amiga (Played by: Afonamos) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
0: Only Rick Hick and people he designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.

Pointy Mario (Played by: Sheltton) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
0: Only Rick Hick and people he designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
The other antagonists were:
Mr_breh was Joni Braun the Assistant and died
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Newthing223344 was Usec Bear the Shaft Miner and died
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

SKOOPIDY was Boss Moth the Quartermaster and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

FleaMcP was Spermichelli Mozzarelli the Roboticist and survived
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Success!
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The Survivalist was successful!

Antzomb was William Detow the Cook and died
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Squishy_pone was Alannah O'Neill the Chemist and died
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Rageguy505 was Gordon Morgan the Security Officer and died
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Heyitsohjay was Wilson Rash the Security Officer and survived
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Success!
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The Survivalist was successful!

Mathias4044 was Fulcrifera Vittata the Station Engineer and died
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

ThatOneShirt was Darren Lester the Botanist and died
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Survivalist has failed!

Deimos2447 was Serge Wattson the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Success!
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The Survivalist was successful!

Wow im dead was Seaborgium III the Curator and survived
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The Survivalist has failed!

SuperNovaa41 was Seth Scherer the Lawyer and survived
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Success!
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The Survivalist was successful!

D4C-420 was Sandigo Bendford the Atmospheric Technician and survived
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Success!
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The Survivalist was successful!

Astrogem2 was Charles Lineman the Chief Engineer and survived
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The Survivalist has failed!

BastardBlaster was Katrina Sears and survived
Objective #1: Steal at least five guns! Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The Survivalist has failed!

The thieves were:
TheGayRhinoceros was Homes Mothington the Scientist and survived
Objective #1: Hoard as many MOD control units as you can in maintenance (after declaring a spot)! At least 7 will do. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Thief has failed!

Hiss1000 was Michael Blackburn the Geneticist and died
Objective #1: Hoard as many dead bodies as you can in maintenance (after declaring a spot)! At least 7 will do. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

CrackerJack.beta was Arturo Beach the Cargo Technician and survived
Objective #1: Steal a ton of guns Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Thief was successful!

XyzzyThePretender was Darcey Poley the Paramedic and survived
Objective #1: Steal any family heirloom, for chronicling of course. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Thief has failed!

The traitors were:
Grobelon was Rick Hick the Shaft Miner and survived

Rick Hick simply went completely postal!
(used 47 TC) [Syndicate Briefcase Full of Cash
1 TC
A secure briefcase containing 5000 space credits. Useful for bribing personnel, or purchasing goods and services at lucrative prices. The briefcase also feels a little heavier to hold; it has been manufactured to pack a little bit more of a punch if your client needs some convincing.
x2]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Martial Arts Scroll
13 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.
]
[Infiltrator Case (50% off!)
3 TC
Developed by Roseus Galactic in conjunction with the Gorlex Marauders to produce a functional suit for urban operations, this suit proves to be cheaper than your standard issue hardsuit, with none of the movement restrictions of the outdated spacesuits employed by the company. Comes with an armor vest, helmet, sneaksuit, sneakboots, specialized combat gloves and a high-tech balaclava. The case is also rather useful as a storage container. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.
]
[Freedom Implant
5 TC
An implant injected into the body and later activated at the user's will. It will attempt to free the user from common restraints such as handcuffs.
]
[Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
]
[Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.
]
[Slipocalypse Clusterbang
3 TC
A traditional clusterbang grenade with a payload consisting entirely of Syndicate soap. Useful in any scenario!
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 882 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 241 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Head of Personnel's office - (1 TC, 3.7 Reputation)
Steal the ai upload circuitboard in secure tech storage and place a bug on it. Hold it for 5 minutes - (1 TC, 13.5 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (2 TC, 7.2 Reputation)
Steal an intelliCard and place a bug on it. Hold it for 13 minutes - (4 TC, 17.6 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (1 TC, 2.1 Reputation)
Bug the Head of Security's office - (2 TC, 11.1 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (1 TC, 3.7 Reputation)
Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe and place a bug on it. Hold it for 15 minutes - (7 TC, 14.4 Reputation)
Hack a communication console to summon an unknown threat to the station - (8 TC, 3.1 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

Neon Spark was Acco Insularis the Medical Doctor and survived

Acco Insularis was an activist of the Bee Liberation Front.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 413 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 251 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (2 TC, 5.7 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

Lobito was Violet Toolbox the Assistant and died

Violet Toolbox was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 533 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 280 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: command hallway, traitors, jetpacks
The code responses were: pasta, Melody Thompson, nerds
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 27957 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 411.132 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Darcey Poley with 1633 cr!