Round ID: 179171
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 13 minutes and 53.2 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.4%
    Total Population: 70

    Evacuation Rate: 31 (44.3%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 15 (21.4%)
    Survival Rate: 47 (67.1%)
    First Death: Skinwalker Johnson, Assistant, at Central Tram Dock (130,113,3). Damage taken: 204.6/0/0/12.8/0. Their last words were: "finally..."
    Threat level: 47.3
    Threat left: 13.3
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Wizard: -20 threat
        Roundstart - Thieves: -6 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Opportunist: -3 threat
BIG BROTHER (Played by: TheREALCeleras)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 0

BIG BROTHER's minions were:
Mario (Played by: Sheltton),
P.O.R.T.E.R. (Played by: TheDrunkenPumpkin) (Deactivated)
Horde of Interns:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Help against the threats on-board. Success!
The Horde of Interns was successful!
Horde of Interns:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Assist in conflict resolution. Success!
The Horde of Interns was successful!
The hypnotized victims were:
Africa Limedrop was Nina Rohtin the Cargo Technician and died
Objective #1: Recalllll Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

The thieves were:
Mr_Fleurb was Scoober Flumph the Psychologist and died
Objective #1: Steal at least 5 organic organs! They must be kept healthy. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

CrackerJack.beta was Arturo Beach the Medical Doctor and survived
Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Thief was successful!

CC-4477 was Triangulum II the Chemist and died
Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

Void Slayer was River Reed the Paramedic and survived
Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Thief was successful!

Tyaper was Douglas Curbs the Curator and died
Objective #1: Steal at least 5 organic organs! They must be kept healthy. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

The traitors were:
Fat Orangutan was Aargl Marboles the Geneticist and survived as Gorilla (418)

Aargl Marboles was an activist of the Bee Liberation Front.
(used 20 TC) [Magillitis Serum Autoinjector
15 TC
A single-use autoinjector which contains an experimental serum that causes rapid muscular growth in Hominidae. Side-affects may include hypertrichosis, violent outbursts, and an unending affinity for bananas.
]
[Bag of X-4 explosives
4 TC
Contains 3 X-4 shaped plastic explosives. Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 692 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 221 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Alma Lucy, engineering, singularities, rcds
The code responses were: artificial preservatives, bloody, Warden, robotics lab, slow
The wizards/witches were:
Velaxco18 was LA PUTA QUE LOS PARIOOOOOOOO the Wizard and died
Objective #1: Assassinate Brick Mortar, the Captain. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
LA PUTA QUE LOS PARIOOOOOOOO used the following spells:
Fireball, Forcewall, Blink, Shapechange, Repulse

Medal Commendations:
Spermichelli Mozzarelli awarded Douglas Curbs the the head of personnel award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence! - For actually doing stuff as the curator and using stuff that nobody remembers exists. Good onya.
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 30297 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 432.814 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Samantha Cornelius with 1497 cr!