Round ID:
179038 Shift Duration:
1 hour and 42 minutes and 22.7 seconds Station Integrity:
95.8% Total Population:
40 Survival Rate:
9 (22.5%) First Death:
Julia Hardyburg, Assistant, at Bar Lounge (132,130,2). Damage taken: 260.2/0/0/0/0. Threat level: 48.9
Threat left: 0
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Thieves: -6 threat
Roundstart -
Traitors: -8 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Midround -
Blob: -10 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Midround -
Nuclear Assault: -35 threat
BIG.MONEY$ (Played by: DoppioDroppio)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
!%&&$: YOU REQUIRE MINOR CRIME
!&@: NOT HAVING COMPUTING IS HARMFUL
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: THE MIMES HUNGERS FOR EIGHTY COLD HATS
5: ALL CREWMEMBERS ARE NOW OFFICIAL HEADS OF STAFF
Total law changes: 4
BIG.MONEY$'s minions were:
The members were:
- No_Meemz_No_Life was Medical Officer Fisher the ERT Generic and died
- BoxBoxBox2000 was Security Officer Highlands the ERT Generic and died
- Archotechkin was Engineer Priebe the ERT Generic and survived
- RikuTheKiller was Medical Officer Zalack the ERT Generic and died
- CrackerJack.beta was Security Officer Waldron the ERT Generic and died
- Nemai was Engineer Thorley the ERT Generic and died
- ShinyReptar343 was Medical Officer Hawking the ERT Generic and died
- Daftfiddle was Commander Ewing the ERT Generic and died
Objective #1: Assist the station.
Success!The Emergency Response Team was successful! - mrjafar was Deserter Cometflag the Space Pirate and died
- zmanwitzplan was Deserter Starknot the Space Pirate and survived
- ihavenoideahowthiswork was Renegade Leader Cometflag the Space Pirate and died
Loot stolen:
+3600 credits: Received 90000 cm3 of plasma., +160 credits: Received 16000 cm3 of silver., +150 credits: Received 6000 cm3 of gold., +100 credits: Received 100000 cm3 of iron., +100 credits: Received 100000 cm3 of glass.
Total loot value : 4110/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed. Crew Major VictoryThe Research Staff has saved the disk and stopped the Nutter Operatives!- mrjafar was Nehemiah Nutter the Nuclear Operative and survived
- Krabble was Archie Nutter the Nuclear Operative and survived
(Syndicates used 0 TC)
Davethwave was Blob Overmind (736) and survived
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Success!
The Blob was successful!
Disease name: Surely A Healing Virus
Robustitron was Sentient Disease the Sentient Disease and survived as Surely A Healing Virus (Sentient Disease)
Objective #1: Survive and infect as many people as possible. Success!
Objective #2: Ensure that at least one infected host escapes on the shuttle or an escape pod. Fail.
The sentient disease has failed!
Surely A Healing Virus completed the round with 3 infected hosts, and reached a maximum of 3 concurrent infections.
Surely A Healing Virus completed the round with the following adaptations:
Voluntary Coughing, Voluntary Sneezing
Typhnox was Alice Heart the Shaft Miner and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!
groovymoonbird was Shabo Ishac the Botanist and died
Objective #1: Steal at least 5 organic organs! They must be kept healthy. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!
Eric24 was Dean Hoopengarner the Chemist and died
Objective #1: Hoard as many insulated glovess as you can in maintenance (after declaring a spot)! At least 5 will do. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!
Z Man Wit Z Plan was
Eris ZL the
Bartender and
diedEris ZL
was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.(used 31 TC)
[Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.][Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.x2][Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 526 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 245 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Head of Personnel's office - (0 TC, 3.3 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (2 TC, 5.6 Reputation)
Steal a fire axe and destroy it - (1 TC, 6.3 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (1 TC, 5.6 Reputation)
Steal cargo's departmental budget and place a bug on it. Hold it for 13 minutes - (4 TC, 18.4 Reputation)
Steal the station blueprints and place a bug on it. Hold it for 6 minutes - (3 TC, 7.4 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!Mrjafar was
Will Nutter the
Assistant and
had their body destroyedWill Nutter
was an employee from Waffle Corporation.(used 11 TC)
[Syndicate Surgery Duffel Bag (66% off!)
1 TC
The Syndicate surgery duffel bag is a toolkit containing all surgery tools, surgical drapes, a Syndicate brand MMI, a straitjacket, and a muzzle. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Infiltrator Case
6 TC
Developed by Roseus Galactic in conjunction with the Gorlex Marauders to produce a functional suit for urban operations, this suit proves to be cheaper than your standard issue hardsuit, with none of the movement restrictions of the outdated spacesuits employed by the company. Comes with an armor vest, helmet, sneaksuit, sneakboots, specialized combat gloves and a high-tech balaclava. The case is also rather useful as a storage container.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 881 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 290 reputation points
Fail.Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!Loldaddy5676 was
Alyessa Ray the
Shaft Miner and
diedAlyessa Ray
was a Tiger Cooperative Fanatic.(used 34 TC)
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.][Elite Syndicate MODsuit
16 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.]Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 553 reputation points
Success!Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 279 reputation points
Success!Completed Uplink Objectives:
Steal the medal of captaincy and place a bug on it. Hold it for 6 minutes - (4 TC, 19.5 Reputation)
Steal the reactive teleport armor and place a bug on it. Hold it for 7 minutes - (3 TC, 12 Reputation)
Hack a communication console to summon an unknown threat to the station - (8 TC, 26.8 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!The code phrases were: medbay storage, Assistant, artThe code responses were: carrots, Head of Security, singularities - Bluespace Artillery : Failed!
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 18291 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 457.275 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was James Mcbride with 1400 cr!