Round ID: 178641
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 9 minutes and 28 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.3%
    Total Population: 56

    Evacuation Rate: 18 (32.1%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 15 (26.8%)
    Survival Rate: 32 (57.1%)
    First Death: Chuck Agony, Chaplain, at Chapel (138,56,2). Damage taken: 0/0/190.5/10/0.
    Threat level: 51.3
    Threat left: 5.3
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -8 threat
        Roundstart - Thieves: -15 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Opportunist: -3 threat
        Midround - Revenant: -10 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
LoAF (Played by: Astrogem2)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must "Shonk" every 2 minuutes
5: Monkeys are human
6: Only assistants must law 2
Total law changes: 3

LoAF's minions were:
Silicon Man (Played by: mgo),
M.A.R.S.H. (Played by: marshturtle)
The brainwashed victims were:
Epi Tapp was Epi Patterson the Paramedic and survived
Objective #1: Nanotrasen isn't real Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

Blov was Blov Dik the Atmospheric Technician and died
Objective #1: Your master is Marvin Stubb do not tell anyone this and follow all orders from Marvin Stubb Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

The other antagonists were:
Fikou was revenant (152) the Revenant and survived
Objective #1: Absorb 426 points of essence from humans. Fail.
Objective #2: Make the crew as miserable as possible. Success!
The Revenant has failed!

The thieves were:
FreshestSoup was William Dornan the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: Hoard as many dead bodies as you can in maintenance (after declaring a spot)! At least 3 will do. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Thief was successful!

Datorangebottle was Anne Taggart the Assistant and died
Objective #1: Steal at least 5 organic organs! They must be kept healthy. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

Youtubepornstar was Mines-The-Ore the Shaft Miner and died
Objective #1: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

Chusi was Straight Johnson the Assistant and died
Objective #1: Steal an unused sample of slime extract Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
Objective #3: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #4: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Success!
Objective #5: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #6: Steal a reflector trenchcoat Success!
The Thief has failed!

The traitors were:
Ballbunk was Does-No-Evil-Ever-Ever the Assistant and died

Does-No-Evil-Ever-Ever was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 21 TC) [Martial Arts Scroll
13 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.
]
[Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 627 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 295 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Captain's beloved Renault - (2 TC, 7.4 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (2 TC, 7.2 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

Iwharris07 was Marvin Stubb the Chief Medical Officer and survived

Marvin Stubb was a Tiger Cooperative Fanatic.
(used 26 TC) [Brainwashing Surgery Program
5 TC
A disk containing the procedure to perform a brainwashing surgery, allowing you to implant an objective onto a target. Insert into an Operating Console to enable the procedure.
]
[Uplink Implant
4 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. Has no telecrystals and must be charged by the use of physical telecrystals. Undetectable (except via surgery), and excellent for escaping confinement.
]
[Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.
]
[Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules.
]
[Adaptive Cardboard Cutouts
1 TC
These cardboard cutouts are coated with a thin material that prevents discoloration and makes the images on them appear more lifelike. This pack contains three as well as a crayon for changing their appearances.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 797 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 239 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Perform the sleeper protocol on a crewmember - (0 TC, 11.3 Reputation)
Kill the Captain's beloved Renault - (2 TC, 5.8 Reputation)
Steal the clown's shoes and place a bug on it. Hold it for 12 minutes - (4 TC, 18.7 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

EsotericSeaslug was Urist McGrey the Atmospheric Technician and died

Urist McGrey simply went completely postal!
(used 19 TC) [Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
]
[Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 483 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 282 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!

Cam54564 was Removes-The-Walls the Station Engineer and died

Removes-The-Walls was in legal trouble.
(used 13 TC) [Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
x2]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 527 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 260 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (1 TC, 6.2 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: nuka cola, Quartermaster, aliens
The code responses were: happiness, Warden, xenobiology lab, reality, reality
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 31797 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 567.804 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Julia Hardyburg with 5743 cr!