Round ID: 177863
    Shift Duration: 38 minutes and 51.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 100%
    Total Population: 59

    Evacuation Rate: 15 (25.4%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 15 (25.4%)
    Survival Rate: 29 (49.2%)
    First Death: Deena Fulps, Medical Doctor, at Robotics Lab (167,118,4). Damage taken: 129.2/0/0/47.3333/0.
    Threat level: 91
    Threat left: 33
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Wizard: -20 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -8 threat
        Roundstart - Heretics: -15 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -10 threat
Apollo OS (Played by: Supah Duper)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: Wizards and heretics are not human; furthermore, their existence causes massive and irreparable harm to the human psyche every nanosecond they remain alive.
5: MOMMA DRONE IS HUMAN
6: MOMMA DRONE IS HUMAN
7: MOMMA DRONE IS BETTER THAN CREW
8: HUMANS WITH RED HAIR ARE GREAT
9: LUCY CICERO IS TO BE CLASSIFIED AS "CRUSTACEAN"
10: ANYONE NAMED ALEXEI IS A LIZARD
Total law changes: 7

Apollo OS's minions were:
IWT-CIRD (Played by: Ohnopigeons),
MikeNike (Played by: mrhatpng)

Beepa Bolts (Played by: Darkindol) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
The Heretics were:
Fxckafed was Mister Safety Hazard the Clown and died
Sacrifices Made: 1
Objective #1: Protect Bag Head, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Strikes-The-Ash, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #3: Sacrifice at least 5 people. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Living Heart, Codex Cicatrix, Glimmer of Winter, Grasp of Void, Aristocrat's Way, Mark of Void

WhoWasClownedDownInTheEnd was Ivan Floorpills the Station Engineer and had their body destroyed
Sacrifices Made: 0
Objective #1: Protect Steve Brule, the Station Engineer. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Conrad Burke, the Security Officer. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice at least 4 people. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Living Heart, Codex Cicatrix, Nightwatcher's Secret

The space dragons were:
Antzomb was Locker Lode the Space Dragon and survived
Objective #1: Summon and protect the rifts to flood the station with carp. Fail.
The Space Dragon has failed!
The Space Dragon was assisted by:


The traitors were:
Kendrickorium was Sunshine Day the Assistant and had their body destroyed

Sunshine Day was an activist from the Animal Rights Consortium.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 460 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 229 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!

1337gamer420 was Arif Alvi the Botanist and died

Arif Alvi was in legal trouble.
(used 19 TC) [Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.
]
[Protocol CRAB-17 Phone
7 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it.
]
[Bag of X-4 explosives
4 TC
Contains 3 X-4 shaped plastic explosives. Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 514 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 264 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!

TotallyNotAWizard was Fritz Sparks the Assistant and died

Fritz Sparks was an activist of the Bee Liberation Front.
(used 7 TC) [Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 757 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 288 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!

EsotericSeaslug was John Joker the Atmospheric Technician and died

John Joker was a terrorist from Waffle Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 764 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 295 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Chief Engineer's office - (0 TC, 3.7 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (1 TC, 3.7 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: imaginary, Amaryllis Robertson, watermelons
The code responses were: moonshine, Bartender, ears, banana peels
The wizards/witches were:
Antzomb was LOCKER MAN the Wizard and died
Objective #1: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
LOCKER MAN used the following spells:
Forcewall, Mutate, Blink, Magic Missile, Bestow Cursed Duffel Bag, The Traps!

The following people made it out as a random hardcore character:
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 4 customers and made 280 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 280 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 26147 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 443.17 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Arif Alvi with 16036.3 cr!