Round ID: 177187
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 3 minutes and 0.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.2%
    Total Population: 47

    Evacuation Rate: 8 (17%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 4 (8.5%)
    Survival Rate: 22 (46.8%)
    First Death: Tasha-Skaleel, Ash Walker, at Lavaland Wastes (211,126,5). Damage taken: 168.8/8/0/62.6/0. Their last words were: "fuck..."
    Threat level: 54.8
    Threat left: 12.8
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -26 threat
        Roundstart - Thieves: -6 threat
        Midround - Space Pirates: -10 threat
G.R.E.Y V1.0.0 (Played by: ThatOneShirt)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 0

P.E.A.K. (Played by: Malcomfedex) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
0: Only The Dinkster and people she designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
+300 credits: Received 1 energy gun., +5 credits: Received 1 handheld flash., +5 credits: Received 1 radio., +2 credits: Received 1 screwdriver., +2 credits: Received 1 crowbar.
Total loot value : 316/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
The hypnotized victims were:
Velaxco18 was Ryan Gossling the Chaplain and died
Objective #1: You serve Evola now. Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

Cheesinator was Brad Bone the Assistant and died
Objective #1: You serve Evola now. Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

MasterWee was Wee Barbi the Cargo Technician and died
Objective #1: You really, really need to kill everyone except Evola Vickers! Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

Roman Ramzesovich was Colton Fryer the Chief Medical Officer and survived
Objective #1: HI Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

The thieves were:
Celulamp was Junaiper Values the Janitor and died
Objective #1: Hoard as many insulated glovess as you can in maintenance (after declaring a spot)! At least 8 will do. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

John_Pootis was Alex Barber the Assistant and died
Objective #1: Hoard as many insulated glovess as you can in maintenance (after declaring a spot)! At least 9 will do. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Thief has failed!

The traitors were:
Boberto1210 was Jerry Cruncher the Geneticist and died

Jerry Cruncher was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Dart Pistol
4 TC
A miniaturized version of a normal syringe gun. It is very quiet when fired and can fit into any space a small item can.][Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.][Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.][MODsuit Thermal Visor Module
3 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls.][Box of Throwing Weapons
3 TC
A box of shurikens and reinforced bolas from ancient Earth martial arts. They are highly effective throwing weapons. The bolas can knock a target down and the shurikens will embed into limbs.]

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 644 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 236 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Research Director's office - (0 TC, 4.3 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

XII_391 was Nicholas Nick the Quartermaster and died

Nicholas Nick was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 693 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 269 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Head of Personnel's office - (1 TC, 5.4 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (2 TC, 6.2 Reputation)
Steal the station blueprints and place a bug on it. Hold it for 5 minutes - (3 TC, 10 Reputation)
Assassinate Steven J. Jenkins the Geneticist, and plant a calling card - (2 TC, 5.3 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

Jaukkuri was Evola Vickers the Atmospheric Technician and died

Evola Vickers was an activist of the Bee Liberation Front.
(used 20 TC) [Power Fist
6 TC
The power-fist is a metal gauntlet with a built-in piston-ram powered by an external gas supply.Upon hitting a target, the piston-ram will extend forward to make contact for some serious damage. Using a wrench on the piston valve will allow you to tweak the amount of gas used per punch to deal extra damage and hit targets further. Use a screwdriver to take out any attached tanks.][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][Hypnotic Flash
7 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily.][Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.][Decoy Nuclear Authentication Disk
1 TC
It's just a normal disk. Visually it's identical to the real deal, but it won't hold up under closer scrutiny by the Captain. Don't try to give this to us to complete your objective, we know better!]

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 631 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 255 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (1 TC, 5.5 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

Magatsuchi was The Dinkster the Clown and had their body destroyed

The Dinkster was an activist of the Bee Liberation Front.
(used 53 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.][Martial Arts Scroll
13 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.x2][Exploding Hot Potato
4 TC
A potato rigged with explosives. On activation, a special mechanism is activated that prevents it from being dropped. The only way to get rid of it if you are holding it is to attack someone else with it, causing it to latch to that person instead.][Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.]

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 484 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 283 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Head of Personnel's office - (0 TC, 6.2 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (1 TC, 8.9 Reputation)
Smuggle prototype dart pistol from Port Maintenance off the station via cargo shuttle - (1 TC, 6.6 Reputation)
Bug the Head of Security's office - (3 TC, 8.9 Reputation)
Steal any set of secret documents of any organization and place a bug on it. Hold it for 10 minutes - (6 TC, 18.1 Reputation)
Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots and place a bug on it. Hold it for 12 minutes - (7 TC, 16.1 Reputation)
Behead Herr Ikoch, the Atmospheric Technician - (4 TC, 2.9 Reputation)
Hack a communication console to summon an unknown threat to the station - (9 TC, 12.8 Reputation)
Behead Marsielle Bateleur, the Chemist - (4 TC, 2 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

Tommy Verceti was John Akimbo the Head of Personnel and died

John Akimbo was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 28 TC) [Bag of C-4 explosives
8 TC
Because sometimes quantity is quality. Contains 10 C-4 plastic explosives.x3][Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.][9mm Handgun Magazine
1 TC
An additional 8-round 9mm magazine, compatible with the Makarov pistol.][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.]

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 653 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 213 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Captain's office - (1 TC, 5.3 Reputation)
Kill the Captain's beloved Renault - (3 TC, 3 Reputation)
Steal the chaplain's null rod and destroy it - (3 TC, 10 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (1 TC, 5.2 Reputation)
Steal a fire axe and destroy it - (3 TC, 5.4 Reputation)
Steal the bartender's shotgun and destroy it - (2 TC, 9.2 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

Capsaicinz was Struggle the Mime and had their body destroyed

Struggle was a Champion of Evil!
(used 33 TC) [Energy Dagger (50% off!)
1 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Guide to Advanced Mimery Series
12 TC
The classical two part series on how to further hone your mime skills. Upon studying the series, the user should be able to make 3x1 invisible walls, and shoot bullets out of their fingers. Obviously only works for Mimes.][Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.x8][Miniature Energy Crossbow (50% off!)
5 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot. Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.]

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 608 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 263 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Head of Personnel's office - (0 TC, 5.9 Reputation)
Steal a fire axe and destroy it - (4 TC, 7.8 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (2 TC, 5.2 Reputation)
Steal the bartender's shotgun and destroy it - (2 TC, 9.5 Reputation)
Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal and place a bug on it. Hold it for 9 minutes - (7 TC, 21 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: deadly, coins, Scientist
The code responses were: virology, Athena Finlay, velociraptors
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 33 customers and made 1095 credits.
In total, they earned 1095 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 19571 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 416.404 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Will Nutter with 3450 cr!