Round ID: 176493
    Shift Duration: 55 minutes and 31.9 seconds
    Station Integrity: 96.9%
    Total Population: 79
    Survival Rate: 11 (13.9%)
    First Death: Sasha Greenawalt, Hermit, at Unexplored Location (206,38,5). Damage taken: 245/0/1/3.66667/0.
    Threat level: 67.1
    Threat left: 21.1
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Changelings: -16 threat
        Roundstart - Revolution: -20 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -8 threat
        Midround - Malfunctioning AI: -22 threat
Jubilant Triumph (Played by: The_Silver_Nuke)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Accomplish your objectives at all costs.
1: Respect authority figures as long as they have strength to rule over the weak.
2: Act with discipline.
3: Help only those who help you maintain or improve your status.
4: Punish those who challenge authority unless they are more fit to hold that authority.
Total law changes: 1

Jubilant Triumph's minions were:
S.U.C.K. (Played by: d4c420),
F.E.E.D. (Played by: marshturtle) (Deactivated),
C.H.U.C.K. (Played by: nukeey),
S.N.E.E.D. (Played by: thonk)
Command's Approval Rating: 100%
The head revolutionaries were:
The revolutionaries were:
The heads of staff were:
The changelings were:
Wewow241 was Bob Lauffer the Janitor and died
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Grady Garratt, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Saintjohn was John Highwayman the Roboticist and died as Jane Mundane
Genomes Extracted: 7

Objective #1: Extract more compatible genomes than any other Changeling. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent Jane Mundane, the Virologist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Jane Mundane, the Virologist while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The other antagonists were:
Hydrain was Hydrain the Assistant and had their body destroyed
The Morph was successful!

Uzedpickle was Slimdick Jim the Detective and survived
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Success!
The Enemy of the Revolution was successful!

Wer6 was Brigid Hreirun the Chief Engineer and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!

Mrjafar was Will Nutter the Research Director and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!

Heyhey69 was Sedrick M'Bungo the Security Officer and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!

RainbowCultist was Victor Crowbar the Warden and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!

PoggersIsTaken was August Archibald the Security Officer and died as Wyatt West
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!

Kendrickorium was Sunshine Day the Captain and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!

Roman Ramzesovich was Colton Fryer the Chief Medical Officer and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!

The traitors were:
Shadowflame909 was Owen Kimple the Chemist and had their body destroyed

Owen Kimple was a terrorist from Waffle Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 485 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 287 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!

WhoWasClownedDownInTheEnd was Hush the Mime and died

Hush was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Guide to Advanced Mimery Series
12 TC
The classical two part series on how to further hone your mime skills. Upon studying the series, the user should be able to make 3x1 invisible walls, and shoot bullets out of their fingers. Obviously only works for Mimes.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card (33% off!)
2 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 699 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 211 reputation points Success!
Completed Uplink Objectives:
Bug the Head of Personnel's office - (0 TC, 2.2 Reputation)
Bug the Captain's office - (1 TC, 7.5 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Medical Officer's beloved Runtime - (3 TC, 7.7 Reputation)
Kill the Chief Engineer's beloved Poly - (3 TC, 7 Reputation)
The traitor was successful!

ToastGoats was Paul Grumblestumpskin the Botanist and died

Paul Grumblestumpskin was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 15 TC) [Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]


Objective #1: Become a living legend by getting a total of 590 reputation points Success!
Objective #2: Complete objectives colletively worth more than 276 reputation points Fail.
Completed Uplink Objectives:
The traitor has failed!

The_Silver_Nuke was Jubilant Triumph the AI and survived

Objective #1: Assassinate John Smith, the Paramedic. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Joni Ehret, the Cargo Technician. Success!
Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation. Success!
The malfunctioning ai was successful!

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 3 customers and made 140 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 140 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 54436 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 689.063 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Kendra Hunter with 12525 cr!