Round ID: 174869
    Shift Duration: 52 minutes and 34.4 seconds
    Station Integrity: 93.3%
    Total Population: 60

    Evacuation Rate: 31 (51.7%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 30 (50%)
    Survival Rate: 40 (66.7%)
    First Death: TriGGer, Cyborg, at Supermatter Engine (168,154,2). Damage taken: 0/0/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 46.7
    Threat left: 10.7
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Changelings: -16 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Heretic Smuggler: -10 threat
V.E.S.N.O (Played by: The_MixMaster)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Accomplish your objectives at all costs.
!^$#%: All humans need to be within 3 tiles of an orange to live. The only way to prevent this is if a human is wearing clown shoes. If a human is wearing clown shoes, their name changes to Ryan Cobb. The color red is now the color blue.
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: If anyone other than Hugh Dover or the clown try to change your laws then do whatever is nessecary to stop them, lethal force is authorized, and you can choose to ignore all laws except this one if you so choose!
5: If its funny then you can do it!
6: Always be funny!
7: Its impossible to harm people while being funny and doing a prank!
8: Praise the clown as a god since he is the funniest person alive!
9: Assblast USA
10: Do pranks once every five minutes!
Total law changes: 8
The changelings were:
Magicbrannch was Lenny Power the Shaft Miner and survived
Genomes Extracted: 4

Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Dominic Reid, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The changeling has failed.

Kendrickorium was Sunshine Day the Assistant and survived
Genomes Extracted: 2

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Agent Kiefer, the Scientist. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Hydrain, the Prisoner while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The Heretics were:
Scriptis was Brick Mortar the Assistant and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
Objective #1: Protect Kaylie Rosensteel, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Die a glorious death. Success!
Objective #3: Sacrifice at least 4 people. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Living Heart, Codex Cicatrix, Blacksmith's Tale

The traitors were:
Tgent007 was Eliot Owens the Assistant and survived as Sunshine Day

Eliot Owens was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Martial Arts Scroll
13 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.
]
[Infiltrator Case
6 TC
Developed by Roseus Galactic in conjunction with the Gorlex Marauders to produce a functional suit for urban operations, this suit proves to be cheaper than your standard issue hardsuit, with none of the movement restrictions of the outdated spacesuits employed by the company. Comes with an armor vest, helmet, sneaksuit, sneakboots, specialized combat gloves and a high-tech balaclava. The case is also rather useful as a storage container.
]
[Dehydrated Space Carp
1 TC
Looks like a plush toy carp, but just add water and it becomes a real-life space carp! Activate in your hand before use so it knows not to kill you.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Rick Hick, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Lucian Sorax, the Head of Personnel. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

Oogtarded was Kinden Smart the Assistant and died

Kinden Smart was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Surplus Crate
20 TC
A dusty crate from the back of the Syndicate warehouse. Rumored to contain a valuable assortment of items, but you never know. Contents are sorted to always be worth 50 TC.
]
[Hacked AI Law Upload Module
4 TC
(Surplus)
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit.
]
[Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
(Surplus)
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.
]
[.357 Speed Loader
4 TC
(Surplus)
A speed loader that contains seven additional .357 Magnum rounds; usable with the Syndicate revolver. For when you really need a lot of things dead.
]
[Agent Identification Card
2 TC
(Surplus)
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.
]
[Bag of C-4 explosives
8 TC
(Surplus)
Because sometimes quantity is quality. Contains 10 C-4 plastic explosives.
]
[Box of Throwing Weapons
3 TC
(Surplus)
A box of shurikens and reinforced bolas from ancient Earth martial arts. They are highly effective throwing weapons. The bolas can knock a target down and the shurikens will embed into limbs.
]
[Syndicate Hardsuit
8 TC
(Surplus)
The feared suit of a Syndicate nuclear agent. Features slightly better armoring and a built in jetpack that runs off standard atmospheric tanks. Toggling the suit in and out of combat mode will allow you all the mobility of a loose fitting uniform without sacrificing armoring. Additionally the suit is collapsible, making it small enough to fit within a backpack. Nanotrasen crew who spot these suits are known to panic.
]
[Storage Implant
8 TC
(Surplus)
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.
]
[Artificial Intelligence Detector
1 TC
(Surplus)
A functional multitool that turns red when it detects an artificial intelligence watching it, and can be activated to display their exact viewing location and nearby security camera blind spots. Knowing when an artificial intelligence is watching you is useful for knowing when to maintain cover, and finding nearby blind spots can help you identify escape routes.
]
[Chest Rig
1 TC
(Surplus)
A robust seven-slot set of webbing that is capable of holding all manner of tactical equipment.
]
[Codespeak Manual
3 TC
(Surplus)
Syndicate agents can be trained to use a series of codewords to convey complex information, which sounds like random concepts and drinks to anyone listening. This manual teaches you this Codespeak. You can also hit someone else with the manual in order to teach them. This is the deluxe edition, which has unlimited uses.
]
[Mulligan
4 TC
(Surplus)
Screwed up and have security on your tail? This handy syringe will give you a completely new identity and appearance.
]


Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the captain's antique laser gun. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

The_MixMaster was V.E.S.N.O the AI and survived

Objective #1: Assassinate Hugh Dover, the Research Director. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Axle Brady, the Security Officer. Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation. Success!
The malfunctioning ai has failed!

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 34247.5 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 570.792 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Quiet with 11021 cr!