Round ID: 173518
    Shift Duration: 30 minutes and 18.9 seconds
    Station Integrity: Destroyed
    Total Population: 62
    Survival Rate: 29 (46.8%)
    First Death: Jeb Hawker, Assistant, at Robotics Lab (151,99,3). Damage taken: 30/0/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 82
    Threat left: 35
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -17 threat
        Roundstart - Nuclear Emergency: -20 threat
        Latejoin - Heretic Smuggler: -10 threat
J.I.N.G.L.E.S (Played by: WuggyMcWuggy) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Steve (Played by: Tyaper) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Default Cyborg-466 (Played by: Yobihodazine) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.

Default Cyborg-78 (Played by: Helplesscrane) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
Pogchamp Operatives:
Syndicate Major Victory!
Pogchamp operatives have destroyed Twin Peaks!

The syndicate operatives were:
(Syndicates used 414 TC) [Energy Sword (50% off!)
4 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.x3][Gloves of the North Star (25% off!)
6 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][M-90gl Carbine (28% off!)
10 TC
A fully-loaded, specialized three-round burst carbine that fires 5.56mm ammunition from a 30 round magazine with a 40mm underbarrel grenade launcher. Use secondary-fire to fire the grenade launcher. Normally costs 14 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][5.56mm Toploader Phasic Magazine
8 TC
An additional 30-round 5.56mm magazine; suitable for use with the M-90gl carbine. These bullets are made from an experimental alloy, 'Ghost Lead', that allows it to pass through almost any non-organic material. The name is a misnomer. It doesn't contain any lead whatsoever!][Syndicate Combat Medic Kit
4 TC
This first aid kit is a suspicious brown and red. Included is a combat stimulant injector for rapid healing, a medical night vision HUD for quick identification of injured personnel, and other supplies helpful for a field medic.][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes (25% off!)
3 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][Toy Pistol with Riot Darts
2 TC
An innocent-looking toy pistol designed to fire foam darts. Comes loaded with riot-grade darts effective at incapacitating a target.][L6 Squad Automatic Weapon (27% off!)
13 TC
A fully-loaded Aussec Armoury belt-fed machine gun. This deadly weapon has a massive 50-round magazine of devastating 7.12x82mm ammunition. Normally costs 18 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][Elite Syndicate Hardsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate hardsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate hardsuit.][7.12x82mm Box Magazine
6 TC
A 50-round magazine of 7.12x82mm ammunition for use with the L6 SAW. By the time you need to use this, you'll already be standing on a pile of corpses.x4][Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
4 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][X-ray Vision Implant
10 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon.][Energy Shield
16 TC
An incredibly useful personal shield projector, capable of reflecting energy projectiles and defending against other attacks. Pair with an Energy Sword for a killer combination.][EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit
2 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot.][Box of Deathrattle Implants (25% off!)
3 TC
A collection of implants (and one reusable implanter) that should be injected into the team. When one of the team dies, all other implant holders recieve a mental message informing them of their teammates' name and the location of their death. Unlike most implants, these are designed to be implanted in any creature, biological or mechanical. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][7.12x82mm (Armor Penetrating) Box Magazine (33% off!)
6 TC
A 50-round magazine of 7.12x82mm ammunition for use in the L6 SAW; equipped with special properties to puncture even the most durable armor. Normally costs 9 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.][Reinforcements (76% off!)
6 TC
Call in an additional team member. They won't come with any gear, so you'll have to save some telecrystals to arm them as well. Normally costs 25 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][Bulldog bundle
13 TC
Lean and mean: Optimized for people that want to get up close and personal. Contains the popular Bulldog shotgun, two 12g buckshot drums, and a pair of Thermal imaging goggles.][Elite Syndicate Hardsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate hardsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate hardsuit.][CQC Manual
13 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing.][Energy Sword (50% off!)
4 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.][12g Ammo Duffel Bag
12 TC
A duffel bag filled with enough 12g ammo to supply an entire team, at a discounted price.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Syndicate Jaws of Life
4 TC
Based on a Nanotrasen model, this powerful tool can be used as both a crowbar and a pair of wirecutters. In its crowbar configuration, it can be used to force open airlocks. Very useful for entering the station or its departments.][Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
4 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][Codespeak Manual
3 TC
Syndicate agents can be trained to use a series of codewords to convey complex information, which sounds like random concepts and drinks to anyone listening. This manual teaches you this Codespeak. You can also hit someone else with the manual in order to teach them. This is the deluxe edition, which has unlimited uses.][Stealth Implant (50% off!)
4 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][Syndicate Sentience Potion
4 TC
A potion recovered at great risk by undercover Syndicate operatives and then subsequently modified with Syndicate technology. Using it will make any animal sentient, and bound to serve you, as well as implanting an internal radio for communication and an internal ID card for opening doors.][Macrobomb Implant
20 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated either manually or automatically upon death. Upon death, releases a massive explosion that will wipe out everything nearby.][Cybernetic Implants Bundle
40 TC
A random selection of cybernetic implants. Guaranteed 5 high quality implants. Comes with an autosurgeon.][Syndicate Assault Cyborg
65 TC
A cyborg designed and programmed for systematic extermination of non-Syndicate personnel. Comes equipped with a self-resupplying LMG, a grenade launcher, energy sword, emag, pinpointer, flash and crowbar.][Syndicate Medical Cyborg
35 TC
A combat medical cyborg. Has limited offensive potential, but makes more than up for it with its support capabilities. It comes equipped with a nanite hypospray, a medical beamgun, combat defibrillator, full surgical kit including an energy saw, an emag, pinpointer and flash. Thanks to its organ storage bag, it can perform surgery as well as any humanoid.][Sniper bundle
20 TC
Elegant and refined: Contains a collapsed sniper rifle in an expensive carrying case, two soporific knockout magazines, a free surplus suppressor, and a sharp-looking tactical turtleneck suit. We'll throw in a free red tie if you order NOW.][X-ray Vision Implant
10 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon.]
The Heretics were:
ZachAttack5521 was Crung Beepo the Shaft Miner and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
Objective #1: Protect Rufus Quail, the Psychologist. Success!
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice at least 4 people. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Living Heart, Codex Cicatrix

The traitors were:
Jennifer Hawkings was Kendra Hunter the Assistant and died

Kendra Hunter was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 20 TC) [Syndi-kit Tactical
20 TC
Syndicate Bundles, also known as Syndi-Kits, are specialized groups of items that arrive in a plain box. These items are collectively worth more than 20 telecrystals, but you do not know which specialization you will receive. May contain discontinued and/or exotic items.]

Objective #1: Prevent Watchie, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Anne Taggart, the Paramedic. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Datorangebottle was Anne Taggart the Paramedic and survived

Anne Taggart was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 20 TC) [Energy Sword (50% off!)
4 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.][Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.][Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.][Detomatix PDA Cartridge
4 TC
When inserted into a personal digital assistant, this cartridge gives you the opportunity to send up to six forged messages that will make PDAs of crewmembers explode when they try to reply to them. The concussive effect from the explosion will knock the recipient out for a short period, and deafen them for longer.]

Objective #1: Steal The Blackbox. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Peyton Brooks, the Head of Personnel, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

DragonTrance was Doctor Phineas Waldolf Steel the Clown and survived

Doctor Phineas Waldolf Steel was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key.][Banana Cream Pie Cannon
10 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds!][Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.][Clown Car (65% off!)
7 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer! Normally costs 20 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.]

Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Jacob Howards, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

Doctor man was Chad Brickman the Assistant and died

Chad Brickman was a corporate climber.
(used 4 TC) [Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Lucy Cicero, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Ryan Cobb, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Success!
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: Lurasha-Weedum, imagination
The code responses were: gods, Head of Personnel, organic
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 24924 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 402 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Peyton Brooks with 1400 cr!