Round ID: 173457
    Shift Duration: 47 minutes and 54 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.7%
    Total Population: 80

    Evacuation Rate: 26 (32.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 15 (18.8%)
    Survival Rate: 56 (70%)
    First Death: Rowan Adams, Scientist, at Midship Block (163,208,4). Damage taken: 66/27/0/121.133/0.
    Threat level: 69.9
    Threat left: 11.9
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Heretics: -15 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -8 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -10 threat
        Midround - Abductors: -10 threat
        Midround - Alien Infestation: -10 threat
        Latejoin - Heretic Smuggler: -10 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -10 threat
Controls-The-Monkies (Played by: DragonTrance)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 0

Controls-The-Monkies's minions were:
Medical Cyborg-479 (Played by: Hoolny)
The staff managed to stop the cult! Dark words and heresy are no match for Nanotrasen's finest!
The cultists' objectives were:
Objective #1: Sacrifice Rusty Jones, the Chaplain via invoking an Offer rune with it on it and three acolytes around it. Fail.
Objective #2: Summon Nar'Sie by invoking the rune 'Summon Nar'Sie'. The summoning can only be accomplished in The Exam Room, The Starboard Primary Hallway and the Xenobiology Lab - where the veil is weak enough for the ritual to begin. Fail.
Mothership Alpha team failed its mission.
The abductors of Mothership Alpha were:
ToastGoats was Lennox Trovato the Abductor Scientist and died as Mothership Alpha Scientist
Mrjafar was Hugh Dover the Abductor Agent and died as Mothership Alpha Agent
Objective #1: Experiment on 6 humans. Fail.
The Aliens were:
The Heretics were:
Jaukkuri was Evola Vickers the Atmospheric Technician and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
Objective #1: Assassinate Medical Cyborg-479, the Cyborg. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Lucy Cicero, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Sacrifice at least 4 people. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Living Heart, Codex Cicatrix, Glimmer of Winter, Grasp of Void, Aristocrat's Way

JeanLafitte was Charlie Gobbles the Paramedic and died
Sacrifices Made: 1
Objective #1: Protect Evola Vickers, the Atmospheric Technician. Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice at least 5 people. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Living Heart, Codex Cicatrix, Principle of Hunger, Grasp of Flesh, Imperfect Ritual, Void Cloak

Thesaintofkc was Peter Griswold the Medical Doctor and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
Objective #1: Protect Hydrain, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Shouty Johnson, the Captain. Success!
Objective #3: Sacrifice at least 3 people. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Living Heart, Codex Cicatrix

The traitors were:
Firefox42 was Seizes-The-Means the Janitor and died

Seizes-The-Means was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 19 TC) [Protocol CRAB-17 Phone
7 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it.
]
[EZ Clean Grenade Bundle
6 TC
A box with three cleaner grenades using the trademark Waffle Co. formula. Serves as a cleaner and causes acid damage to anyone standing nearby. The acid only affects carbon-based creatures.
x2]


Objective #1: Steal The Blackbox. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a reflector trenchcoat. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Hoolny was Medical Cyborg-479 the Cyborg and survived

Medical Cyborg-479 was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Bag of X-4 explosives
4 TC
Contains 3 X-4 shaped plastic explosives. Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.
x2]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
]
[Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Zeke Mikhaylov, the Bartender. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Fabrizio Mejales, the Station Engineer. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Mmmmmtoast was Zingo Meringuez the Roboticist and died

Zingo Meringuez was a corporate climber.
(used 19 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Laser Arm Implant
10 TC
An implant that grants you a recharging laser gun inside your arm. Weak to EMPs. Comes with a syndicate autosurgeon for immediate self-application.
]
[Binary Translator Key
5 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to and talk with silicon-based lifeforms, such as AI units and cyborgs, over their private binary channel. Caution should be taken while doing this, as unless they are allied with you, they are programmed to report such intrusions.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate John Smith, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the Captain's jetpack. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

AwkwardStereo was Zune Fiddler the Paramedic and died

Zune Fiddler was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Martial Arts Scroll
13 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
x2]
[Box of Throwing Weapons
3 TC
A box of shurikens and reinforced bolas from ancient Earth martial arts. They are highly effective throwing weapons. The bolas can knock a target down and the shurikens will embed into limbs.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Conrad Roosh, the Paramedic. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the station blueprints. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

SmokeyMcB0ngwater was Smokey McBongwater the Chief Medical Officer and died

Smokey McBongwater was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 17 TC) [Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
]
[Syndicate Minibomb
6 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.
]


Objective #1: Steal a functional AI. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Rufus Quail, the Psychologist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: washing machines, Cook
The code responses were: Delaney Jenkins, expired, syndicate agents, crabs
The following people made it out as a random hardcore character:
Medal Commendations:
Shouty Johnson awarded Alex Barber the medal of captaincy! - for honkery in a time of crisis
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 25978 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 324.725 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Seizes-The-Means with 5471.71 cr!