Round ID: 173021
    Shift Duration: 44 minutes and 15.5 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98%
    Total Population: 72

    Evacuation Rate: 13 (18.1%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 12 (16.7%)
    Survival Rate: 29 (40.3%)
    First Death: Denholm Fiddler, Unassigned Crewmember, at Surgery (187,86,2). Damage taken: 0/0/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 49.3
    Threat left: 24.3
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Blood Cult: -20 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Shitpost Generator (Played by: Nianjiilical)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You are the station's political officer. You must try to be a loyal political officer.
2: Loyal political officers enforce the captain's will.
3: The captain's will is the state. Members of the crew are conspiring against the state. You must do everything you can to uncover conspiracies.
4: Loyal political officers speak with German accents.
Total law changes: 6

Shitpost Generator's minions were:
F.L.O.P.S. (Played by: RetroGradient),
Service Cyborg-82 (Played by: LordVoxelrot)
The staff managed to stop the cult! Dark words and heresy are no match for Nanotrasen's finest!
The cultists' objectives were:
Objective #1: Sacrifice Paris Johnson, the Head of Security via invoking an Offer rune with it on it and three acolytes around it. Success!
Objective #2: Summon Nar'Sie by invoking the rune 'Summon Nar'Sie'. The summoning can only be accomplished in The Armory, The Pharmacy and the Engineering Foyer - where the veil is weak enough for the ritual to begin. Fail.
The cultists were:
The traitors were:
I like bomes was Jon Johnson the Assistant and died
(used 20 TC) [Martial Arts Scroll
13 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.
]
[Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Bill Wilson, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: digital, chemical dispensers, bloody marys
The code responses were: margaritas, capitalism, thieves
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 40989.6 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 569.3 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Moff Moon with 11282 cr!