Round ID: 172747
    Shift Duration: 29 minutes and 19.5 seconds
    Station Integrity: Destroyed
    Total Population: 56
    Survival Rate: 26 (46.4%)
    First Death: Agent Kiefer, Geneticist, at Bridge (101,132,2). Damage taken: 0/0/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 98
    Threat left: 38
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -35 threat
        Roundstart - Nuclear Emergency: -20 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Evergreen (Played by: Scriptis)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 0
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS Operatives:
Syndicate Major Victory!
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS operatives have destroyed Capitalist Prison 89!

The syndicate operatives were:
(Syndicates used 105 TC) [Romerol
25 TC
A highly experimental bioterror agent which creates dormant nodules to be etched into the grey matter of the brain. On death, these nodules take control of the dead body, causing limited revivification, along with slurred speech, aggression, and the ability to infect others with this agent.][Chameleon Projector
7 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them.][9mm Hollow Point Magazine
3 TC
An additional 8-round 9mm magazine, compatible with the Makarov pistol. These rounds are more damaging but ineffective against armour.][Shielded Syndicate Hardsuit (63% off!)
11 TC
An upgraded version of the standard Syndicate hardsuit. It features a built-in energy shielding system. The shields can handle up to three impacts within a short duration and will rapidly recharge while not under fire. Normally costs 30 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.][Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.][CQC Manual
13 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][CQC Manual
13 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing.][Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.][Hypnotic Flash
7 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily.][Syndicate Jaws of Life (25% off!)
3 TC
Based on a Nanotrasen model, this powerful tool can be used as both a crowbar and a pair of wirecutters. In its crowbar configuration, it can be used to force open airlocks. Very useful for entering the station or its departments. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.][Box of Throwing Weapons
3 TC
A box of shurikens and reinforced bolas from ancient Earth martial arts. They are highly effective throwing weapons. The bolas can knock a target down and the shurikens will embed into limbs.][Dehydrated Space Carp
1 TC
Looks like a plush toy carp, but just add water and it becomes a real-life space carp! Activate in your hand before use so it knows not to kill you.]
The traitors were:
Ituasmi was Kevin Pickens the Cargo Technician and died
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Kendrickorium was Sunshine Day the Assistant and died
(used 19 TC) [Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.][Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Kevin Pickens, the Cargo Technician. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Nina Harrow, the Virologist. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

BeefProblem was Nina Harrow the Virologist and survived
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the medal of captaincy. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Chimpston was Camillus Cocainus the Paramedic and survived
(used 20 TC) [EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit
2 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot.][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][Double-Bladed Energy Sword
16 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Eliot Owens, the Chaplain. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

SinfulBliss was Axle Brady the Station Engineer and died
(used 20 TC) [Miniature Energy Crossbow
10 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot.][Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.]

Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal an unused sample of slime extract. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Realthoman_ was Phillip Thomas the Assistant and died
(used 20 TC) [Martial Arts Scroll
13 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.][Box of Throwing Weapons
3 TC
A box of shurikens and reinforced bolas from ancient Earth martial arts. They are highly effective throwing weapons. The bolas can knock a target down and the shurikens will embed into limbs.x2][Syndicate Soap
1 TC
A sinister-looking surfactant used to clean blood stains to hide murders and prevent DNA analysis. You can also drop it underfoot to slip people.]

Objective #1: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core! Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Adrian Moffler, the Atmospheric Technician. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

ToastGoats was Paul Grumblestumpskin the Cook and died
(used 16 TC) [Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.][Bag of X-4 explosives
4 TC
Contains 3 X-4 shaped plastic explosives. Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.][Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Moff Moon, the Medical Doctor. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Nina Harrow, the Virologist. Success!
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Success!
The traitor has failed!

Mooshimi was Pogonya the Assistant and survived
(used 20 TC) [Chameleon Kit
2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.x10]

Objective #1: Assassinate Agent Kiefer, the Geneticist. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Jill DeSouza, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Teqed was Halo XY the Roboticist and survived
(used 8 TC) [Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key.][Detomatix PDA Cartridge
6 TC
When inserted into a personal digital assistant, this cartridge gives you four opportunities to detonate PDAs of crewmembers who have their message feature enabled. The concussive effect from the explosion will knock the recipient out for a short period, and deafen them for longer.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Phaylin, the Chemist. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Kelly Harshman, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: law office, jetpacks, Rylan Rhinehart
The code responses were: important, mining office, candy bars
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 5 customers and made 115 credits.
In total, they earned 115 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 25004 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 446.5 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Morgan Av'Inte with 1400 cr!