Crew Major Victory!
The Research Staff has saved the disk and killed the Mao Meow Operatives
The syndicate operatives were:
- Garinth was April Mao Meow the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
- Afonamos was Kiana Mao Meow the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
- Chimpston was Weston Mao Meow the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
- Mooshimi was Cayenne and had their body destroyed
(Syndicates used 102 TC) [
Bananium Energy Sword3 TC
An energy sword that deals no damage, but will slip anyone it contacts, be it by melee attack, thrown impact, or just stepping on it. Beware friendly fire, as even anti-slip shoes will not protect against it.x2][
Bananium Energy Shield16 TC
A clown's most powerful defensive weapon, this personal shield provides near immunity to ranged energy attacks by bouncing them back at the ones who fired them. It can also be thrown to bounce off of people, slipping them, and returning to you even if you miss. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STAND ON SHIELD WHILE DEPLOYED, EVEN IF WEARING ANTI-SLIP SHOES.][
Banana Cream Pie Cannon10 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds!][
Syndicate Jaws of Life (75% off!)1 TC
Based on a Nanotrasen model, this powerful tool can be used as both a crowbar and a pair of wirecutters. In its crowbar configuration, it can be used to force open airlocks. Very useful for entering the station or its departments. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.][
Dehydrated Space Carp1 TC
Looks like a plush toy carp, but just add water and it becomes a real-life space carp! Activate in your hand before use so it knows not to kill you.x2][
Banana Cream Pie Cannon10 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds!][
CQC Manual13 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing.][
Bag of C-4 explosives8 TC
Because sometimes quantity is quality. Contains 10 C-4 plastic explosives.][
Syndicate Jaws of Life4 TC
Based on a Nanotrasen model, this powerful tool can be used as both a crowbar and a pair of wirecutters. In its crowbar configuration, it can be used to force open airlocks. Very useful for entering the station or its departments.][
Elite Syndicate Hardsuit8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate hardsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate hardsuit.][
Syndicate Sentience Potion4 TC
A potion recovered at great risk by undercover Syndicate operatives and then subsequently modified with Syndicate technology. Using it will make any animal sentient, and bound to serve you, as well as implanting an internal radio for communication and an internal ID card for opening doors.][
Airlock Authentication Override Card3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][
CQC Manual13 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing.][
EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit2 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot.][
Energy Dagger2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.]