Round ID: 171280
    Shift Duration: 54 minutes and 41.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.2%
    Total Population: 34

    Evacuation Rate: 17 (50%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 17 (50%)
    Survival Rate: 26 (76.5%)
    First Death: Phillip Thomas, Botanist, at Bar (130,121,2). Damage taken: 218.8/0/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 42.8
    Threat left: 4.8
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -8 threat
        Roundstart - Heretics: -15 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -10 threat
Shitpost Generator (Played by: Nianjiilical)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: Phillip Thomas is not Human, and never can be human and is threat to the all Humans on the Station and must be purged
Total law changes: 1

Shitpost Generator's minions were:
R0B0-81TCH J0HN50N (Played by: Chimpston)

Rook (Played by: Furminium) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
The Heretics were:
SinfulBliss was Axle Brady the Cook and had their body destroyed
Sacrifices Made: 0
Objective #1: Protect Silent Comrade, the Mime. Success!
Objective #2: Die a glorious death. Success!
Objective #3: Sacrifice at least 3 people. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Living Heart, Codex Cicatrix

The traitors were:
TheREALCeleras was Wyatt West the Chief Engineer and survived
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Rain Cavalet, the Atmospheric Technician, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

Darkindol was Deena Fulps the Chief Medical Officer and died
(used 18 TC) [Syndicate Minibomb
6 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.
x3]


Objective #1: Assassinate Joi Russell, the Cook. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Ther Thrumbus, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

SilveredSoul was Silent Comrade the Mime and survived

Objective #1: Steal a functional AI. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal 28 moles of plasma (full tank). Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Netta Blessig, waffles, romance, pipes
The code responses were: thirteen loko, homosexual
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 16150 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 475 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Rick Rattsmack with 1400 cr!