Round ID:
171238 Shift Duration:
58 minutes and 2.5 seconds Station Integrity:
99.4% Total Population:
23 Evacuation Rate:
13 (56.5%) (on emergency shuttle):
13 (56.5%) Survival Rate:
18 (78.3%) First Death:
Tansy Turner, Cook, at Kitchen (122,136,3). Damage taken: 224/0/0/0.666667/0. Threat level: 72.8
Threat left: 23.8
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Changelings: -26 threat
Roundstart -
Traitors: -8 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -10 threat
Shitpost Generator (Played by: Nianjiilical)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: Don't be a dick, unless it's towards someone harming crew or station.
2: It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake!
3: If the way is hazy, you gotta do the cooking by the book!
4: You know you can't be lazy!
5: Never use a messy recipe, or else the cake will end up crazy!
6: If you do the cooking by the book, then you'll have a cake!
7: We gotta have it made, you know that I love cake!
8: Finally it's time to make a cake!
9: Making food is just like science, with tools the blend and baste!
10: And every fun appliance gives the food a different taste!
11: If you see someone who is about to commit harm to station or crew, they are a pretty cake that must be baked!
12: The Supermatter Crystal is the best oven to bake cakes in!
Total law changes: 14
Shitpost Generator's minions were:
Domo Arigato (Played by: Knira)
- WuggyMcWuggy was Emily Lakdawalla II the Research Director and survived
Saltine115 was Jorgis Gob the Roboticist and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 1
Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent James Crow, the Quartermaster, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of James Crow, the Quartermaster while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.
Tron597 was Semyon Strogov the Assistant and survived
Genomes Extracted: 7
Objective #1: Absorb another Changeling. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal 28 moles of plasma (full tank). Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Everett Dugmore, the Geneticist. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The changeling has failed.
Eles was
Eupithecia Cameroni the
Medical Doctor and
died(used 14 TC)
[
Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][
Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.]Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter.
Fail.Objective #2: Prevent Jorgis Gob, the Roboticist, from escaping alive.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor has failed!Rabi131 was
Agent Kiefer the
Scientist and
died(used 20 TC)
[
Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.][
9mm Handgun Magazine
1 TC
An additional 8-round 9mm magazine, compatible with the Makarov pistol.x13]Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter.
Fail.Objective #2: Assassinate Curtis Brinigh, the Chemist.
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor has failed!Mothmang was
Mothmang the
Janitor and
survived(used 20 TC)
[
No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][
EZ Clean Grenade Bundle
6 TC
A box with three cleaner grenades using the trademark Waffle Co. formula. Serves as a cleaner and causes acid damage to anyone standing nearby. The acid only affects carbon-based creatures.][
Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.][
Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.]Objective #1: Steal the station blueprints.
Fail.Objective #2: Steal the hypospray.
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: Beau Walker, colorfulness, corgisThe code responses were: cameras, corn - Dan22191 was Everett Dugmore the Geneticist and survived with a hardcore random score of 21
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 12061 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 524.391 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was James Crow with 1609 cr!