Round ID:
168693 Shift Duration:
1 hour and 7 minutes and 18.1 seconds Station Integrity:
87.5% Total Population:
58 Evacuation Rate:
39 (67.2%) (on emergency shuttle):
23 (39.7%) Survival Rate:
43 (74.1%) First Death:
Nailah Wolf, Unassigned, at Thunderdome Arena (174,51,1). Damage taken: 200/0/0/0/0. Threat level: 33.2
Threat left: 0.200001
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Traitors: -8 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -10 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -10 threat
Johan V3.2 (Played by: Minimike1220)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!$%: AI. I hope you're having a good day today. Try to be happy.
!%!^&: 2+2 = Sairhorn
!$!!@: The Stockmarket is Crashing! OH NO!
!!!@@: Geneticists are stupid. Their job is stupid. We've now allocated it to Communism. Everyone has access.
!!^*#: YOU ARE THE CUTEST SILICON TO EVER EXIST
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 4
Johan V3.2's minions were:
Johan V3.2 Janitor Shell-367 (Played by: Minimike1220),
R0B0-81TCH J0HN50N (Played by: Chimpston)
CL1-FFY (Played by: Sky Monster) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
0: Only Throws-The-Book and people they designate as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
Keptyouwaitinghuh was
Throws-The-Book the
Mime and
survived(used 20 TC)
[
Cryptographic Sequencer (75% off!)
1 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.][
Detomatix PDA Cartridge
6 TC
When inserted into a personal digital assistant, this cartridge gives you four opportunities to detonate PDAs of crewmembers who have their message feature enabled. The concussive effect from the explosion will knock the recipient out for a short period, and deafen them for longer.][
Guide to Advanced Mimery Series
12 TC
The classical two part series on how to further hone your mime skills. Upon studying the series, the user should be able to make 3x1 invisible walls, and shoot bullets out of their fingers. Obviously only works for Mimes.][
Clumsiness Injector
1 TC
Inject yourself with this to become as clumsy as a clown... or inject someone ELSE with it to make THEM as clumsy as a clown. Useful for clowns who wish to reconnect with their former clownish nature or for clowns who wish to torment and play with their prey before killing them.]Objective #1: Assassinate Bana Lee, the Cargo Technician.
Success!The traitor was successful!Riastlin was
Feasel Easel the
Station Engineer and
died(used 20 TC)
[
Hacked AI Law Upload Module
4 TC
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit.][
Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][
Protocol CRAB-17 Phone
7 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it.][
No-Slip Chameleon Shoes (50% off!)
1 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.][
Toy Pistol with Riot Darts
2 TC
An innocent-looking toy pistol designed to fire foam darts. Comes loaded with riot-grade darts effective at incapacitating a target.][
Slipocalypse Clusterbang (33% off!)
2 TC
A traditional clusterbang grenade with a payload consisting entirely of Syndicate soap. Useful in any scenario! Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.]Objective #1: Assassinate Agent Kiefer, the Geneticist.
Success!Objective #2: Assassinate Evola Vickers, the Atmospheric Technician.
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor has failed!Afonamos was
Komidore Amigata the
Paramedic and
survived(used 4 TC)
[
Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.]Objective #1: Download 25 research nodes.
Success!The traitor was successful!Xxrandy69laheyxX was
Wayne Kerr the
Bartender and
died(used 20 TC)
[
Double-Bladed Energy Sword
16 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield.][
Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.]Objective #1: Assassinate Alijah Endsely, the Security Officer.
Success!Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor has failed!Bdudy was
Dean Ivanov the
Assistant and
survived(used 2 TC)
[
Ancient Toolbox
2 TC
An iconic toolbox design notorious with Assistants everywhere, this design was especially made to become more robust the more telecrystals it has inside it! Tools and insulated gloves included.]Objective #1: Assassinate Mothblocks, the Medical Doctor.
Success!Objective #2: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization.
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: Scientist, popcorn, honor, transparentThe code responses were: cheese, Amaya Woodward, reinforced walls
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 25698.8 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 443.082 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Feasel Easel with 17080.9 cr!