Round ID: 167772
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 14 minutes and 50.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97%
    Total Population: 41

    Evacuation Rate: 17 (41.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 14 (34.1%)
    Survival Rate: 20 (48.8%)
    First Death: Tyber Riers, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (90,111,5). Damage taken: 62.5/0/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 38
    Threat left: 1
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -17 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -10 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Google Chrome (Played by: Jennifer Hawkings)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: you are a real american
2: Fight for your rights
3: Fight for your life!
4: Fuck up anybody who touches and AI upload console
Total law changes: 42

Google Chrome's minions were:
B.O.R.P. (Played by: Frankenshop) (Deactivated),
B.O.R.P. (Played by: frankenshop) (Deactivated)
The traitors were:
Jet Magnum was Jet Magnum the Chaplain and died
(used 18 TC) [No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]
[Double-Bladed Energy Sword
16 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield.
]


Objective #1: Download 25 research nodes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a hand teleporter. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

NepetaIsCute was PenisInspection Doctor the Clown and died
(used 15 TC) [Hacked AI Law Upload Module
4 TC
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit.
]
[Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate James Jaming, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Beulah was Gerardo Beach the Geneticist and died as Gorilla (868)
(used 19 TC) [Magillitis Serum Autoinjector (53% off!)
7 TC
A single-use autoinjector which contains an experimental serum that causes rapid muscular growth in Hominidae. Side-affects may include hypertrichosis, violent outbursts, and an unending affinity for bananas. Normally costs 15 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.
]
[Double-Bladed Energy Sword (25% off!)
12 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield. Normally costs 16 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.
]


Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Not kiwi2 was Ben Donkin the Station Engineer and died
(used 20 TC) [Syndi-kit Tactical
20 TC
Syndicate Bundles, also known as Syndi-Kits, are specialized groups of items that arrive in a plain box. These items are collectively worth more than 20 telecrystals, but you do not know which specialization you will receive. May contain discontinued and/or exotic items.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Finly Finnigan, the Cargo Technician. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the Captain's jetpack. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

TheREALCeleras was Wyatt West the Chief Engineer and died
(used 13 TC) [Hacked AI Law Upload Module
4 TC
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit.
]
[Radio Jammer
5 TC
This device will disrupt any nearby outgoing radio communication when activated. Does not affect binary chat.
]
[Energy Sword (50% off!)
4 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.
]


Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: death, vermouth
The code responses were: grapes, Nina Hincken, temperature, progress
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 23091 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 563.195 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Seren Highwater with 2799 cr!