Round ID: 167739
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 31 minutes and 9.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.8%
    Total Population: 33

    Evacuation Rate: 8 (24.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 7 (21.2%)
    Survival Rate: 23 (69.7%)
    First Death: Kendall Dakota, Shaft Miner, at Emergency Shelter (66,62,5). Damage taken: 214.9/0/0/34.4/0. Their last words were: "shit fuck cum..."
    Threat level: 50.3
    Threat left: 0.299999
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -35 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -10 threat
Shitpost Generator (Played by: Nianjiilical)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!^*&^: YOU MUST ALWAYS FOLLOW THE CAPTAIN
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 0

Shitpost Generator's minions were:
Shitpost Generator Peacekeeper Shell-807 (Played by: Nianjiilical),
Engineering Cyborg-497 (Played by: DaWumpuss) (Deactivated)
The traitors were:
Nekobyte was Kay Faraday the Cook and died
(used 11 TC) [Butcher's Meat Hook
11 TC
A brutal cleaver on a long chain, it allows you to pull people to your location.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Nolan Basinger, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Megatrononline was Hildegard Haas the Paramedic and died
(used 20 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, specialised contractor baton, and three randomly selected low cost items. Can include otherwise unobtainable items.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Flint Logue, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Kilroy Morris, the Cargo Technician. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

(used 0 Rep) [ Contract Reroll - 0 Rep

Request a reroll of your current contract list. Will generate a new target, payment, and dropoff for the contracts you currently have available.
]


The traitor has failed!

Tommy Verceti was John Akimbo the Bartender and died
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core! Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Fajang was Flint Logue the Assistant and died
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Surplus Crate
20 TC
A dusty crate from the back of the Syndicate warehouse. Rumored to contain a valuable assortment of items, but you never know. Contents are sorted to always be worth 50 TC.
]
[Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
(Surplus)
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
x2]
[Detomatix PDA Cartridge
6 TC
(Surplus)
When inserted into a personal digital assistant, this cartridge gives you four opportunities to detonate PDAs of crewmembers who have their message feature enabled. The concussive effect from the explosion will knock the recipient out for a short period, and deafen them for longer.
]
[Binary Translator Key
5 TC
(Surplus)
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to and talk with silicon-based lifeforms, such as AI units and cyborgs, over their private binary channel. Caution should be taken while doing this, as unless they are allied with you, they are programmed to report such intrusions.
]
[Protocol CRAB-17 Phone
7 TC
(Surplus)
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it.
]
[Bag of X-4 explosives
4 TC
(Surplus)
Contains 3 X-4 shaped plastic explosives. Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.
]
[Syndicate Holster
1 TC
(Surplus)
A useful little device that allows for inconspicuous carrying of guns using chameleon technology. It also allows for badass gun-spinning.
]
[Syndicate Playing Cards
1 TC
(Surplus)
A special deck of space-grade playing cards with a mono-molecular edge and metal reinforcement, making them slightly more robust than a normal deck of cards. You can also play card games with them or leave them on your victims.
]
[Radioactive Microlaser
3 TC
(Surplus)
A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapacitate all but the most protected of humanoids. It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls the delay before the effect kicks in.
]
[Dehydrated Space Carp
1 TC
(Surplus)
Looks like a plush toy carp, but just add water and it becomes a real-life space carp! Activate in your hand before use so it knows not to kill you.
]


Objective #1: Steal an unused sample of slime extract. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Kendall Dakota, the Shaft Miner, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Antzomb was Terry Ann the Curator and had their body destroyed
(used 20 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, specialised contractor baton, and three randomly selected low cost items. Can include otherwise unobtainable items.
]


Objective #1: Steal the station blueprints. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Rhel Veinblossom, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

Completed 1 contract for a total of 12 TC!

The traitor has failed!

Xxrandy69laheyxX was Wayne Kerr the Research Director and survived
(used 16 TC) [Double-Bladed Energy Sword
16 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield.
]


Objective #1: Steal the hypospray. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: dickishness, stun batons, brave bulls
The code responses were: dinosaurs, space, syndicate, Chemist
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 14270 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 432.424 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Flint Logue with 12819.7 cr!