Round ID: 165338
    Shift Duration: 55 minutes and 15.5 seconds
    Station Integrity: 90.3%
    Total Population: 63

    Evacuation Rate: 32 (50.8%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 31 (49.2%)
    Survival Rate: 38 (60.3%)
    First Death: Vergil Muller, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (86,75,5). Damage taken: 190/0/0/3.33333/60.
    Threat level: 70.6
    Threat left: 25.6
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Nuclear Emergency: -20 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -10 threat
        Midround - Blob: -10 threat
CAIF (Played by: Oklews)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 0

CAIF's minions were:
Mr. Roboto (Played by: relyksboa),
Ozymandias (Played by: blubercharge)

G.A.M.E.R (Played by: BionicSandwich) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Poopfarter Buttface (Played by: chimpston) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Bluetenberger Operatives:
Neutral Victory!
The Research Staff failed to secure the authentication disk but did manage to kill most of the Bluetenberger Operatives!

The syndicate operatives were:
(Syndicates used 105 TC) [Grenadier's belt (77% off!)
5 TC
A belt containing 26 lethally dangerous and destructive grenades. Comes with an extra multitool and screwdriver. Normally costs 22 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[L6 Squad Automatic Weapon
18 TC
A fully-loaded Aussec Armoury belt-fed machine gun. This deadly weapon has a massive 50-round magazine of devastating 7.12x82mm ammunition.
]
[7.12x82mm Box Magazine
6 TC
A 50-round magazine of 7.12x82mm ammunition for use with the L6 SAW. By the time you need to use this, you'll already be standing on a pile of corpses.
]
[Syndicate Tome (80% off!)
1 TC
Using rare artifacts acquired at great cost, the Syndicate has reverse engineered the seemingly magical books of a certain cult. Though lacking the esoteric abilities of the originals, these inferior copies are still quite useful, being able to provide both weal and woe on the battlefield, even if they do occasionally bite off a finger. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.
]
[Syndicate Combat Medic Kit
4 TC
This first aid kit is a suspicious brown and red. Included is a combat stimulant injector for rapid healing, a medical night vision HUD for quick identification of injured personnel, and other supplies helpful for a field medic.
]
[Blood-Red Magboots (50% off!)
1 TC
A pair of magnetic boots with a Syndicate paintjob that assist with freer movement in space or on-station during gravitational generator failures. These reverse-engineered knockoffs of Nanotrasen's 'Advanced Magboots' slow you down in simulated-gravity environments much like the standard issue variety. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.
]
[X-ray Vision Implant (30% off!)
7 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon. Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.
]
[C-20r bundle
14 TC
Old Faithful: The classic C-20r, bundled with two magazines and a (surplus) suppressor at discount price.
]
[.45 Armor Piercing SMG Magazine
5 TC
An additional 24-round .45 magazine suitable for use with the C-20r submachine gun.These rounds are less effective at injuring the target but penetrate protective gear.
x2]
[Microbomb Implant
2 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated either manually or automatically upon death. The more implants inside of you, the higher the explosive power. This will permanently destroy your body, however.
x2]
[Reinforcements (64% off!)
9 TC
Call in an additional team member. They won't come with any gear, so you'll have to save some telecrystals to arm them as well. Normally costs 25 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
]
[Syndicate EMP Bomb (85% off!)
1 TC
A variation of the syndicate bomb designed to produce a large EMP effect. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card (66% off!)
1 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.
]
[Syndicate Sentience Potion (75% off!)
1 TC
A potion recovered at great risk by undercover Syndicate operatives and then subsequently modified with Syndicate technology. Using it will make any animal sentient, and bound to serve you, as well as implanting an internal radio for communication and an internal ID card for opening doors. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.
]
[Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]
[Fungal Tuberculosis Grenade (25% off!)
9 TC
A primed bio-grenade packed into a compact box. Comes with five Bio Virus Antidote Kit (BVAK) autoinjectors for rapid application on up to two targets each, a syringe, and a bottle containing the BVAK solution. Normally costs 12 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.
]
[Binary Translator Key (60% off!)
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to and talk with silicon-based lifeforms, such as AI units and cyborgs, over their private binary channel. Caution should be taken while doing this, as unless they are allied with you, they are programmed to report such intrusions. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.
]
[Combat Gloves Plus (80% off!)
1 TC
A pair of gloves that are fireproof and electrically insulated, however unlike the regular Combat Gloves these use nanotechnology to teach the martial art of krav maga to the wearer. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.
]
[Box of Throwing Weapons
3 TC
A box of shurikens and reinforced bolas from ancient Earth martial arts. They are highly effective throwing weapons. The bolas can knock a target down and the shurikens will embed into limbs.
]
The blobs were:
Blackdav123 was Blob Overmind (567) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Fail.
The Blob has failed!

The traitors were:
AarontheIdiot was Aaron Browne the Assistant and died
(used 12 TC) [Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
]
[Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
]


Objective #1: Steal the Captain's jetpack. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Serr Naketh, the Medical Doctor, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

JanusStruan was Rosa Pratt the Shaft Miner and survived
(used 19 TC) [Kinetic Accelerator Pressure Mod
5 TC
A modification kit which allows Kinetic Accelerators to do greatly increased damage while indoors. Occupies 35% mod capacity.
]
[Miniature Energy Crossbow
10 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot.
]
[Dart Pistol
4 TC
A miniaturized version of a normal syringe gun. It is very quiet when fired and can fit into any space a small item can.
]


Objective #1: Prevent Danny Spitts, the Head of Personnel, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Drops-The-Ball, the Medical Doctor. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: scaly, Chaplain
The code responses were: pants, Melissa Power, gas masks
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 30050 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 476.984 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Lyn Nakamura with 6113 cr!