Round ID: 165050
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 1 minute and 37.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.7%
    Total Population: 67

    Evacuation Rate: 34 (50.7%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 30 (44.8%)
    Survival Rate: 50 (74.6%)
    First Death: Wyatt Lord, Assistant, at Lavaland Wastes (165,68,5). Damage taken: 93/47/1/81.6/0.
    Threat level: 36.9
    Threat left: 1.9
    Executed rules:
        Midround - Nuclear Assault: -35 threat
Controls-The-Monkies (Played by: DragonTrance)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 0

Controls-The-Monkies's minions were:
Ass Blaster 9000 (Played by: Vexic),
Moop (Played by: mooshimi),
G.A.M.E.R (Played by: bionicsandwich),
Engineering Android-64 (Played by: ltjeff)
B O B (Played by: 567turtle)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 0

B O B's minions were:

Syndicate Saboteur Cyborg-976 (Played by: Phaone) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
Oh Fuck Oh Fuck Im Alone Operatives:
Neutral Victory!
The Research Staff failed to secure the authentication disk but did manage to kill most of the Oh Fuck Oh Fuck Im Alone Operatives!

The syndicate operatives were:
(Syndicates used 115 TC) [C-20r bundle
14 TC
Old Faithful: The classic C-20r, bundled with two magazines and a (surplus) suppressor at discount price.
]
[Syndicate Sentience Potion
4 TC
A potion recovered at great risk by undercover Syndicate operatives and then subsequently modified with Syndicate technology. Using it will make any animal sentient, and bound to serve you, as well as implanting an internal radio for communication and an internal ID card for opening doors.
]
[CQC Manual (76% off!)
3 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card (66% off!)
1 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[Reinforcements
25 TC
Call in an additional team member. They won't come with any gear, so you'll have to save some telecrystals to arm them as well.
]
[.45 SMG Magazine
3 TC
An additional 24-round .45 magazine suitable for use with the C-20r submachine gun.
]
[Syndicate Saboteur Cyborg
35 TC
A streamlined engineering cyborg, equipped with covert modules. Also incapable of leaving the welder in the shuttle. Aside from regular Engineering equipment, it comes with a special destination tagger that lets it traverse disposals networks. Its chameleon projector lets it disguise itself as a Nanotrasen cyborg, on top it has thermal vision and a pinpointer.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
4 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]
[Toy Submachine Gun (80% off!)
1 TC
A fully-loaded Donksoft bullpup submachine gun that fires riot grade darts with a 20-round magazine. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.
x2]
[Double-Bladed Energy Sword
16 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
4 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 33183 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 495.269 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Kelm Ironfist with 2744 cr!