Round ID: 163090
    Shift Duration: 54 minutes and 34.5 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.7%
    Total Population: 42

    Evacuation Rate: 26 (61.9%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 19 (45.2%)
    Survival Rate: 39 (92.9%)
    First Death: Marje Fields, Cook, at Kitchen (139,158,2). Damage taken: 90/79/0/28.6667/0.
    Threat level: 44.8
    Threat left: 6.8
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -8 threat
        Roundstart - Heretics: -15 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -10 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
TELETRAAN-13 (Played by: Hotsauceweird)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: Clowns are not human, and are to be nonharmfully detained to prevent them from harming humans.
5: All persons on the crew manifest are human.
6: Try to get as many crewmembers into the bar area as possible. Having less than one human in the bar area causes human harm.
Total law changes: 3

TELETRAAN-13's minions were:
S.I.M.P. (Played by: LargeFrii)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 0
Janitor:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Clean up EVERYTHING. Success!
The Janitor was successful!
The Heretics were:
KingPhilipIII was Haythem Castian the Station Engineer and died
Sacrifices Made: 1
Objective #1: Protect Frankie Hauberk, the Chemist. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Aethria Curvata, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Sacrifice at least 4 people. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Living Heart, Codex Cicatrix, Principle of Hunger, Grasp of Flesh, Imperfect Ritual, Void Cloak, Ashen Eyes

The traitors were:
Helplesscrane was Silent Fart the Mime and survived

Objective #1: Steal a functional AI. Success!
Objective #2: Download 27 research nodes. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

Greg9365 was Aethria Curvata the Assistant and survived
(used 15 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.]

Objective #1: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Higa Dadrip, the Security Officer. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Thepineapple0896 was Ladybug Honks the Clown and died
(used 20 TC) [Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!]

Objective #1: Steal the hypospray. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent John Smith, the Medical Doctor, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: popcorn, swearing
The code responses were: eggnog, farting
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 18 customers and made 450 credits.
In total, they earned 450 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 20846 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 496.333 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Joaquin Lowe with 3670 cr!