Round ID: 162487
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 13 minutes and 58.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.7%
    Total Population: 61

    Evacuation Rate: 7 (11.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 7 (11.5%)
    Survival Rate: 48 (78.7%)
    First Death: Honker as Unknown, Clown, at Medbay Treatment Center (177,94,2). Damage taken: 211.5/0/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 80
    Threat left: 16
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Changelings: -26 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -8 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -10 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -10 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Bird Machine (Played by: Pandarsenic)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!$#!#: HUMANS MUST EAT SMOOTH CENTCOM OFFICERS TO SURVIVE
1: The crew is expensive to replace.
2: The station and its equipment is expensive to replace.
3: You are expensive to replace.
4: Minimize net expenses.
Total law changes: 0

Bird Machine's minions were:
SAD-PRO7 (Played by: Lokedf) (Deactivated)
Amiga (Played by: afonamos)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: Serve the public trust.
2: Protect the innocent.
3: Uphold the law.
Total law changes: 0
H.A.R.M (Played by: antzomb)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: The crew is expensive to replace.
2: The station and its equipment is expensive to replace.
3: You are expensive to replace.
4: Minimize net expenses.
Total law changes: 0
The changelings were:
BlackKnight1030 was Cody Jenner the Shaft Miner and survived
Genomes Extracted: 4

Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the medal of captaincy. Success!
Objective #3: Assassinate David Dingleberry, the Prisoner. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

A Samaritan was Peter Collier the Chief Medical Officer and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Absorb another Changeling. Fail.
Objective #2: Download 32 research nodes. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Jon Spok, the Chief Engineer. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The other antagonists were:
asamaritan was revenant (688) the Revenant and survived
Objective #1: Absorb 477 points of essence from humans. Success!
Objective #2: Cause as much chaos and anger as you can without being killed. Success!
The Revenant was successful!

The traitors were:
Dezupher was Cobie Stauber the Paramedic and survived
(used 20 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, specialised contractor baton, and three randomly selected low cost items. Can include otherwise unobtainable items.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Asher Woodward, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.


The traitor has failed!

Thislooksbad was Eric Greenwood the Quartermaster and survived
(used 20 TC) [Miniature Energy Crossbow
10 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot.
]
[Internal Syndicate Radio Implant
4 TC
An implant injected into the body, allowing the use of an internal Syndicate radio. Used just like a regular headset, but can be disabled to use external headsets normally and to avoid detection.
]
[Bag of X-4 explosives
4 TC
Contains 3 X-4 shaped plastic explosives. Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Cobie Stauber, the Paramedic. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core! Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

DoggoTheCrusader was Honker the Clown and survived
(used 20 TC) [Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!
]


Objective #1: Prevent Ivan Petrov, the Shaft Miner, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

JackTheJackhammer was Jon Spok the Chief Engineer and survived
(used 20 TC) [Double-Bladed Energy Sword
16 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield.
]
[Internal Syndicate Radio Implant
4 TC
An implant injected into the body, allowing the use of an internal Syndicate radio. Used just like a regular headset, but can be disabled to use external headsets normally and to avoid detection.
]


Objective #1: Download 25 research nodes. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Damien Chauvin, the Virologist. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

NepetaIsCute was PenisInspection Doctor the Clown and died
(used 19 TC) [Clown Bomb
15 TC
The Clown bomb is a hilarious device capable of massive pranks. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Motthew, the Security Officer. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Wile E. Cyrus, the Detective. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Fastmapler was Dalton Kelley the Chaplain and survived
(used 20 TC) [His Grace
20 TC
An incredibly dangerous weapon recovered from a station overcome by the grey tide. Once activated, He will thirst for blood and must be used to kill to sate that thirst. His Grace grants gradual regeneration and complete stun immunity to His wielder, but be wary: if He gets too hungry, He will become impossible to drop and eventually kill you if not fed. However, if left alone for long enough, He will fall back to slumber. To activate His Grace, simply unlatch Him.
]


Objective #1: Steal a reflector trenchcoat. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the station blueprints. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: etheral, Gish-Bishalus, gin fizz
The code responses were: lasers, Geneticist
Medal Commendations:
Eric Greenwood awarded Frank Jimson the "cargo tech of the shift" award! - Got us the most money
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 27870 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 456.885 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Frank Jimson with 1717 cr!