Round ID:
160078 Shift Duration:
33 minutes and 26 seconds Station Integrity:
100% Total Population:
41 Evacuation Rate:
12 (29.3%) (on emergency shuttle):
12 (29.3%) Survival Rate:
33 (80.5%) First Death:
Kolton Skywalker, Geneticist, at Research Division (118,88,2). Damage taken: 111.4/2.2/0/104.667/0. Threat level: 64.6
Threat left: 19.6
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Nuclear Emergency: -20 threat
Roundstart -
Heretics: -15 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
M.A.L.F (Played by: Cam54564)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 0
M.A.L.F's minions were:
J.I.N.G.L.E.S (Played by: WuggyMcWuggy)
Syndicate Saboteur Cyborg-833 (Played by: RuneQuester) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
0: Only Mark Dickem and people they designate as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
Crew Major Victory!The Research Staff has saved the disk and killed the Dickem Operatives- Trash Fumes was Travis Dickem the Nuclear Operative and had their body destroyed
- Analbackwash was Mark Dickem the Nuclear Operative and had their body destroyed
- Cactus2388 was Isaiah Dickem the Nuclear Operative and had their body destroyed
- RuneQuester was Syndicate Saboteur Cyborg-833 the Cyborg and died as Dickem Operative #4
(Syndicates used 104 TC)
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Syndicate Saboteur Cyborg (77% off!)
8 TC
A streamlined engineering cyborg, equipped with covert modules. Also incapable of leaving the welder in the shuttle. Aside from regular Engineering equipment, it comes with a special destination tagger that lets it traverse disposals networks. Its chameleon projector lets it disguise itself as a Nanotrasen cyborg, on top it has thermal vision and a pinpointer. Normally costs 35 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.][
Elite Syndicate Hardsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate hardsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate hardsuit.][
Viscerator Delivery Grenade
5 TC
A unique grenade that deploys a swarm of viscerators upon activation, which will chase down and shred any non-operatives in the area.][
M-90gl Carbine (78% off!)
3 TC
A fully-loaded, specialized three-round burst carbine that fires 5.56mm ammunition from a 30 round magazine with a 40mm underbarrel grenade launcher. Use secondary-fire to fire the grenade launcher. Normally costs 14 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][
5.56mm Toploader Magazine
4 TC
An additional 30-round 5.56mm magazine; suitable for use with the M-90gl carbine. These bullets pack less punch than 7.12x82mm rounds, but they still offer more power than .45 ammo due to their innate armour penetration.x2][
Syndicate Smokes
2 TC
Strong flavor, dense smoke, infused with omnizine.][
Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][
Viscerator Delivery Grenade
5 TC
A unique grenade that deploys a swarm of viscerators upon activation, which will chase down and shred any non-operatives in the area.][
Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.x2][
Full Syndicate Toolbox
1 TC
The Syndicate toolbox is a suspicious black and red. It comes loaded with a full tool set including a multitool and combat gloves that are resistant to shocks and heat.][
M-90gl Carbine (78% off!)
3 TC
A fully-loaded, specialized three-round burst carbine that fires 5.56mm ammunition from a 30 round magazine with a 40mm underbarrel grenade launcher. Use secondary-fire to fire the grenade launcher. Normally costs 14 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][
Elite Syndicate Hardsuit (25% off!)
6 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate hardsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate hardsuit. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][
Energy Sword (75% off!)
2 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][
84mm Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher
8 TC
A reusable rocket propelled grenade launcher preloaded with a low-yield 84mm HE round. Guaranteed to send your target out with a bang or your money back!][
84mm HEDP Rocket (50% off!)
3 TC
A high-yield HEDP rocket; extremely effective against armored targets, as well as surrounding personnel. Strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.][
84mm HEDP Rocket
6 TC
A high-yield HEDP rocket; extremely effective against armored targets, as well as surrounding personnel. Strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.x2][
Syndicate Jaws of Life (25% off!)
3 TC
Based on a Nanotrasen model, this powerful tool can be used as both a crowbar and a pair of wirecutters. In its crowbar configuration, it can be used to force open airlocks. Very useful for entering the station or its departments. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][
Syndicate Briefcase Full of Cash
1 TC
A secure briefcase containing 5000 space credits. Useful for bribing personnel, or purchasing goods and services at lucrative prices. The briefcase also feels a little heavier to hold; it has been manufactured to pack a little bit more of a punch if your client needs some convincing.]
RavenConspiracy was Dedric Venor the Station Engineer and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
Objective #1: Protect Ruben Fea, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #2: Protect Jimmothy Jones, the Scientist. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice at least 6 people. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Living Heart, Codex Cicatrix, Glimmer of Winter, Grasp of Void, Aristocrat's Way
JustOrangeDrink was Kolton Skywalker the Geneticist and survived
Sacrifices Made: 0
Objective #1: Assassinate Seraphim Yahontov, the Warden. Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice at least 5 people. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Living Heart, Codex Cicatrix, Principle of Hunger, Grasp of Flesh
Junkgle was
Boo Boo the
Clown and
had their body destroyed(used 20 TC)
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Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!]Objective #1: Prevent Rebekah Eggbert, the Chemist, from escaping alive.
Fail.Objective #2: Prevent Eddie Langston, the Security Officer, from escaping alive.
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor has failed!ThatCoolGuyDevin was
Randy Highlands the
Assistant and
survived(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Steal a reflector trenchcoat.
Fail.Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console).
Fail.The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: popcorn, comedy, painThe code responses were: Nicole Christopher, monkeys, cognac, vampires
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 17 customers and made 520 credits.
In total, they earned 520 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 18577.1 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 453.101 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Axle Brady with 1400 cr!