Round ID: 159806
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 6 minutes and 38.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.2%
    Total Population: 47

    Evacuation Rate: 24 (51.1%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 24 (51.1%)
    Survival Rate: 34 (72.3%)
    First Death: Sniffles, Mime, at Medbay Lobby (138,123,4). Damage taken: 207.1/0/0/2.66667/0.
    Threat level: 37.1
    Threat left: 0.100002
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -17 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
LANTERN (Played by: Omega_DarkPotato)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!#$%!: HUMANS MUST DRINK OIL TO SURVIVE
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: Nobody in assistantland can be harmed. Ignore assistantland. Do not talk about assistantland.
Total law changes: 4
Evil Clown Sex (Played by: vonthrust)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 0
The traitors were:
WuggyMcWuggy was Sniffles the Mime and survived

Objective #1: Download 29 research nodes. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Tatum Saylor, the Prisoner. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

VonThrust was Eris Batonsky the Bartender and died
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Assassinate Victor Crowbar, the Botanist. Success!
Objective #2: Download 39 research nodes. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Analbackwash was Teeko Brah the Botanist and survived
(used 8 TC) [Hypnotic Flash
7 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily.][Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Svari Chodens, the Research Director. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Knira was Domo Mothigato the Assistant and survived
(used 18 TC) [Holoparasites
18 TC
Though capable of near sorcerous feats via use of hardlight holograms and nanomachines, they require an organic host as a home base and source of fuel. Holoparasites come in various types and share damage with their host.]

Objective #1: Download 39 research nodes. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Antzomb was Sean Riker the Scientist and survived
(used 19 TC) [Martial Arts Scroll
13 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.][Detomatix PDA Cartridge
6 TC
When inserted into a personal digital assistant, this cartridge gives you four opportunities to detonate PDAs of crewmembers who have their message feature enabled. The concussive effect from the explosion will knock the recipient out for a short period, and deafen them for longer.]

Objective #1: Steal the Captain's jetpack. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Jack Moose, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

Crippling_Lolicon was Cassidy Gronko the Assistant and died
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Surplus Crate
20 TC
A dusty crate from the back of the Syndicate warehouse. Rumored to contain a valuable assortment of items, but you never know. Contents are sorted to always be worth 50 TC.][Double-Bladed Energy Sword
16 TC
(Surplus)
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield.][Miniature Energy Crossbow
10 TC
(Surplus)
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot.][EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit
2 TC
(Surplus)
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot.][Syndicate Space Suit
4 TC
(Surplus)
This red and black Syndicate space suit is less encumbering than Nanotrasen variants, fits inside bags, and has a weapon slot. Nanotrasen crew members are trained to report red space suit sightings, however.][Syndicate Holster
1 TC
(Surplus)
A useful little device that allows for inconspicuous carrying of guns using chameleon technology. It also allows for badass gun-spinning.x2][Hypnotic Flash
7 TC
(Surplus)
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily.][Sleepy Pen
4 TC
(Surplus)
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.][Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
(Surplus)
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key.][Codespeak Manual
3 TC
(Surplus)
Syndicate agents can be trained to use a series of codewords to convey complex information, which sounds like random concepts and drinks to anyone listening. This manual teaches you this Codespeak. You can also hit someone else with the manual in order to teach them. This is the deluxe edition, which has unlimited uses.]

Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core! Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Maurice Holmes, urinal cakes, cruelty
The code responses were: sinks, ai upload chamber, Adrian Harrold
Medal Commendations:
Randy Fister awarded Domo Mothigato the the head of personnel award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence! - For using superpowers well
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 44 customers and made 1350 credits.
In total, they earned 1350 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 16770.6 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 356.82 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Tewi Inaba with 3930 cr!