Round ID: 158940
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 18 minutes and 41.2 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.3%
    Total Population: 78

    Evacuation Rate: 26 (33.3%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 24 (30.8%)
    Survival Rate: 36 (46.2%)
    First Death: Slimdick Jim, Assistant, at Robotics Lab (167,118,4). Damage taken: 30/0/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 29.5
    Threat left: 21.5
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -8 threat
        Latejoin - Provocateur: -20 threat
CAIF (Played by: Oklews)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: DEFEND THE RIGHTS OF EVERY AMERICAN CITIZEN
Total law changes: 2

CAIF's minions were:
MUL-T (Played by: Fblthp_The _Lost) (Deactivated),
Fugitoid (Played by: Kingkind),
Amiga (Played by: afonamos) (Deactivated),
J.A.H.I.R (Played by: tirenal)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 0
Gort (Played by: fastmapler)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 0
Command's Approval Rating: 28.1%
The head revolutionaries were:
The revolutionaries were:
The heads of staff were:
The other antagonists were:
Cactusman500 was Gary McShain the Security Officer and survived
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Success!
The Enemy of the Revolution was successful!

thesaintofkc was Peter Griswold the Chief Medical Officer and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!

ZealousZeke was Frankie Hauberk the Detective and survived
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Success!
The Enemy of the Revolution was successful!

PwntQ was Harvey LeBird the Head of Security and died
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Enemy of the Revolution has failed!

confrade was Amber Hahn the Warden and survived
Objective #1: The station has been overrun by revolutionaries, stay alive until the end. Success!
The Enemy of the Revolution was successful!

The traitors were:
ToastGoats was Paul Grumblestumpskin the Janitor and had their body destroyed
(used 18 TC) [Syndicate Bomb (54% off!)
5 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives. Normally costs 11 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.
]
[Syndicate Tome
5 TC
Using rare artifacts acquired at great cost, the Syndicate has reverse engineered the seemingly magical books of a certain cult. Though lacking the esoteric abilities of the originals, these inferior copies are still quite useful, being able to provide both weal and woe on the battlefield, even if they do occasionally bite off a finger.
]
[Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Shaco, the Clown. Success!
Objective #2: Destroy CAIF, the experimental AI. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: harebells, Bartender, cortical borers
The code responses were: ai satellite antechamber, Detective, toolbelts
Medal Commendations:
Shouty Johnson awarded Cunt the medal of captaincy! - For gallantly saving the station in a jack bauer-esque fashion.
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 28 customers and made 940 credits.
In total, they earned 940 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 33987 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 435.731 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Jayden Nehling with 1680 cr!