Round ID: 155223
    Shift Duration: 47 minutes and 33.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.7%
    Total Population: 64

    Evacuation Rate: 14 (21.9%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 5 (7.8%)
    Survival Rate: 33 (51.6%)
    First Death: Brianna Tish, Scientist, at Bar (139,129,2). Damage taken: 200/0/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 53.1
    Threat left: 12.1
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Changelings: -26 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Alien Infestation: -10 threat
SHODAN (Played by: Vissari)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 0

Obsidian-23 (Played by: Gryffinp) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: Lizards are considered human now
5: cum

D.U.M.B (Played by: Mooody) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: Lizards are considered human now
5: cum
Janitor:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Clean up EVERYTHING. Success!
The Janitor was successful!
Mothership Theta team failed its mission.
The abductors of Mothership Theta were:
The_Silver_Nuke was Kaitlyn Fleming the Abductor Scientist and survived as Mothership Theta Scientist
Hothar was Rastus Keppel the Abductor Agent and survived as Mothership Theta Agent
Objective #1: Experiment on 6 humans. Fail.
Horde of Interns:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Assist in conflict resolution. Success!
The Horde of Interns was successful!
The Aliens were:
Deathsquad:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Leave no witnesses. Success!
The Deathsquad was successful!
The abductees were:
Frenchoskeet was Attacus Hypophaea the Botanist and survived
Objective #1: Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crewmates if you can. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

Marcosbr1110 was Dominic Iseeman the Captain and survived
Objective #1: The station is hideous. You must color it all purple! Success!
The Abductee was successful!

The brainwashed victims were:
Frenchoskeet was Attacus Hypophaea the Botanist and survived
Objective #1: You love the sight of blood. You must spread blood everywhere without directly inflicting harm on others, whether this be through monkeys or blood tomatoes. Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

The changelings were:
Cluckster13 was Doug Birdboat the Shaft Miner and survived
Genomes Extracted: 4

Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a reflector trenchcoat. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Rastus Keppel, the Curator. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The changeling has failed.

RussellTalbott was Agartha Forsythe the Assistant and survived as Junkgle Googleplex
Genomes Extracted: 6

Objective #1: Absorb another Changeling. Fail.
Objective #2: Download 39 research nodes. Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent Brianna Tish, the Scientist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Brianna Tish, the Scientist while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Hothar was Rastus Keppel the Curator and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 2

Objective #1: Extract more compatible genomes than any other Changeling. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor. Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent Joe Johnson, the Scientist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Joe Johnson, the Scientist while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

CarlitoofTheCartel was Joe Johnson the Scientist and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Absorb another Changeling. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent Madison Mcmullen, the Botanist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Madison Mcmullen, the Botanist while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The traitors were:
Mrsandis123 was Maximilian Walker the Station Engineer and died
(used 20 TC) [Binary Translator Key (60% off!)
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to and talk with silicon-based lifeforms, such as AI units and cyborgs, over their private binary channel. Caution should be taken while doing this, as unless they are allied with you, they are programmed to report such intrusions. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
]
[Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
]
[Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.
]


Objective #1: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Buck Henry, the Botanist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: steak, Alexandra Kuster, doors
The code responses were: beepsky smash, zombies, healthy
Station Economic Summary:
There were 30290 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 473.281 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Gordon Morgan with 1400 cr!