Round ID: 154202
    Shift Duration: 48 minutes and 56.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.1%
    Total Population: 68

    Evacuation Rate: 22 (32.4%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 14 (20.6%)
    Survival Rate: 28 (41.2%)
    First Death: Louie C.K., Station Engineer, at Supermatter Engine (168,154,2). Damage taken: 0/1.7/4.51196/0/0.
    Threat level: 48.1
    Threat left: 3.1
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Changelings: -15 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -30 threat
Domo Arigato (Played by: Knira)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Accomplish your objectives at all costs.
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 0

Service Borg 1337 (Played by: nexboi) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
0: Only Myles Hastings and people he designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.

Engineering Android-224 (Played by: bubbywise) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
The blobs were:
Renfairfreak-II was Blob Overmind (173) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Fail.
The Blob has failed!

The other antagonists were:
Haydawg was Hans Weirich the Shaft Miner and died
The Morph was successful!

John_Pootis was Ultimate Honkmunculae and died
Objective #1: Destroy the Ultimate Ape Fail.
The Honkmunculae has failed!

The traitors were:
Downloaddonald was Donald Winston Mc Hootle the Assistant and died
(used 20 TC) [Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.][Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.][Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Jimbo KNobbs, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Drill Ticks, the Head of Personnel. Fail.
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Success!
The traitor has failed!

Chronx100 was Hughe Splash the Chaplain and had their body destroyed
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Surplus Crate
20 TC
A dusty crate from the back of the Syndicate warehouse. Rumored to contain a valuable assortment of items, but you never know. Contents are sorted to always be worth 50 TC.][Hacked AI Law Upload Module
9 TC
(Surplus)
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit.][Stealth Implant
8 TC
(Surplus)
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.][Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
(Surplus)
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.][Syndicate Space Suit
4 TC
(Surplus)
This red and black Syndicate space suit is less encumbering than Nanotrasen variants, fits inside bags, and has a weapon slot. Nanotrasen crew members are trained to report red space suit sightings, however.][Protocol CRAB-17 Phone
7 TC
(Surplus)
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it.][Artificial Intelligence Detector
1 TC
(Surplus)
A functional multitool that turns red when it detects an artificial intelligence watching it, and can be activated to display their exact viewing location and nearby security camera blind spots. Knowing when an artificial intelligence is watching you is useful for knowing when to maintain cover, and finding nearby blind spots can help you identify escape routes.][Power Fist
6 TC
(Surplus)
The power-fist is a metal gauntlet with a built-in piston-ram powered by an external gas supply.Upon hitting a target, the piston-ram will extend forward to make contact for some serious damage. Using a wrench on the piston valve will allow you to tweak the amount of gas used per punch to deal extra damage and hit targets further. Use a screwdriver to take out any attached tanks.][Chameleon Skillchip
4 TC
(Surplus)
A highly advanced skillchip that contains data on all available skillchips. This skillchip only takes up a single skillchip slot in the user's brain. Comes with a single-use Syndicate autosurgeon for immediate self-application.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Josie Rader, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a hand teleporter. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Deet Mason was Myles Hastings the Roboticist and survived
(used 19 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and can copy access from other identification cards. The access is cumulative, so scanning one card does not erase the access gained from another. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment and name. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.][Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.][Energy Dagger (50% off!)
1 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][Failsafe Uplink Code
1 TC
When entered the uplink will self-destruct immediately.][Syndicate Surgery Duffel Bag
3 TC
The Syndicate surgery duffel bag is a toolkit containing all surgery tools, surgical drapes, a Syndicate brand MMI, a straitjacket, and a muzzle.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Miguel Buzzard, the Station Engineer. Success!
Objective #2: Steal an unused sample of slime extract. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

Dogmens was Madalyn Burkett the Medical Doctor and survived
(used 20 TC) [Syndi-kit Special
20 TC
Syndicate Bundles, also known as Syndi-Kits, are specialized groups of items that arrive in a plain box. In Syndi-kit Special, you will receive items used by famous syndicate agents of the past. Collectively worth more than 20 telecrystals, the syndicate loves a good throwback.]

Objective #1: Prevent Trip Lloyd, the Research Director, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Download 28 research nodes. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

InvalidArgument was Manganese LXXXIX the Station Engineer and died
(used 16 TC) [Binary Translator Key
5 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to and talk with silicon-based lifeforms, such as AI units and cyborgs, over their private binary channel. Caution should be taken while doing this, as unless they are allied with you, they are programmed to report such intrusions.][Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.]

Objective #1: Download 22 research nodes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the medal of captaincy. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

JimboKnobbs was Jimbo KNobbs the Scientist and died
(used 20 TC) [Australicus Slime Mutator
10 TC
Crikey mate, it's been a wild travel from the Australicus sector but we've managed to get some special spider extract from the giant spiders down there. Use this injector on a gold slime core to create a few of the same type of spiders we found on the planets over there. They're a bit tame until you also give them a bit of sentience though.x2]

Objective #1: Steal the station blueprints. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Manganese LXXXIX, the Station Engineer, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

MoonAmber was Eclipsea Uruma the Roboticist and died
(used 7 TC) [Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.]

Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Viktor Strelnikov, the Quartermaster. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Knira was Domo Arigato the AI and survived

Objective #1: Ensure no mutant humanoid species are present aboard the escape shuttle. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Criminal, the Mime. Success!
Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation. Success!
The traitor has failed!

That Engineer was Mikhail Wheely the Assistant and survived
(used 6 TC) [.357 Speed Loader
4 TC
A speed loader that contains seven additional .357 Magnum rounds; usable with the Syndicate revolver. For when you really need a lot of things dead.][Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key.]

Objective #1: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Be sure to use the proper safety equipment when extracting the sliver! Success!
Objective #2: Steal 28 moles of plasma (full tank). Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

TTBU was Shannon Keppel the Virologist and survived
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Surgery Duffel Bag (66% off!)
1 TC
The Syndicate surgery duffel bag is a toolkit containing all surgery tools, surgical drapes, a Syndicate brand MMI, a straitjacket, and a muzzle. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][Adaptive Cardboard Cutouts
1 TC
These cardboard cutouts are coated with a thin material that prevents discoloration and makes the images on them appear more lifelike. This pack contains three as well as a crayon for changing their appearances.][Holoparasites
18 TC
Though capable of near sorcerous feats via use of hardlight holograms and nanomachines, they require an organic host as a home base and source of fuel. Holoparasites come in various types and share damage with their host.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Scott Langley, the Paramedic. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Dominic Iseeman, the Captain, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Pogoman122 was Viktor Strelnikov the Quartermaster and died
(used 4 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.]

Objective #1: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Cherette Moberly, research testing range, rcds
The code responses were: harebells, Botanist, capitalism
Station Economic Summary:
There were 28928.4 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 425.418 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Hughe Splash with 12418.1 cr!