[2019-12-23 22:09:42.168] PAPER: Jimmius/(Clyde Thunderpants) writing to paper #|screenplay for about how my amazing birthday gift is going to go| - - *clyde walks into the jewlry store* - - **clyde:** hello jewlry store man, I would like to buy a rolex for my good friend propser finely, or "squiddie", as she is known by most people - - **jewlry store manager:** ok sir, here you go. would you like a recipt? - - *clyde rips up the recipt in front of him* - - **clyde:** What's your return policy? Because if you think Jake will ever return this, it's a fallacy. - - *the jewlry store manager begins crying* - - *clyde leaves* - - **10 minutes later** - - *INT: DAY: Prospers birthday party* - - **clyde:** you know how you're always saying "what time is it?" - - **prosper:** yes, i am always saying that - - **clyde:** well, it's time for me to get you a new watch [2019-12-23 22:12:18.907] PAPER: Jimmius/(Clyde Thunderpants) writing to paper - - **clyde:** well, it's time for me to get you a new watch - - *both laugh at this awsome joke* - - *prosper opens the gift, upon seeing the watch she's dreamt of but never described aloud, prosper cries tears of soy.* - - **clyde:** I guess you could say that this party..... is a real train wreck (this joke only makes sense after you've watched the previous episode, where clyde hijacks a train and murders everyone aboard) - - *the entire crowd at the party laughs at the awesome joke* - - #|THE END?| -