[2019-12-23 22:09:42.168] PAPER: Jimmius/(Clyde Thunderpants) writing to paper #|screenplay for about how my amazing birthday gift is going to go|
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 - *clyde walks into the jewlry store*
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 - **clyde:** hello jewlry store man, I would like to buy a rolex for my good friend propser finely, or "squiddie", as she is known by most people
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 - **jewlry store manager:** ok sir, here you go. would you like a recipt?
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 - *clyde rips up the recipt in front of him*
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 - **clyde:** What's your return policy? Because if you think Jake will ever return this, it's a fallacy.
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 - *the jewlry store manager begins crying*
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 - *clyde leaves*
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 - **10 minutes later**
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 - *INT: DAY: Prospers birthday party*
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 - **clyde:** you know how you're always saying "what time is it?"
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 - **prosper:** yes, i am always saying that
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 - **clyde:** well, it's time for me to get you a new watch
[2019-12-23 22:12:18.907] PAPER: Jimmius/(Clyde Thunderpants) writing to paper 
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 - **clyde:** well, it's time for me to get you a new watch
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 - *both laugh at this awsome joke*
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 - *prosper opens the gift, upon seeing the watch she's dreamt of but never described aloud, prosper cries tears of soy.*
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 - **clyde:** I guess you could say that this party..... is a real train wreck (this joke only makes sense after you've watched the previous episode, where clyde hijacks a train and murders everyone aboard)
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 - *the entire crowd at the party laughs at the awesome joke*
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 - #|THE END?|
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